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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:16 AM).
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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:19 AM). Edited May 2nd, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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402. Make it look like you're eating cat food, saying it's a delicacy. "THIS FOOD=MINE. BACK OFF. NOW." Making oming and noming nosies. Then, step on it after you spit it up, because you're definitely not going to like the taste of it, especially if you don't like seafood. Make-out with the floor, and compliment its kissing technique.
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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:22 AM). Edited May 2nd, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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404. Lick one's poodle saying, "mmm...These are good pooding pops." Sound like a guy named Bill. Do it in the dog food section. (Don't actually do it, just make it look like you are... and say, "finger lickin' good.")
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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:30 AM). Edited May 2nd, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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407. Pass gas, or in your case, float an air biscuit, if you're from the land of tea and crumpets, and say, "ah...sir, do you enjoy this stench?" Watch them look at you in disgust. Say this seriously, too, because it's funnier if you're serious about it.
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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:33 AM). Edited May 2nd, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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409. Go into the store with a bunch of friends with homemade Twilight shirts saying which Team you're on, but you and your worst rival, who's pretending to be your BFF for the day, even though you two hate each other. If no one's on your team, draw on the face of those who don't like you. You can let your clan wear vampire fangs, and have the others sport hair extensions. Have a sword fight with a light-saber, and say, TWILIGHT/STAR WARS CROSSOVER BIOTCH! It helps if you and your worst rival are named Edward and Jacob.
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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:41 AM). Edited May 2nd, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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411. Claim you hear voices when someone announces a sale on the intercom, or asks someone to come. Act really obnoxious and annoying when you do it. On a megaphone, say, "SHUT UP! (use vulgarity too.) "YOU ARE SOOOOO LOUD_AH!"
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Change the worker's uniforms into Team Rocket uniforms, then react to people saying "Why is there an R on your shirt?".
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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:46 AM). Edited May 2nd, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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413. Edit. Walk up to people, individually, telling them, "HEY, you like just like (insert someone here)," watch them get infuriated.
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"Tell everyone they remind you of someone who looks nothing like them and watch them get angry, while you flee on your mobile device" ...like a scooter.

The number's right, but there's two 411's.... Why is that? O.o <talking to self.... OOOH...I'm such a weirdy! I talk to myself....I guess that's why I'm So INTA-RES-TING!
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Old April 14th, 2012 (03:50 AM).
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413. Tell everyone they remind you of someone who looks nothing like them and watch them get angry, while you flee on your mobile device...
That should have been 412.

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Record all your worker's movements, comprise into a video and then upload it to YouTube with the title "Collateral Workers". (Guess where I got that idea from)
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416. Attempt to have a fish fry in the fish section. Grab some chairs, tables and grills. But don't cook the baby sharks, they'll attack you.
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418. Go get a couple of your friends, each get a shopping cart. Now let yourselves cause a lot of mayhem when doing a circuit around the store.
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Old April 14th, 2012 (07:34 PM). Edited April 14th, 2012 by Archenoth.
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420: Fill your cart with as much frozen fish as you can, and leave it somewhere. Get another cart, and then do the same thing with it...

Lather, rinse, and repeat.
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Tell people that Wal-Mart is going Japanese, selling stuff related to various anime and manga.
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Whoops. Forgot to include that... Thanks!

422: Invite as many people as you can to sit and watch a move on one of the TVs that is on display, and leave... Do this for as long as you can.
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Give a 50% discount to customers if they wear glasses, watch The Big Bang Theory, use computers 24/7 or any other nerdy traits.
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426: If they have office chairs on display, navigate the store only by pushing yourself around on them... If a manager or employee sees you and walks to you, scoot as fast as you can to avoid them!
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Tell your workmates there are aliens invading the Wal-Mart. Push the button that sets off the alarm and people will be scrambling when they say "It's the end of the world!"
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Have everyone come to work with quirky hairstyles and lab coats so you can act like Pokemon B2/W2's new scientist/professor character Akuroma!
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Call your workers by number instead of name.
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Announce to everybody that there is an alleged shoplifter hiding in the store, and act like you totally mean it.
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