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Old June 16th, 2012 (07:36 AM).
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494. Take three dogs put 1, 2, and 4 on their collars and release them into the store then go on the P.A. system and announce a reward for finding all four. Then laugh when people can find the ones with 1, 2, and 4 on their collars and try to find the one with 3 on it's collar.
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Old June 27th, 2012 (06:34 AM). Edited June 30th, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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#495. Make-out in the sheets "section," & use the pillows. Just do what is not considered PG...no pillow fights. Those are dangerous. Lay down at some point.

#496. Hit the manager or cashier in the head with a pillow, challenge him or her to a pillow fight.

#497. Open up a box of your favorite snack, lick every piece, & put it back on the shelf. Casually.

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Fill baby diapers with peanutbutter and start throwing them at people.

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Old June 27th, 2012 (09:02 AM).
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Jump in the washer with a toaster and get a nice shock of energy.
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Old June 28th, 2012 (03:14 AM).
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Rave on and on about you getting mugged at comicon because you liked bad anime.
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Old June 29th, 2012 (12:42 AM).
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Old June 29th, 2012 (05:03 AM).
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505. Dye your hair green and hide in the back corner of the store, playing with a spray-painted Rubix Cube and muttering about how you've been betrayed.
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Old June 29th, 2012 (10:24 AM).
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Old June 29th, 2012 (11:03 PM). Edited June 29th, 2012 by Sakura Rain.
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Old June 29th, 2012 (11:23 PM).
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509. Give everyone coupons to use that were made with paper & a magic marker, & say it's free coupon day & you get a yogurt that smells like strawberry if you use it. Laugh if they can't use it by hiding behind their cart.
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Hit the lights, let the music [you turned on] move yourself, lose your in WALMART.
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Old July 2nd, 2012 (08:42 AM).
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Walk into Walmart with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a blunt in the other with a group of people passing around the smoke and drink. Then go to where the big bouncy balls are and start playing dodgeball with other customers and climb the shelves.
Actually... that would get you a trip to the cell lol.
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Old July 2nd, 2012 (09:05 AM).
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Get some sodas, shake them up, tape them to the ground, get an oxygen tank, turn it to full air, and let it hit the sodas making them explode one by one.
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Old July 4th, 2012 (07:47 AM).
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Put up a sign saying "Rageface Discount - Get mad and you pay less!"
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Old July 4th, 2012 (07:59 AM).
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Record a list of all Japanese products for the sake of fans of Japanese culture.
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Old July 4th, 2012 (12:22 PM).
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Old July 6th, 2012 (01:32 PM).
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Old July 6th, 2012 (01:36 PM).
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518. Insist that every overweight man you see is Santa Claus. then bother them to give you the gun from portal XDDD

Actually, forget I said that. It's really mean.

But if we're still going on the Portal referencing thing...

519. Get a Sharpie and draw the Aperture logo on the bottom of random products :D
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520. Enter Wal-Mart, with a crazy white wig and a lab coat, by bursting through the front door. Then yell "What year is it?" Once someone, preferably a cashier, tells you the date, run out of the store. Come back five years later in the same manner wearing the same attire, approach the same cashier you did five years prior, ask them the date. Once they give it to you, run about the store like a madman yelling "It worked! It worked!" at the top of your lungs.
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Old July 7th, 2012 (02:00 AM). Edited July 7th, 2012 by U.Flame.
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