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Old July 10th, 2012 (3:53 AM).
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Play all the Pokemon anime themes on the speaker.
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Hang Best-Buy ads all over the shop.
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Old July 10th, 2012 (5:36 AM).
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Old July 10th, 2012 (5:38 AM).
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Old July 10th, 2012 (6:15 AM).
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Get hired as a clerk, and then when anyone tries to ask you anything say something random about Pokemon. Specifically about how much the customer looks like a certain character. The one that they look the least like.
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Old July 10th, 2012 (10:29 PM).
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Wear a lab coat to work and make your hair all weird-looking like Colress.
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Old July 11th, 2012 (5:20 AM).
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Rage in random old people's faces about how you hate Colress's name...
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Old July 12th, 2012 (11:43 AM).
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530, go into wal-mart with a battery powered guitar amp and guitar, then grab a cart. Put the amp facing up in the basket and have a friend push the cart while your blasting riffs. (I know from experience) haha
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Old July 13th, 2012 (11:45 AM).
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531. Make your dog drink a lot of water, and then let it pee on random products.
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Old July 13th, 2012 (5:34 PM).
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Old July 13th, 2012 (5:38 PM).
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Old July 13th, 2012 (9:07 PM).
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Old July 13th, 2012 (9:09 PM).
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Go in with a Michael Myers suit while holding a fake knife and fake blood packets and go up to people and stab them.
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Old July 13th, 2012 (9:11 PM).
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Bring suspicious items to work... which gets you locked in jail.
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Old July 13th, 2012 (9:13 PM).
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Old July 14th, 2012 (5:23 AM).
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Go steal all the phones, change the background on them to a picture of MissingNo and watch people who buy them think that the phone is messed up. Better yet, steal people's phones and do this to them.
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Old July 14th, 2012 (5:31 AM).
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Convince workers to protest by opening their windows and then shouting out loud.
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Old July 17th, 2012 (1:02 PM).
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Dress up as a Spy from TF2 and backstab everyone you see with a butterfly knife. VERY DEADLY.
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Old July 17th, 2012 (3:02 PM).
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PUT KETCHUP...ON EVERYTHING. Like sofas.

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Go up to anyone who is buying a soda or candy, and scream "YOU ARE BUYING CORN!!" in their face.
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Old July 17th, 2012 (7:33 PM).
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Dress up in rainbow colors and promote LGBT's impact on the world.
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Old July 18th, 2012 (3:56 AM).
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^knowing walmart that would probably get you kicked out...


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Old July 18th, 2012 (4:13 AM).
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Dress up as all the Homestuck trolls.
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Old July 19th, 2012 (10:21 AM).
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TROLLEY CART WARS THROUGH EVERY AISLE IN WALMART!
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Old July 20th, 2012 (5:59 PM).
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Confuse your gender so the workers will think "What?".
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Old July 21st, 2012 (11:19 AM).
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Steal some paint from the store and paint large archways over random doors. Then make a serial-killer face, dye your hair black and pile it on your head in a weird way, and shove people into said doors, laughing maniacally.

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