Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[akshat4444]

Granted. unfortunately every time you catch/trade/import/hack a magikarp into your game, it hangs up

I wish I had a fully functional 3DS with all fully functional compatible games

[CourageHound]

Sure, granted. But after you start playing you get so addicted till you can never, ever put it down even after ur 3ds' battery dies

I wish Salamence had no weaknesses

[TaichiWind]

Granted. Salamence becomes Dark/Ghost, but still has the same movepool and stat spread, sending it to Ubers. Competitive battlers over the world rejoice because they don't have to deal with such a ****cheese in OU anymore, and you are very sad because you can't seem to beat anything in Uber with it because it sucks in Uber, as it should. Justice!

I wish I could battle Shofu on PO.

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

Granted. You lose this PKMN battle and your known as "the loser of them all!".

Wish I was "the best of them all!"

[GreatTornado]

Granted. But then all your pokemon are unable to battle because of a rapid spread of a mutated Pokerus virus.

I wish that GameFreak would hurry up and and make Ruby/Sapphie/Emerald Remakes and I would be the first person to play them.

[CourageHound]

Granted, but it comes in gen V format instead of the awesomeness of Gen 6's enhancements

I wish Ursaring was alot faster and a lil bulkier while retaining its massive attack

[GreatTornado]

Granted but then it has a max of 1 Hp which you cannot modify.

I wish that Taylor Swift was battle-able and Catch-able pokemon.

[TaichiWind]

Granted. Japan-exclusive DLC. We went over this.

I wish my Genesect on PO could always outspeed other Genesects.

[cloud354]

Originally Posted by TaichiWind

Granted. Japan-exclusive DLC. We went over this.

I wish my Genesect on PO could always outspeed other Genesects.

Granted. But its attack would be far inferior to all the other genesects

I wish I could get a shiny charmander.

[TaichiWind]

Attack my *** (not like that!), my Genesect is a special sweeper.

Granted, you can! Go to a 2nd gen game, obtain a female Charizard, a male shiny Gyarados and breed away. The inherent shiny IV configuration from the shiny Gyarados has a 1/64 chance to be passed onto the newborn Chaemander. Easy peasy.

I wish all my predictions in competitive battling went correctly.

[darkpokeball]

Granted, but then the competitve battling server gets permanently shut down.

I wish that I had a Milotic(Seriously, I've got 20 Feebas in Ruby)

[GreatTornado]

Granted, but then it is the weakest and ugliest Milotic ever.

I wish that Pokemon X & Y would be released today.

[TaichiWind]

Granted. They are released today AS THEY ARE. In the current state they are in. BUGGY AS HELL and most things aren't implemented fully/at all.

I wish Keldeo would go Uber.

[CourageHound]

Granted. Then they decided it was to o/p to be paired with kyogre or politoaed so no perma rain for keldeo

I wish Ursaring would go OU

[lucas5201]

Granted. It goes to OU, then promptly to NU.

I wish Chespin would evolve into a physical sweeper. Please no special sweeping.

[U_Flame]

Granted. Chespin evolves into a janitor.

I wish 2nd gen games can trade into 3rd gen games.

[TaichiWind]

Granted, but since the Pokémon defining and stat system was changed, these changes are made to traded Pokémon:
-They have no SpD IVs
-Their gender is changed (because we need to generate a new personality value)
-Shinies are no longer shiny (same reason as above)
-They only have up to 15 IVs despite the maximum having been lifted

I wish I had a Genesect that would NOT try to kill me or anyone else.

[CourageHound]

Granted. It then goes on an uncontrolable rampage from pent up hostility

I wish Ursaring was really good at video games and sports(ex. pokeathlon)

[TaichiWind]

Granted. He beats you at everything and you ragequit all your pvp video games and sports, Ursaring has nobody to play with and leaves you.

I wish I had a flight form Genesect-shaped WORKING hoverboard that would NOT malfunction EVER.

A flight form Genesect is this thing:

Spoiler:

[CourageHound]

Originally Posted by TaichiWind

Granted. He beats you at everything

Lol i'd be fine with that. Its actually kinda hilarious


Oh and Granted, you were shot out the air by a genesect who thought you were mistreating another genesect(your hoverboard)

I wish my Ursaring wasnt weak to fighting and its defenses against the other types stayed the same

[TaichiWind]

Granted, your Ursaring gets banned from everywhere.

I wish these wishes about Ursarings would stop already! It's as annoying as my Genesect wishes!

[CourageHound]

Bah, granted, but it only stays like that for the remainder of the day

I wish dialga's roar of time didnt have a recoil effect

[TaichiWind]

Dude, it doesn't. It has a RESTING TURN. You can't have a powerful attack without a powerful drawback. Anyways your wish is invalid because that isn't recoil.

I wish for... MLP referencing NPCs in the 6th gen games! (OMG this is so abusable)

[CourageHound]

Recoil meaning a negetive effect resting included, but w/e

Granted but those NPCs are extreemly obscure in location and dull in their references that it scarcely even matters

I wish for all 3 gen VI starters to have cool evolutions

[TaichiWind]

Granted.
ALL ICE TYPE
>wrong type of cool
WHATEVER

I wish they'd ditch the bicycle and make the rollerskates the main kind of speedy transportation in gen 6 games.