1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Hikari10]

28. Following the Tweets of your fellow workers.

[chef30]

29. Open the cash register and give out money.
30. Stand at the front saying "Welcome to Walmart." And then punch people in the gut.

[deoxys121]

31. After learning ventriloquism, throw your voice to the cashier with customers, making it sound like he insults the customers.

[The Nightmare]

32. Run around naked and shout "I'M FREE".

[Suicune™]

33. Steal 1,000 items from Wal-Mart.

[deoxys121]

34. Turn the main aisle into a giant Slip 'n' Slide by spreading baby oil all over it.

[Xulek]

35, Go into the video game isles with a bowling ball in hand and start using the games lined up behind the glass casing as bowling pins.

[deoxys121]

36. Take a bottle of ketchup into the bathroom, put a bunch of it all over you, then come running out of the bathroom and scream. "Noooooo!!! I tried to save him, but I couldn't!"

[xelarator]

37. Ask for the manager, and when he/she comes, slap their face with a giant fish.

[Nash Bandicoot]

Claim you have C-4's strapped to your chest and threaten them that if they don't give you whatever you want for free or call the cops you will press the detonator.

[xelarator]

39. Release 1,000 live chickens in the store and start bashing things with the chickens.

[Pokestick, good times.]

40

Threaten the clerk's family with your toy lightsaber.

[deoxys121]

41. Run around the store telling everyone you see that the world is going to be taken over by mutant cheese puffs.

[Ineffable~]

42. Pick your nose, then rub it on the manager's face.

[Pokestick, good times.]

43; Advertise yourself and your services there so more people see your stoof.
...Then flash them old ladies.

[Ineffable~]

44. Give a large dose of ecstasy to several zoo animals, including a western black rhinoceros, and bring them into the store to run rampant.

[deoxys121]

45. Pelt everybody in the store with eggs.

[Fireworks]

46.

Not knowing what a walmart is.
We don't have that in the UK.

[Pokestick, good times.]

47; being able to play the game even with no understanding on what it's like at Walmart.

[Ineffable~]

Originally Posted by Fireworks

Not knowing what a walmart is.

I am disappoint.

48. Painting everything in the store in pink.

[donavannj]

49. Running through the store dragging open bags of cat litter all over the store.

[Pokestick, good times.]

50; Running through the store throwing cats at people.

[deoxys121]

51. Put on a Grim Reaper costume and wave at all the senior citizens in the store.

[Pokestick, good times.]

52; Put on a bear costume and wave at all the children in the story.

[deoxys121]

53. Toss a tennis ball at everyone you see, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"