Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[G-Virus]

Granted, but some guy uses Kyurem to assasinate Reshiram and make Zekrom vice president.

I wish that Latias would make Latios stop fighting wih me D:.

[Cresta]

Granted, but now Latias is fighting with you.

I wish that Game Freak put a lot of good fakemon from PC into a new Pokemon game.

[Liquid Twilight]

Granted but it is a Japan exclusive.

I wish for a Kangaskhan had an evo / pre-evo.

[G-Virus]

Granted, but Kangaskhan's pre evolution is a fetus, and her evoulution is an old version of herself.

I wish that Stunfisk never existed.

[justinrpg]

granted, but now this site uses another bad Pokemon for their errors

I wish I had a Reshiram & a Zekrom as pets

[Tails05]

Granted, but you cannot possibly hold them at your house, so you are forced to set them free.

I wish I had the ability to transform into Shaymin.

[G-Virus]

Granted but a Braviary eats you because you turned into the small hedgehog form.

I wish that they had made choice items not lock you into one attack and stilll boost stats.

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, but they are now the only items in the game.

I wish Magikarp didn't suck.

[deoxys121]

Granted, but now Gyarados sucks.

I wish there were no trade evos.

[dragon456]

Granted, but now instead of trading, you have to evolve certain Pokemon by beating the Elite Four one hundred one times, but you must only do this only when all the planets are aligned together, and Halley's comet must streak in between the planet's orbits.

I wish that I can be a Team Rocket member.

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, but you're a Rattata that can't evolve or learn moves other than tackle, tail whip, and splash.

I wish that the Elite 4 would stop false advertising.

[dragon456]

Granted, but the gym leaders start false advertising instead.
I wish for a cute Pikachu.

[justinrpg]

granted, but it is an evil cute pikachu

I wish people would view Reshiram & Zekrom as a team as I do, and would quit fighting over which is better!!!

[JinRazielGames]

Granted but Zek and Resh keep fighting themselves who is better.

I wish Pokemon were real...can scientists create Pokemon??

[dragon456]

Granted, but the Pokemon take over the world.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish of taking over the entire Pokemon universe.

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, but everything involving Kanto is corrupted.

I wish I got money every time I beat someone at something.

[deoxys121]

Granted, you get a whopping $0.01 every time you beat someone.

I wish for my very own real-life Snorlax.

[zlip]

Granted but he sits on and suffocates you!

I wish shinies didn't exist.

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, now when a shiny should appear, instead a MissingNo. will appear and corrupt your save data forever.

I wish I could be a Swampert.

[justinrpg]

granted, but as a swampert you were captured by mean nasty trainers who abuse you

I wish that Zekrom would use Bolt Strike on the guy who ripped me off yesterday

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, but then Lugia used Aeroblast on you.

I wish Nintendo would bring back Team Aqua and Magma.

[smithtism]

Granted. One grunt from each team now makes a .5 second cameo in the next Pokemon Colosseum game.

I wish there were no Pokemon fanfics, good or bad.

[justinrpg]

granted, but then Pokemon loses all fans and the show dies...

I wish I could go to to 'third base' with a Reshiram!

[smithtism]

Granted, but Kabutops tags you both out, costing your entire team the state championship.

I wish Plusle and Minun could have different abilities.

[FACEcake1223]

Granted, they now have Run Away.

I wish people stopped using legendaries.