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Old April 9th, 2012 (11:01 AM).
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Old April 9th, 2012 (01:34 PM).
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Old April 9th, 2012 (03:30 PM).
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Old April 9th, 2012 (03:35 PM).
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Slip things into people's shopping cart (Bonus points for putting things like tampons and condoms in XD) (More bonus points if you don't get caught, but that would ruin the fun of this fourm, so get caught)
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Old April 9th, 2012 (10:56 PM).
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379. Stick a kick me paper on your back and wait at the entrance until a ****** kid comes by (or adult, but then you're really an *******).

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Old April 9th, 2012 (11:51 PM).
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Old April 10th, 2012 (01:33 PM).
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Old April 10th, 2012 (10:40 PM).
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Old April 10th, 2012 (10:46 PM).
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Peeing on their sale products...
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Old April 11th, 2012 (12:10 AM).
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Old April 11th, 2012 (04:17 AM).
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Old April 11th, 2012 (04:28 AM).
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Old April 11th, 2012 (04:33 AM).
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Old April 11th, 2012 (09:03 AM).
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Old April 11th, 2012 (10:13 AM).
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Sell their stuff for lower prices inside the store and call it "market sharing"
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Old April 11th, 2012 (10:22 AM).
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Send out Heskey at all customers...
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Old April 11th, 2012 (10:26 AM).
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394. Yell at all of the cashiers for not letting you buy Poke Balls or Hyper Potions.
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Old April 11th, 2012 (10:27 AM).
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Enter the store with an Mammoth MKII...
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Old April 11th, 2012 (02:26 PM).
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Old April 11th, 2012 (06:51 PM).
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397: Play cart bowling, see how many people you can knock down from a distance with a cart loaded with the heaviest items in the store. Bonus points if you get an employee.
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Old April 12th, 2012 (11:09 PM).
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If the 13th of a month falls on a Friday, paint a 13 on a large sign and say everything is only $13. But it comes at a cost, everyone needs to have a tattoo on their neck, carry a gun or bleach their hair to get the discount.

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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:09 AM).
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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:12 AM).
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Celebrate your fave colleague's birthday with a massive discount on all stock only to discover it isn't their birthday.
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