Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[LilJz1234]

Granted, but GameFreak scrapped it off the game at the last second.

I wish I get to finish my Pokemon White soon.

[CourageHound]

Granted but somehow the data gets corrupted and the last save point it remembers is at Burgh's gym

I wish all pokemon were competitively viable

[TaichiWind]

Granted. The Pokémon are all thrown into the same tier. Enjoy taking out a Dialga with your team of NUs.

I wish there was a Burst-based Pokémon game, GOOD, PLAYABLE and IN ENGLISH. (No cutting corners. Making me explode is not proper wish corruption.)

[CourageHound]

Like pokemon Re-Burst? Fine. But but the game was so dang popular and rediculously hard to find in stores, it takes a month before you can own one

I wish Muk was more respected

[Gideon Jeremiah]

Granted, but owning a Metagross with earthquake & psychic becomes the new training fad.

I wish I had a talking Cinccino for a pet.

[Shadowstriker184]

Granted, but he is so respected he is brought to life and made president of the whole world, and you had to buy an air freshener modeled after him.

I wish Magikarp were cooler

[Gideon Jeremiah]

Granted, Magikarp is now known as "Magestikarp" & every 10 yr. old wants it.
They than realize that a Flaaffy can easily beat it, & it falls back out of the limelight.

I wish that learning about Pokèmon was mandatory in high school parenting classes.

[Shadowstriker184]

Granted, but so many people are now trying to get in the class so they drop the class altogether.

I wish Swampert wasnt weak to grass

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

Granted. Now Swampert is weak against every type, minus grass.

Wish N wasn't so strange.

[Shadowstriker184]

Nicely played...

Granted, but he is now so cool, that everyone just releases their Pokemon, even you and the Champion.

I wish Pokemon could have three types instead of two

[Aisu]

Granted, but now every Pokemon has a 6x weakness and will die three times as bad.

I wish that Pokemon White 2 was cheaper.

[TaichiWind]

Friggin Ninjasks up in this beach.
Granted. It's cheaper than before, but only in Uganda.

I wish Ice had more resistances.

[Shadowstriker184]

Granted, but Ice also gains more weakness

I wish Pokemon were real, with no bad repurcussions

[TaichiWind]

Granted. Arceus takes over as God and forces everyone to become Arceist. This angers Christians, who wage war against the new Arceists but lose brutally because Arceists had been granted Pokéball technology by Arceus and therefore utilized Pokémon to win the war. All religions except Arceism are eradicated in this fashion. The real world slowly transforms into the universe we see in the Pokémon manga (without the overload of titties). Eventually, Jirachi feels like this wish has upset the balance of time and space, so he persuades Celebi to send it back in time. Celebi agrees and Jirachi arrives just in time to stop me from granting you the wish. Boom, no wish granted and I just wrote a basis for a fanfiction.

I wish someone would force me to write that fanfiction about Real World Pokémon this instant.

[Shadowstriker184]

o.O THAT WAS TOTALLY EPIC!

Granted, but half way through you soon lost interest. You kept the world waiting for the next chapter, but it never came. People started harassing you until finally the president had you killed for treason.

I wish Ash won the Unova League

[akshat4444]

Granted, but it was found out that all his competitors were actually replaced by team rocket members.

I wish the elemental punches came in TM's

[TaichiWind]

Granted. The Elemental Punch TMs have a very small chance of being held by wild Hitmonchan in an event-only area.

I wish to be able to fight Shofu on WiFi. Even if he beats me. Totally worth it.

[akshat4444]

Granted. Unfortunately for your wish to come true, you would have to lose all your interest in fighting Shofu.

(Law of equivalent exchange)

I wish I could get Smoochum as a starter.

[TaichiWind]

FIRE RED OMEGA IS NOT A THING THAT STOPPED EXISTING OR ANYTHING

I wish people would play more hacks! (inb4 people stop playing original games altogether)

[akshat4444]

Granted. But then people start playing hacks and start to forget about these fun forums so you ask to have your wish revoked.

I wish that the pokemon games branch out into more than just becoming a champion

[DeLaMuerte]

Granted. You can become a supermodel now, led by Elesa! Aww, how sexy!

Not.

I wish that Pokemon Conquest had more kingdoms to conquer.

[Urugamosu]

Sure, but the Pokémon in the game are now more limited.

I wish that Infernape was a strict fighting type Pokémon.

[TaichiWind]

Granted, but as a result, his entire line becomes Fighting and therefore stop being starter types and they are replaced by something else.

I wish Pikachu was severely buffed in Yellow.

[Gideon Jeremiah]

Granted, your Pikachu literally became buff, by using steroids. In it's roid-rage, it snaps your spine in half, while in the middle of Victory Road.

I wish that Ash's Pokèmon reflected the levels they would logically have, after so many battles.

[Eeveelution Co-ordinator]

Granted, but now he may never use Pikachu again due to nwe users watching and not understanding.

I wish Pokemon games came with in built wifi.