Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

[chanchimi]

The tank exploded, and in turn, you have imploded!

I wish I could breath FIRE!!!

[dialgaX149]

Granted, but you've got no gas left in you!
I wish for war!

[Brien]

Granted, the war is between the White blood cells within your body and the uncontrollable virus that causes uncontrollable diareah and other unwanted ailments.


I wish for a cookie that is not deadly in any way possible, nor will it cause any phsyical or mental harm to me; and it is delivered by the kindest man on earth who can not be corrupted in any way.

[To Write Love On Her Arms]

Originally Posted by Brien

Granted, the war is between the White blood cells within your body and the uncontrollable virus that causes uncontrollable diareah and other unwanted ailments.


I wish for a cookie that is not deadly in any way possible, nor will it cause any phsyical or mental harm to me; and it is delivered by the kindest man on earth who can not be corrupted in any way.

Granted but the kindest man on earth has died.

I wish for my very own bodyguard, heh.

[dialgaX149]

Granted, but that bodyguard was gay.
I wish for a corrupted wish.

[To Write Love On Her Arms]

Originally Posted by dialgaX149

Granted, but that bodyguard was gay.
I wish for a corrupted wish.

Granted but the wish became uncorrupted (if that is even a word)

I wish for the Twilight movie to come out sooner!

[The Original Darkwiz787]

wish granted, but it's only available to people who don't want to see the movie.

i wish an uncoruptable candy bar was delivered to my house by fedex wich can't be corrupted and neither can my house and then my uncoruptable body ate it.

[Jayster23]

Granted but it was really a fake candy bar to prank idiots.

I wish that i had my r4 sooner, and that it was not broken or any damge had been done to it or nothing happened just a plain ol' r4

[Led Zeppelin Pwn]

granted but I am not sure what an r4 is so nothing happened

I wish I was Jimmy Page

[Jayster23]

granted but everyone else doesn't know who you are so your friendless

I wish that i will meet the Cornial(KFC guy) and that he was not dead or had anything happen to him except being born and aged and not aged so old.

[dialgaX149]

Granted but the chickens killed him.

I wish for Jayster23 to die!!! XDD

[♣Gawain♣]

What an evil wish... Then you shall die!!! Wahahahahaha!!!!

I wish I'm a fish

[dialgaX149]

Granted, but a Sharpedo ate you. Yum! :D
I wish that I would not get a corrupted wish, therefore getting a lot of wishes, and this canNOT be denied or corrupted. I repeat, CANNOT be denied or corrupted.

[raging lion]

Granted, but you got so many wishes that you became mad.

I wish I had an ant.

[Sounds]

sadly u got the blood of the ant...
I wish i was unbeatable at brawl

[Josephine]

Granted, but in return you are always beaten in the bedroom.

I wish that my light worked.

[the bitter end.]

Granted, but it electrocutes you.

I wish this wish would be corrupted so horribly that I die.

[Sounds]

very well ur wish isn't granted,u than get depressed an lose your will of life,so you take a knife,a gun and u go on to of a mountain,u stab yourself,than shout yourself in the mouth and simply fall
than when u die you think:"life well spent"

[raging lion]

No wish??
Mine
I wish I had another wish.

[the bitter end.]

Hey my wish was granted the way I wanted it!

Um... granted, you get nothing, because thats against the rules.

I wish I had something to eat right now...

[raging lion]

(Oh! sorry I broke the rule)

Granted, but the food contains poison and you die.

I wish I had infinite money.

[the bitter end.]

Granted, but you drown in your new Olympic pool you bought.

[Wolflare]

My wish would be if I could stop time! Finish my homework and finish a game in one second! I won't do it much though, just to finish a game if I accidently started over, and I will definitely finish years homework during that time period!

[raging lion]

Granted, but you kept the time stopped and you have grown older than your mom.(the time was stopped for others not you)

I wish I could control all the pokemon

[Josephine]

Granted, but they are the only things you can control, you cannot move your arms and legs.

I wish I had my own house.