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Old August 24th, 2009 (3:55 AM).
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Remake of the closed one. Reviving threads is bad.

Anyone have any jokes to share? Post away for our amusement~

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Old August 24th, 2009 (5:59 AM).
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This was apparently the funniest joke of the year in the UK:

Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?

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Old August 24th, 2009 (6:28 AM).
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I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".

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Old August 24th, 2009 (6:37 AM).
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Quote originally posted by Inkpuddle:
I saw a whole room of people stumped by this one:

How do you get an elephant inside a telephone booth?
Take the "f" out of "way".

wha...what?

why did the chicken cross thr road?

Spoiler:
To get to the other side =D

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Old August 24th, 2009 (6:47 AM).
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this is a horrible joke that was made up by my brother....

why do hearts love socks?

heart love sock.

terrible... just terrible...

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Old August 24th, 2009 (6:49 AM).
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Quote:
wha...what?
Think about your reaction, and what it sounds like.
That's the only hint I can give. xD
It's honestly pretty amusing once someone figures it out.

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Old August 24th, 2009 (1:52 PM).
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Old August 24th, 2009 (2:12 PM).
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What kind of cheese do I have?

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Nacho Cheese!

hAr! HaR! hAr!

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Old August 24th, 2009 (3:44 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Samme426:
What kind of cheese do I have?

Spoiler:
Nacho Cheese!

hAr! HaR! hAr!

actually the joke (which I got from that kgb commercial)

What do you call cheese thats not yours?

Spoiler:
Nacho Cheese!

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Old August 24th, 2009 (5:55 PM).
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Here'e a vulgar one.

Why did Santa get slapped by 3 girls?

Spoiler:

Because he said: Ho-Ho-Ho!

If you haven't heard it, there you go.

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