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Old August 24th, 2009, 03:55 AM
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Remake of the closed one. Reviving threads is bad.

Anyone have any jokes to share? Post away for our amusement~
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Old August 24th, 2009, 05:59 AM
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This was apparently the funniest joke of the year in the UK:

Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

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Old August 24th, 2009, 06:28 AM
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I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".
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Old August 24th, 2009, 06:37 AM
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I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".
wha...what?

why did the chicken cross thr road?
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To get to the other side =D
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Old August 24th, 2009, 06:47 AM
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this is a horrible joke that was made up by my brother....

why do hearts love socks?

heart love sock.


terrible... just terrible...
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Old August 24th, 2009, 06:49 AM
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wha...what?
Think about your reaction, and what it sounds like.
That's the only hint I can give. xD
It's honestly pretty amusing once someone figures it out.
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Old August 24th, 2009, 01:52 PM
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Old August 24th, 2009, 02:12 PM
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What kind of cheese do I have?

Spoiler:
Nacho Cheese!


hAr! HaR! hAr!
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Old August 24th, 2009, 03:44 PM
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What kind of cheese do I have?

Spoiler:
Nacho Cheese!


hAr! HaR! hAr!
actually the joke (which I got from that kgb commercial)

What do you call cheese thats not yours?

Spoiler:
Nacho Cheese!



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Old August 24th, 2009, 05:55 PM
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Here'e a vulgar one.

Why did Santa get slapped by 3 girls?
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Because he said: Ho-Ho-Ho!


If you haven't heard it, there you go.
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