Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Sayan]

Granted, but it involves a Skutank. Nuff said.
Oh geez, now I'm getting some really *disturbing* mental images, not the best things to have at 3.11 A.M. (yes, you read that right).

I wish the aforementioned Arcanine gets its accuracy and disobedience issues fixed.

[Final Destination]

That's not the only thing that got fixed...your Arcanine cannot breed now.

i wish for falling voltorbs... >: D

[Sayan]

Granted, but the Voltorbs are falling in love (and yes, I know they're genderless).

I wish that the fact that my epic Draco-Arcanine can't breed actually bothered me *rolls eyes*.

[Final Destination]

Granted. One second later, it stops bothering you. People get jealous of the fact that you have a Drago-Arcanine, so they poke-nap it.

I wish for a cooked Gyarados.

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but then the police come to arrest you...

I wish that I had a fake PC family.

[Final Destination]

Granted. They're all made up of Dittos that bully you in their own unique way.

I wish that I could control my Hypno's power...

[darkpokeball]

Granted...wait, something's gone horribly wrong! While granting this wish, Jirachi, the person I use to grant others wishes was knocked out! *gulp* What happens now?

Final Destination's Hypno's power is no longer controlled, and now can never be controlled...plus it has multiplied in strength.

I wish that Jirachi was never knocked out!

[Final Destination]

Originally Posted by darkpokeball

Granted...wait, something's gone horribly wrong! While granting this wish, Jirachi, the person I use to grant others wishes was knocked out! *gulp* What happens now?

Final Destination's Hypno's power is no longer controlled, and now can never be controlled...plus it has multiplied in strength.

I wish that Jirachi was never knocked out!

Granted, but--Wait, Hypno! No! *SMAAAASH!!*

Hi, I'm Beginning Destination, Final Destination's clone. Unfortunately, he's been knocked out. Anyways...

I wish for my own Jirachi! =D

[darkpokeball]

Granted. But it eats Beginning Destination and somehow frees Final Destination.

I wish that Lightpokeball and Beginning Destination would meet, each with their own mascots (Underpowered Hypno and...what's the opposite of a Chainsaw Meowth?)

[Sayan]

Granted, but they meet in a crowded mall and don't really recognise each other.

Originally Posted by darkpokeball

what's the opposite of a Chainsaw Meowth?

Why a Htwoem Wasniach of course!

I wish Pokemon made sense.

[pikakitten]

Granted! But the government changed the meaning of "make sense" to totally ridiculous! So now Pokemon makes no sense!

I wish for 10 wishes mwahahaha

[justinrpg]

granted, they were all corrupted SO bad that you NEVER want to make a wish again!!!

I wish Facebook would NEVER delete a Pokémon RP Account again!!!

[PokemonFan2000Man]

Granted, but Facebook deletes every single page except for the RPs, causing FB to get sued and then there will be no facebook to house RP accounts on.

I wish that Black and White involved more Pokemon from the past 4 gens.

[GolurkIsDaBomb]

Granted, but more pokemon = unevolvable sentrets, bidoof, magikarp, and feebas that can only learn flash and stop leveling up at level 3.

I wish I had a shiny druddigon

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but Htwoem Wasniach steals it and delivers it to Lightpokeball.

I wish that my shiny Azumarill was the only shiny Azumarill in the world!

[GolurkIsDaBomb]

Granted, but after you "get rid of" all the other azurill, marill and azumarills, you notice your azumarill is really a ditto that has transformed into a shiny azumarill the whole time... leaving no azumarills left on earth. :O

I wish white 2 was out already. In english.

[PokemonFan2000Man]

Granted, but its 1 Poke, and they don't have Poke here, so you lose.

I wish I had a real Pichu that liked me.

[pokemonranger109]

Wish Granted but it didnt like itself so it commited suicide

I wish a Giant caterpie ate everybody and everything exept me and my family and direct needs.

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but then it evolved into Metapod, which then evolved into Butterfree...and the Butterfree feasted upon your family after putting them to sleep!

I wish that the giant Caterpie never ate me or my Chainsaw MEowth.

[angelomanalo]

Granted, but a Giant Weedle does it instead.
I wish my cousin's friend liked both Scyther and Scizor, because she likes Scyther but hates Scizor.

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but then every Scyther and Scizor in existence mysteriously vanishes...upon investigation, scientists discover that somehow, more breeds of pokemon are vanishing every day. All tentacools and tentacruels vanish the next day.
"Professor Oak, what do you think is happening?"
"Well, Juniper, there's only one thing that can explain this..."
"What?"
"We're in a fanfiction!"
"Oh no!"

I wish that I found my Pokemon Platinum cartridge that houses Otto, the awesome Minun from Ruby.

[angelomanalo]

Granted, but there's a glitch that locks you out of the game.
I wish there were prehistoric Pokemon in Johto.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Granted, it turns out to Kabutops

I wish that pokemon were real

[RioluLux]

Granted but they all turn ferocious and kill all life on earth
I wish i could find a shiny Pikachu

[Sawsbuck_Winter]

Granted, but the pikachu is so shiny it makes you go blind for life.

I wish they would make another game similar to pokemon colosseum and xd gale of darkness for the ps3.