Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[Shadowstriker184]

Granted, but its so horrible you kill yourself. You then find yourself living INSIDE that horrible manga remake.

I wish Swampert didnt have a 4x weakness to grass and had the ability Wonderguard

[Serperion]

Granted but this is because it was transformed into Shedinja and thus has more weaknesses which will all knock out

I wish there was a third member to rival Electivire and Magmortar's family lines

[TaichiWind]

Granted, Jynx gets a racially insensitive ugly evolved form nobody likes.

I wish Castform got a Sandstorm form.

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

Granted. It's YOU! You turn into a pokemon, and your the second worst Pokemon because you only know Tail Whip and you can resist to Sandstorms.

Wish I had Red's game team in Black and White 2 all lv.100 (without rare candy hehe) and destroy everyone.

[Serperion]

Granted but no one will battle you anymore and your pokemon leave you from being ignored and depression

I wish for some whiskey plain 1976 whiskey

[Shadowstriker184]

Granted, but since it had NOTHING to do with pokemon, you instantly die from making the wish.

I wish to complete my national pokedex in Unova

[LilJz1234]

Granted, but then your game file got corrupted

I wish I could finish Pokemon White soon.

[Pink Mommy]

Granted! Your DS falls in a puddle and the game is gone.

Finished!

I wish I could have a DW Snivy.

[TaichiWind]

Granted, it has blank IVs and a sassy nature, but hey, it HAS Contrary legitimately!

I wish to be able to shapeshift into Thundurus in real life at will.

[Pink Mommy]

Granted! You are now being hunted down by every paranormal investigator in the world.

Ok, here it goes again.

I wish I had a LEGIT, FEMALE Snivy with a MODEST or TIMID nature and DW ability CONTRARY. IV's don't actually matter.

[Gideon Jeremiah]

Granted! But you're save file immediately becomes corrupt, as you are on the nickname screen.

I wish I had the machinery to create an actual Eevee, from fox & cat DNA.

[TaichiWind]

Granted, yay you did it. And it's immediately taken away by FBI.

I wish I'd work on my Nuzlocke runs faster.

[LilJz1234]

Granted, but you worked on it way too fast to realize that your Pokemon are all low HP and got poisoned with no Pokemon Center nearby.

I wish I could capture Emolga for my Pokemon White game.

[Shadowstriker184]

Granted, but every pokemon you faced with it OHKO'd it until you finally released it.

I wish Swampert was real and I caught him in a pokeball.

[Mama-Mamo]

Granted! But Team Plasma steals your Pokemon and uses it for testing. Oh noes! D:

I wish that someone discovered the secret to making Pokemon real.

[Shadowstriker184]

Granted, but just as the scientists figured it out, they were all assassinated and thier lab and reseach destroyed by Anti-Pokemon fanatics :D

I wish nobody could steal my Shaymin in Steal the Shaymin...

[TaichiWind]

Granted, and everybody gets tired of that game and it dies.

I wish to win against my buddy Freeze in Challenge Cup on PO.

[Shadowstriker184]

Granted, but you wake up from dreaming the night before and lose horribly in real life.

I wish I could complete my Pokemon Emerald Pokedex

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

Granted. You explode because of your happiness.

Wish I could talk Japanese to understand everything in new releases in Japan.

[DeLaMuerte]

Granted. You don't know how to read it.

I wish I could go into the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon world as a Riolu and save the world in my uber-nerdy ways. :D

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

Granted. But you used cheats, so nobody likes you anymore.

Wish I could read Japanese.

[DeLaMuerte]

Granted. Nintendo begins publishing the games in English only, making the hours I spent pouring Japanese intelligence into you while you sat there doing absolutely nothing a complete waste a time.

I wish I was Palmer. He's so cool.

[Aisu]

Granted, but Dragonite rages on you and you get eaten and die a horrible gruesome death.

I wish they would bring Brock back.

[LilJz1234]

They do, just enough time for him to give Ash his Onix and go back to Pewter city.

I wish they would make a R/S remake soon.

[CourageHound]

Granted. But there will never be a US/English version

I wish I got to create my own 5 new pokemon for gen 6 dex