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Old August 11th, 2012 (8:30 AM).
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Yell "IMMA HATE THIS STORE" at the manager.

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Plant Dynamite on the shelves.

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Get everybody's attention, then talk to a product.

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Shout "Bingo" then "Bazinga" and lay explosives. 300 left!

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Arm yourself with a rocket launcher and blow up EVERYTHING!

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Attack the manager. Enough said.

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Old August 11th, 2012 (9:13 AM).
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Start a shop in the Mart. Manager gets enraged.

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Follow a shopper around the store the moment he/she enters. Whenever he/she looks at you, pretend you're interested in a product near you. When he/she leaves, say "I've been watching you... I'm very disapointed in your choices." Walk away. It's even better if they were aware of you the entire time.

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Old August 14th, 2012 (1:21 AM).
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Say "I HATE YOU" to the manager.

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Pretend to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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Old August 15th, 2012 (1:41 AM).
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Knock everything down and pretend to be a rhino, headbutting the manager out of the store.

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Fire the manager, pretending to be the president xD

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