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Old July 21st, 2012 (3:07 PM).
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Old July 21st, 2012 (8:32 PM).
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Have all workers use no computers.

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Old July 22nd, 2012 (5:11 PM).
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Hack Wi-Fi and put up sign that says FREE WIFI.

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Old July 22nd, 2012 (6:40 PM).
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Offer up a stand giving out free hacked Pokemon, which will get all Pokemon gamers excited. Then you get arrested for offering hacked, illegal Pokemon.

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Old July 23rd, 2012 (3:32 AM).
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Old July 24th, 2012 (3:08 AM).
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Sell merchandise saying "Please Make This Guy A Free Man", then watch all the protesters that come to get it.

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Start distributing Private leaks about Wallmart's dealings.

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Old July 24th, 2012 (3:56 AM).
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Hire someone to throw all customers in jail.

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Old July 24th, 2012 (4:10 AM).
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Just randomly paint the walls in like 100 different colours.

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Old August 2nd, 2012 (5:08 AM).
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Hire a comedy team to pose as the workers.

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Old August 2nd, 2012 (5:19 AM).
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Take a rifle in the store and shoot random targets.

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571: Dart around the store humming the Mission Impossible theme with your shirt off.

572: Kick a marble at a row, and watch it tumble down on the manager. Shout "AHHHHHHHH" repetitively then say "Oops".

573: Redress yourself to wear opposite gender clothes, put your other clothes on the hook, and when they look, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!" Twice.

574: Redress yourself to wear opposite gender clothes, sprint to the person you're impersonating and say "HEY SIS"!

575: Kick the manager until he lands on an open box of pins.

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Old August 2nd, 2012 (4:04 PM).
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Poke eyes and a troll face mask and wreck havoc!

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Old August 2nd, 2012 (9:54 PM).
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Get in those powered carts and race them around wal-mart.
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Go to the section with hygiene, and sex stuff grab a box of condoms and throw them all over their merchandise. That would be hilarious to see someone doing that. I think that would make "news".

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Old August 3rd, 2012 (1:20 AM).
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580: Do Awesome Face to annoy the manager.
581: Do Awesome Face to annoy a customer.

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Old August 3rd, 2012 (8:10 AM).
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Old August 3rd, 2012 (8:29 AM).
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Organize a illegal Walmart race

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Old August 3rd, 2012 (8:46 AM).
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Say hello to the manger in Spongebob's voice.

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Say "Abra Kadabra" and throw a basketball and then say "Go Alakazam!"

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Do a wrestling match against the manager and win.

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Throw your handbag into the manager's face.

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Old August 3rd, 2012 (8:48 AM).
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Go to the video game aisle and get a long chair and sit at the game system and play for hours while little kids cry cuz your hogging it.

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Old August 3rd, 2012 (8:50 AM).
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Old August 3rd, 2012 (9:05 AM).
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Use a toy water gun on the manager.

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Jump around the store knocking everything and everybody over.

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Call the manager Gary Oak.

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Old August 3rd, 2012 (9:08 AM).
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Throw the canned sodas on the ground and watch them explode and make a huge puddle.

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Old August 3rd, 2012 (9:11 AM).
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make a Lambo crash in the entrance

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Old August 3rd, 2012 (9:23 AM).
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^ Have fun in prison paying fines hehe

596.. What made Shadow crash into the entrance was he was going too fast and realized Wal-Mart is at this turn and drifted too soon. Wait Lambo's can't drift.....

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Walk around the store with a bong and smoke out of it.

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