Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[smithtism]

@gameplayer56: Who says Pokemon can't be polygamists, too?
Granted, but you find out that it hapens 4,000,000,000 years in the future.

I wish I had the Opelucid gym badge in real life.

[gameplayer56]

^*Tries to find a rule Book* I'll get back to you.
Anyways, Wish Grant, but theres no such think as Pokemon Gym, so its worthless.

I wish... I wish Ash never met Latias.

[smithtism]

Granted, but then the movie never exists and an angry mob chases after you with pitchforks and torches because of your wish.

I wish for a copy of Pokemon Stadium 2.

[gameplayer56]

^Couldn't find the Book, but I'll make 'em.
Anyways, wish granted. You found a copy of the game in a Yard Sale. Without wasting a minute, you bought & went home afterwards. You inserted it into your system. *Fast Forward cause I'm too lazy*. Your 20 minutes of gameplay has turn into a creepypasta moment, congratulations.

Anyways, I wish I could marry a female Mienshao.

[smithtism]

^YAY! PASTA!
Granted, but the Mienshao's brother and father kick your a** every day until you are left in a bloody coma.

I wish for Jigglypuff to sing me a lullaby.

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, Jigglypuff came by & singed for you. But, bad luck for you, your Darkrai came out of its Pokeball & chased away that Jigglypuff, but for you, you'll won't wake up.

I wish Pokemon would become real this midnight PDT.

[EternalLoathing]

They do,but in another dimension

i wish Arceus never existed,and that everybody would thank me for that

[rustymenon]

Granted. But the people thank you by pelting you with stones.

I wish that the Daycare man died.

[smithtism]

Granted. Now the Daycare Lady is a widow and lives out her last few years in agonizing depression. Way to go, you sick monster. :cer_pissed:

I wish for a pet Ditto.

[EternalLoathing]

Grant'd but it transform into a dog and don't act different than a normal dog

I wish Porygons destroyed teh non pokemon internet

[deoxys121]

Granted, but it also destroys every e-mail provider.

I wish for a pet Stunfisk.

[rustymenon]

Granted, but the Stunfisk shocks you every time it see you.

I wish Arceus was mine.

[EternalLoathing]

Granted,but it causes a paradox and destroy the world

I wish for rotoms possessig my laptop

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, Rotom possessed your laptop, & he also gave you viruses.

I wish I could see the real Latias.

[EternalLoathing]

Granted but it kills you

Wish Latias married latios

[smithtism]

Granted, but that causes the universe to explode for some reason.

I wish I could dance with Lilligant.

[gameplayer56]

@EternalLoathing, It? Don't you mean her?
Anyways, wish granted, you danced with a Lilligant. To make a long story short, you two end up marrying each other, but divorce each other next week.

I wish Latias & Latios would divorce each other.

[EternalLoathing]

They do,but their son,laties,make they go back to each other again

I always use it when referring to pokemon

I wish Gallade was the DJ in the nightclubs of mah' neighborhood

[smithtism]

@gameplayer56: Oh well. Tis better to have loved and lost.
Granted, but he stinks and causes the club to be shut down.

I wish for a Magmarizer.

[gameplayer56]

@EternalLoathing, Now thats rather scaring thought there. Also, at least use "her" on Latias.
@smithtism,....Meh.
Anyways, wish granted, but its glitched, thus losing your save file.

I wish the company realizes that the fans want a Pokemon MMORPG.

[deoxys121]

Granted, after it's made, no-one plays it.

I wish for a ???-type Arceus.

[smithtism]

Granted, but that's the same type as MissingNo., resulting in the Poke-apocalypse.

I wish I could shake Wartortle's hand.

[rustymenon]

Granted, but Wartotle's hand was so strong your hands get crushed.

I wish for a shiny Ho-Oh.

[gameplayer56]

Wish granted, but its hacked.

I wish the company would replace Cilian.

[deoxys121]

Granted, but he got replaced with another little kid like Max.

I wish for a Liberty Pass.