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Old August 29th, 2012 (09:55 AM).
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Old August 29th, 2012 (12:50 PM).
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^ Won't work mate
'Course it will! *Does 904, punches Diab_Low like it says and succeeds*

917

Yell "IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR" at everyone and shoot water out of any water gun (If you're REALLY disgusting spit water out of your mouth). Then, walk to the manager and say "I cleaned things out for you, the Critic should pass you.".
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Old August 29th, 2012 (01:04 PM).
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Get flash grenades. Paint them to look like turtles, and throw them at people while screaming HELLO!

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Old August 29th, 2012 (01:12 PM).
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Type in the phone "919" and shout "WHAT DA HECK DO YOU WANT?!". The manager will come and kick you out.
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Old August 29th, 2012 (04:43 PM).
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Hack into the loudspeaker system and play this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4&feature=related

921.
Declare that the store is not symmetrical, demand to meet the manager and give him a long lecture on the importance of symmetry.

922.
Walk in with a camera. Take pictures of everything, and make notes in a notebook. Do this especially with employees, taking their picture OVER and OVER. Hold up the lines. When somebody asks you to stop, show them your notepad(which you have been writing gibberish in)and say this is why you can't stop.

923.
Walk in wearing a bike helmet and rob the store, walk out. During the investigation, barge in with the stolen goods and say: "It wasn't me! There was a platypus controlling me!"
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Old August 30th, 2012 (12:48 AM).
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This is even easier if you played Sonic The Hedgehog.

Get annoyed, and bounce around the whole store knocking things over.
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Old August 30th, 2012 (02:20 AM).
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Call Umbr30n to do a prank on the manager and if it does not work do it yourself
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Old August 30th, 2012 (10:17 AM).
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Old August 30th, 2012 (10:39 AM).
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Old August 31st, 2012 (01:59 AM).
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Quote originally posted by diab_low:
925

Call Umbr30n to do a prank on the manager and if it does not work do it yourself
Not gonna work man!

929

Call Diab_Low and tell him to come. Kill him. Then say to the manager "Kick me out".
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Old August 31st, 2012 (02:01 AM).
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Old August 31st, 2012 (01:57 PM).
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Yell "We said 69, that is all... NOW... WE HAVE 69 LEFT!".
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932 Stand at the door and tell someone to kick you Switch people shopping carts with empty carts when their not looking

933 Go to where they keep the fish and do a finding nemo reenactment
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Old August 31st, 2012 (06:34 PM).
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934. Make the store go BOOM!
935. Ask the clerk where the restrooms are. After you get directions, go into the restroom. Using the sink, make it look like you soiled yourself. Tell teh clerk that you couldn't hold it in, and start crying for momma.(the older you are, the better)

936. Bring a bunch of spray-paint. On all the walls write: KICK ME OUT.
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Old August 31st, 2012 (07:15 PM).
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337. Go to where the baker is or where the meats are and ask for a bucket of chicken of your choosing, then go and grab a couple sodas and walk to the mcdonalds or watever you got in your walmart and start eatin and drinkin your meal. They don't make you pay at the meat spot they give you a bar code to scan at the checkout so you get a free mean but kicked out lol
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The younger you are, the better. Run around the store bumping into everything. Then shout "My Nephew! Where's my nephew?!" When you actually HAVEN'T got a nephew.
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Old September 1st, 2012 (02:58 AM).
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Impersonate Michael Jackson and throw a fake hat at the isles, taking them down.
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Go in the store with a Mammoth Tank and scare the hell outta everyone
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Old September 1st, 2012 (03:11 AM).
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Get a fake magic wand, and pretend to be firing a spell at the manager. Shout "Wingardium Leviosa!" When actually you're not doing anything.
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Old September 1st, 2012 (08:19 PM).
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Walk in while cosplaying. Get VERY into character...and then refer to the manager as the character's nemesis(if you're He-Man, imagine the manager is Skeletor...). Get into one heckuva brutal fight!

944.
Call Umbr3on and diab_low and tell them to meet you in front of the store. Then, infect them both with a fatal disease and tell them if they don't get you kicked out of Wal-Mart, you won't give them the antidote.

945.
Infect everyone in the store with the fatal disease mentioned above.

946.
Kick yourself out.
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Old September 2nd, 2012 (01:39 AM).
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944.
Call Umbr3on and diab_low and tell them to meet you in front of the store. Then, infect them both with a fatal disease and tell them if they don't get you kicked out of Wal-Mart, you won't give them the antidote.
Not Gonna Work. *Doesn't get a fatal disease* Here, drink this! *DarkPokeball gets ADHD and dies*

I manage to stay in Perfect Condition all along! I get no disease, as I am immune.

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946.
Kick yourself out.
I already had that way hundreds of numbers ago, so this doesn't count.

948

Infect DarkPokeball with a fatal disease, and call Umbr30n. I will come and slap him on the face, and say "I get no disease! HAH!". When DarkPokeball dies, ask the manager to kick you out!
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