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Old August 8th, 2012 (02:41 AM).
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Old August 9th, 2012 (03:05 AM).
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Ram the trolley into the manager.
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Old August 9th, 2012 (02:12 PM).
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671, graffitti the sign that says Wal-Mart to a sign that say Wal-Fart!
672, jump on top of a shelf and start beatin yor chest and saying "Arrrrrrrrrgh" like Tarzan, then jump off the shelf.
673, yell "Little Pooyoo! Big Pooyoo!" Then run and break down all of the toilet doors.
674, pretend to be Hikari10, and cause a scandal, causing you to be booted out of Wal-Mart.
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Old August 10th, 2012 (05:49 PM). Edited October 4th, 2012 by Sweet Smoochum.
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Old August 11th, 2012 (01:26 AM).
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Flood the toilet room, make sure the room is full of water, and open the door. STREAM!
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Bring a semi-automatic weapon and start shooting at civilians.
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Old August 11th, 2012 (04:18 AM).
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Pop the bubblerap, then the balloons.
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Old August 11th, 2012 (04:24 AM).
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Set the store on fire.
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Old August 11th, 2012 (04:25 AM).
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Old August 11th, 2012 (04:30 AM).
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^ Uhh how does that contribute to getting kicked out of Wall Mart

Any way you could slap the counter attendent.
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Old August 11th, 2012 (04:32 AM).
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^Because you could have an account of Mart but have it corrupted.

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Old August 11th, 2012 (04:37 AM).
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Turn of all power to the shop
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Old August 11th, 2012 (04:39 AM).
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Ransack the Security.
Ransack a Employee.
Ransack the manager.
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Old August 11th, 2012 (04:54 AM).
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Start cussing and throwing all products at customers and staff.
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Old August 11th, 2012 (06:24 AM).
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Get a friend to sneakily follow you around with a REALLLY bright flashlight. Pick up random stuff. With every item you pick up , have your friend shine the flashlight in the eyes of anyone who passes by as you hold the item over your head, Zelda-style. Make sure your friend does the announcement thing that goes along with it. Then throw the item at someone and move on to the next aisle.
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Old August 11th, 2012 (07:09 AM).
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Race around in the trolley/cart whatever you call it.
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Old August 11th, 2012 (07:22 AM).
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Use Karate on the manager LIKE A MANAGER!
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