The Vending Machine.

[Zayphora]

Out comes The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

In goes a large black dog.

[Hikari10]

Out comes an Oshawott plushie.

In goes loads of Pikachu merchandise...

[The Noob Hacker]

Out comes an Everlasting Gobstopper.

In goes a video home system cassette.

[Hikari10]

Out comes a 3DS.

In goes the ghost of Lavender Town...

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes a Cubone.

In goes an umbrella...

[Hikari10]

Out comes secret documents saying "Hikari hates Assange, because of this, no HikariDerp until further notice".

In goes a note saying "Join the Bronies"...

[The Noob Hacker]

Pinkie Pie breaks through a rift in space and time, through the vending machine, and then wreaks havoc and parties all over the world. I'd say that it's better off this way.

I put in a chicken.

[Zayphora]

Out comes Red's ghost from Lost Silver.

In goes The Ghost, aka MissingNo...

[Hikari10]

Out comes your fave Pokemon game, and then you discover it got corrupted. *Rageface*

In goes my old slippers...

[The Noob Hacker]

Out comes bunnies.

In goes hot rod flames.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes an old vintage car from the 60's.

In goes a snowboard...

[Hikari10]

Out comes the list of "100 things that cause Hikari to rage".

In goes some hate mail...

[The Noob Hacker]

Out comes a boxing glove on a spring.

In goes an anvil.

[ExGiygas]

Out come Wile E Coyote

In goes the ENTIRETY of the SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY meme.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes Good Guy Greg.

In goes my old mouse...

[Hikari10]

Out comes Akuroma's hair.

In goes a note saying "Hikari is a Wikileaks Killer"...

[EternallyAnna]

Out comes a note that says 'Try again later.'

In goes a striped bikini...

[Hikari10]

Out comes a pile of Pokemon plushies.

In goes a picture of My Little Ponies...

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes Anonymous.

In goes Australia's president... (who is it again?)

[Hikari10]

Originally Posted by TheFattestSnorlax

In goes Australia's president... (who is it again?)

You mean Julia Gillard.

Out comes a burned American flag.

In goes a picture of Marriland...

[WillPowerPedro]

Out comes a Black 2 video game.

In goes a Mixman Sample Pack: Smoke.

[Hikari10]

Out comes guns. Yep, GUNS *shoots*

In goes the four Pokemon TCG cards that were edited for America...

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes the original ones.

In goes a note that reads "DIE!"

[Hikari10]

Out comes a note that says "Hikari will point a gun to your head"

In goes a Top Percentage Rattata...

[WillPowerPedro]

Out comes a episodes of Full House on DVD

In goes a video of Pentatonix music video from the future (if they ever make one...)