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Old March 15th, 2012 (08:07 PM).
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Old March 15th, 2012 (08:12 PM).
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Old March 16th, 2012 (08:40 PM).
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Stand in front of the store screaming that you saw a vision of Wal-Mart's roof collapsing, and that nobody should enter the store if they want to live.
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Old March 16th, 2012 (10:19 PM).
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Old March 22nd, 2012 (06:42 PM). Edited March 22nd, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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Bring a giraffe, or a camel ....any size will do...(might want to go to the zoo first) and the Six Flags guy (or a friend with a sewing kit to disguise himself) to crash into the Walmart building, and play "We Like to Party" over the loudspeaker and hop onto the patio sets, and start dancing with your friends. (If you bring the camel, play "My Humps.")...and then wake up, because no one would do this. Just sing the Jigglypuff song over the loudspeaker, and once everyone's asleep, draw on their faces.
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Old March 22nd, 2012 (10:21 PM).
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Stick a male sign on the female toilets and a female sign on the male toilet. Then watch a female worker enter what she thinks is a female toilet only to discover there are urinals.
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Old March 23rd, 2012 (05:41 AM).
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Get a guy to dress like Gary Oak, and you be Misty (or other way around if you're a guy), and start making out, and then say, OH MY GOSH! Caterpies are everywhere! And yell around screaming, flailing your arms, and shout "THE CATERPIES ARE COMING!" twice. Misty can get all hyper going, "OHHH MY GODD!!!!!" And get the mallet, and start knocking things off the shelves, running all over the store. Gary can say, "smell ya later" on a bullhorn when it's time to go.
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Old March 23rd, 2012 (03:16 PM).
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Put a long blue wig on and say this to your colleagues when there's a situation - No need to worry!

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Old March 23rd, 2012 (04:38 PM).
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Dress up like the bikers, like have a Gyarados or a Krookodile on the back of your jacket, and have a bike race across the store, and say, no access to the bike section unless you have a bike... (Like they do on cycling road...) And, anyone who looks at you, call them a punk. XD (The only way to get to the bikes in the store is by going to that section... you need a bike to get a bike...)
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Old March 23rd, 2012 (04:49 PM).
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Announce via PA that Pokemon Black 2 & White 2 have just been released then every Pokefan that wants a copy will create a stampede just to get it.
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Change your uniforms to the Cross Academy uniforms from Vampire Knight. Have one side of the Wal-Mart be the Night Class and the other be the Day Class.
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Old March 23rd, 2012 (05:36 PM). Edited March 23rd, 2012 by Phantom.
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333: Get the candy strips, open each package, sit near entrance throwing the strips at people while yelling "GAY BACON STRIPS!" as you throw.
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Old March 23rd, 2012 (05:40 PM). Edited April 3rd, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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Get two friends and walk inside the store. Have one friend say over the loudspeaker:
"A strange biological phenomenon has occurred in the outer world! Literal ZOMBIES are here! Due to this, we must lock down the store..."

Have the other friend use make-up on you to make you look like a zombie. Terrorize the store. Have the friend do teh same. Over the loudspeaker, do as much as you can to convince the customers that there is a zombie apocalypse going on.
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Announce that Wal-Mart is going digital and you need Facebook or Twitter account to ask what you want to buy.
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Old March 24th, 2012 (12:17 PM). Edited April 5th, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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