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Old October 9th, 2011 (05:56 AM).
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The old thread died. I made a new one. Sucks we have to start the count over. Anyway, in each post, you post a way to get kicked out of Walmart. I'll start.

1. Cut the power, then shout across the store "Quick, get out before they turn the lights back on!"
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Old October 9th, 2011 (04:34 PM).
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2. Put Explicit heavy metal songs ("Eeyore" by Slipknot, will do IMHO) on the audio systems.
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3. Recreate the 1995 Daytona 500 NASCAR race in the store using shopping carts, including the multi-car wrecks into the shelves.
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Old October 9th, 2011 (04:49 PM).
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4. Insist that the tea is kept in petrol cans.
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Old October 9th, 2011 (04:52 PM).
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5. Film an inappropriate video in the store
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Old October 9th, 2011 (05:03 PM).
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6. Play dominoes with the wine bottles. (The version that involves knocking them over.)
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Old October 9th, 2011 (05:14 PM).
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7. Playing Super Smash Brothers at Wal-Mart (In real life) were the products are items & it involves lots of violence!
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Old October 9th, 2011 (05:25 PM).
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8. Look at the price of EVERY item in the store, and ell, "WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!" At everything that is on sale.
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Old October 9th, 2011 (05:26 PM).
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Dress a grocery cart up as a politician and run over everybody in the store.
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10. Ride a Shopping Cart and yell out random things
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12. Screaming the name of the rival of Walmart.
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Old October 10th, 2011 (07:02 AM).
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13. Hand out coupons to customers for Kmart and Kroger, two of Walmart's big competitors.
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Old October 11th, 2011 (02:11 AM).
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15. Play Call of Duty inside and all the expensive stuff is the enemy XDD
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16. Run around Wall-Mart dressed as Batman yelling 'Come Robin, to the Batmobile"
17. Grab a grapefruit and head into the toilets. After a lot of loud groaning drop it into the toilet and yell loudly, "finally got it out.
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18. Grab an orange, and throw it yelling "Go, Pokeball!" If it splatters, scream that there's a snake, and then run off the scene as fast as you can.

19. Go into the dressing rooms, and after a few minutes, yell "We need more toilet paper in here!"
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Old October 14th, 2011 (05:18 PM).
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20. Advertise another supermarket on a P.A
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21. Grab a bag of chips off the shelf, open it, and eat them as you walk through the store.
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22. Drunkenly proclaiming through the P.A. that you are serperior to the other customers.
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23. Get drunk, then find the manager and say in a drunken slur "Dude... I... I just this great... this great idea. Let's just... just... blow this place up!"
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24. Have a short friend go up to some random person, hug them, then yell, "NO, YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY/DADDY!" Then throw your friend over your shoulder, yell "You didn't see anything. KIDNAP!", then run towards the exit.
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Old October 16th, 2011 (04:37 AM).
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Give everyone a Turkish breathmint (knock them out and fart in their face)
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26. Act out the latest viral video you saw in the store.
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27. Yell "EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES BELONGS TO ME!"
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