Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[GreenGoblin]

Granted, but now it eats 22 hours a day

I wish I had a mew two with bat wings

[angelomanalo]

Granted, but it disappears when it fainst from a battle.
I wish Pikachu was a traditional Pokemon. There's Wobbuffet, Victini...

[GreenGoblin]

Granted, Now Pikachu is in a Kimono

I wish I had Over 9000 Rapidash

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but a Swoobat uses Confuse Ray on them...and they all trample each other to death.

I wish that my Swoobat's Confuse Ray was powerful enough to affect over nine thousand pokemon and that I had a Celebi to go back in time and use that powerful Confuse Ray on over 9000 Rapidash.

*hee hee. I'm going to create a paradox.*

[Outkin]

Granted, but in their confusion one of them startles the celebi, which causes it to acidently send you back in time alone....wait....no a hungry archeops is there to keep you company.

I wish I had a mew.

[darkpokeball]

Granted, you get teleported to prehistoric times, where your Mew awaits...except for I stole it. Now you have to face off against an agitated and hungry Archeops.

I wish I was back in modern-day Castelia!

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Granted, you went to a Castelia that is too modern...nobody's there. You landed on a dead city.

I wish that getting powerful Pokemon would be a lot easier.

[Hikari10]

Granted but it turns out to be a cute Oshawott.

I wished that Vanillite's line got more love...

[Star_light]

Granted, they're all now tasty frozen deserts loved by children.

I wish Lugia would stay in my Ultra Balls D':

[GreenGoblin]

Granted, now lugia doesn't want to come out

I wish I had a ten foot tall raichu with a monocle, top hat and mustache saying "rai say"

[Hikari10]

Granted but it uses Thunder on you.

I wish Ash evolves his Oshawott cos he needs to...

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Granted...instead of evolving into Dewott and then Samurott, he gets a Jellicent.

I wish Charizard would be as strong as Rayquaza.

[refep]

Granted, but it is now impossible to get legitly.

[Star_light]

Your wish has been granted, but nothing happened because you didn't make one.

I wish Magikarp could learn TMs

[angelomanalo]

Granted, but it eats you instead.
I wish the Reshiram Statue was not destroyed by Angry Birds.

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Granted...instead, it's destroyed by millions of eggs that were thrown on it by someone...I don't know who.

I wish I can be a real Pokemon Trainer.

[mineox100]

Granted, your starter Pokemon was Magikarp holding an impossible to take Everstone.
I wish Pidgeot fly me to school.

[Outkin]

Granted. You are now on the roof of the 3 story school, and your pokemon doesn't seem to want to fly again any time soon....

I wish I had a baby Riolu in real life

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but it gets kidnapped by scientists who want to study the new species.

I wish that Pokemon Black and White 2 were so awesome, they started a pokemon craze so that people of age six to age fifty would be obsessed with pokemon, and buying pokemon merchandise would be the normal thing to do.

[angelomanalo]

Granted, but Kyurem ruled all Pokemon, turning them into Kyurem.
I wish Jessie never kicked a Magikarp that evolved into Gyarados, that ate both Jessie and James.

[darkpokeball]

Granted, this time Jessie kicked a Caterpie that evolved into a Level 100 Shiny Rayquaza and ate Jessie and James.

I wish that hacking pokemon games was impossible.

[mineox100]

Granted, Action Replay makers lost money and went bankrupt.
Now you can't get ARs and you cannot go through the first level of ANY game.

I wish Eevee has more evolution.

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Granted, but the evolutions are very uncontrollable. It evolves randomly in a split-second, so good luck getting the Eeveelution you'd like!

I wish that all Pokemon have POkerus.

[angelomanalo]

Granted, but the the Pokemon start exploding after 5 hours.
I wish Emboar didn't have fangs, so that it would look like the real pig.

[Rainy Garden of Fire]

Granted. Instead of fangs, it has antennae...that hypnotizes people.

I wish I have a whole armada of Legendary Pokemon.