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Old May 3rd, 2012 (05:03 AM).
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Old May 3rd, 2012 (12:39 PM).
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Let loose a lot of robots controlled by you in the store.
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Old May 3rd, 2012 (01:44 PM).
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Run through the isles with a Gryffindor banner while screaming, "SLYTHERIIIIIIIINNN!!!!" and proceed to the brooms, picking one out and continuing your tirade while riding on said broomstick.

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After said event, toss away the banner and stand straight, broomstick in hand. Then slam the blunt end on the ground while screaming:

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Old May 4th, 2012 (12:20 PM).
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Old May 4th, 2012 (06:25 PM).
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Old May 4th, 2012 (07:10 PM).
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Dress up as Thor, and go on a destructive rampage destroying all the shelves with a hammer and when someone tells you to stop yell "THE SON OF ODIN TAKES NO ORDERS" and hit them with it.
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Old May 4th, 2012 (09:06 PM).
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441: grab a big green Button and use it as a frisbee destroying everything.
442: Pretend you're bulbasaur and use Vine whip...by throwing plants around and killing pplz.
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Claim that you saw fat, fire-breathing pigs in the store.
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Old May 6th, 2012 (05:56 AM).
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Dress up as Ash Ketchum and run around the store saying "GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL!"
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Old May 8th, 2012 (07:48 AM).
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When the intercom comes on yell out "Oh no its the voices again!" -assume fetal pistion-
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Old May 12th, 2012 (11:04 AM).
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450. Open an unpayed bag of chips in the store and go eat them in front of the WideScreen TV section.
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Old May 16th, 2012 (04:15 AM).
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Convince all female workers to cosplay as Bianca and male workers to cosplay as Cheren, then watch all the DualRivalShippers come...
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453. Break the most valuable item in the store. When the manager comes, blame him and shout, "YOU ARE FIRED!!! GET OUT OF MY STORE OR I WILL BREAK THE WHOLE STORE !!!"

454. If that doesn't work, slap his face with salmon.
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Old May 19th, 2012 (06:10 AM).
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Get all male workers to straighten their tie and then the women will say "Bishie alert!"
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Hide in the other sex's bathroom, and scare people as they come in.

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Alternative to above: If you don't want to scare people, then feel free to greet them as they come in. Perhaps show them around and help them do their business.
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Old May 27th, 2012 (01:04 PM).
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Old May 27th, 2012 (04:28 PM).
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458. let a large amount of screech owls into the the store.

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Old May 27th, 2012 (07:47 PM).
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Play the scary music from the shower scene in Psycho and tell over the loudspeaker that you are a serial killer.
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Old May 28th, 2012 (10:00 AM). Edited May 28th, 2012 by Zayphora.
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461. Steal a whole bunch of towels and spray paint from the store and spray paint "DONT PANIC" on all the towels. And put them back where they came from.
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