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Old August 25th, 2012 (10:14 AM).
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Old August 25th, 2012 (11:00 AM).
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Perform #55 and #63 simultaneously while juggling a seal screaming out:
"PUPPIES!"

Then, throw the seal at an employee and perform #78 and #576.
(I have no idea what 55, 63, 78, or 576 are. I don't wanna search this thread for 'em though xD)
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Old August 28th, 2012 (12:00 PM).
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WARNING: This number may contain unsuitable language not for kids.

Walk around the store and say "I want that F*cking item!". Then say "Lookie here, some extra information. OH SH*T I DON'T WANT THIS ITEM!!!". Then walk to a employee and, if the employee says "So you want that item?", then shout "Objection" in Edgeworth's voice. Then say "I need the toilet because I GOT ANTS IN MY PANTS!". Flood the toilets, and walk to the manager saying "I hate you, I hate Employee, I hate toilets, I HATE EVERYTHING!". Then,wait to be kicked out.
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Old August 28th, 2012 (12:15 PM).
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Method #892 for Getting Kicked Out of Wal-Mart



Team shopping cart race across the entire store, starting at the door and ending in produce. Various methods to stop your opponents are accepted and encouraged, including but not limited to: knocking down items off the shelves; banana peels; and pushing people in your foes' way.

First one to fly out of the cart after three laps and land in the produce without damaging anything wins. If everyone damages some of the produce, it's a tie and you have to do it again!

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Old August 28th, 2012 (12:57 PM).
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893. Ride the bike through the store while holding tennis ball throwing them at people saying I choose you Pikachu, then procede to jump off while its still going right into a shelf then run around the store for a victory lap on another bike doing the same thing.
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Old August 28th, 2012 (2:31 PM). Edited August 28th, 2012 by Rodriguezjames55.
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Method #894 open ALL the invetory
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Old August 28th, 2012 (3:15 PM).
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Old August 28th, 2012 (3:23 PM).
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897 cook the meat with a walmart grill walmart the best place to live in a zombie apocalypse
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Old August 28th, 2012 (3:51 PM).
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898 roll out all the carpets run then jump on them so they slide away
899 Joust with carpets and carts
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Old August 29th, 2012 (2:57 AM).
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Shout "OMG WHAT DA HECK ARE YOU DOING?!" At the Manager. Then, pull your trousers down (I'm serious, I'm SERIOUSLY SERIOUS) and then poop on the manager's head (I'm serious, I'm SERIOUSLY SERIOUS). Do #539, #382, #219, #687, #798, #1, #100 and #151 all at once. Continue until you need the toilet. Give the manager a wedgie (Putting a rock in his sock, and some ants in his pants) and yell "I need the toilet, BECAUSE YOU... NEED IT!". Walk around the store three times and yell "Where's the toilet? Where's the butter? Where's the T.V? WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYTHING?!". Wait until the manager comes, and throw blue cheese in his face. Skip (Not run, NOT RUN) to the Restroom and wait. Wait. Wait. Wait more. When the manager comes, say "I couldn't find the toilet, so I wet myself here, as well as pooping on you.". Wait to be removed.
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Old August 29th, 2012 (3:18 AM).
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Play Eye Of The Tiger and punch everyone in the store
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Old August 29th, 2012 (3:20 AM).
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Old August 29th, 2012 (3:26 AM).
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Slap the asses of all female staff if your male

Slap the asses of all male staff if your female
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Old August 29th, 2012 (3:29 AM).
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Write on the ceiling "I hate Hikari" and walk to her and punch her. If done correctly she gets knocked out.

As an alternative, write "I hate Diab_Low" and walk to him and punch him. If done correctly he gets knocked out.
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Old August 29th, 2012 (4:32 AM).
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^ Won't work mate

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Spill oil everywhere and light it up
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Old August 29th, 2012 (6:26 AM).
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906 let 10 dogs go crazy and watch the chaos
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Old August 29th, 2012 (6:28 AM).
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907. I've been kicked out numerous times lol. Another way is to have rap battles, at least it got me kicked out for the day

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Old August 29th, 2012 (7:30 AM).
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You can also drive your Evo in and drift through the store
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Old August 29th, 2012 (7:44 AM).
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That would but I don't wanna get arrest again lol

909. Walk in with a water gun that looks like a real gun and spray ppl lmao (ppls reaction)
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Old August 29th, 2012 (8:01 AM).
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910 bring the Mexican drug cartel that will get you ether kicked out killed or see people get shot
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Old August 29th, 2012 (8:15 AM).
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911 No even better. Go to Los Angeles and gather a group of bloods and another group of crips then take them into wal-mart but not at the same time. Then leave cuz there will be gunshots.

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Old August 29th, 2012 (8:56 AM).
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912 give candy to kids naked
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Old August 29th, 2012 (9:04 AM).
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913, thats a little creep lol
After you hear the gunsots leave go back in and find 20 ppl dead and prob 100+ civilians. This is world is cruel, then tell the manager you didn't know they hated eachother I thought they were just wearin blue and red cuz its their fav colors and carried around a glock cuz it looked nice lmao

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Old August 29th, 2012 (9:35 AM).
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914 give out "magazines" in front of the bathroom
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Old August 29th, 2012 (9:41 AM).
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915... Wait do you have fully automatic mags? Cuz I'm out after wiping out all the bloods and crips in Wal-Mart. I took all their guns and threw them away and killed em all. I hate gangsters
Start cookin meth in the back lol

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