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55; Walk into the store naked and dance and sing intelligently.
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Old November 15th, 2011 (10:26 AM). Edited November 15th, 2011 by deoxys121.
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56. Shove as many candy bars as you can from next to the register in your pockets.
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54. Stare at the cashier for like 30 sec. Then slowly say your "One of them" to the cashier
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58; Barricade the doors for no apparent reason.
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59. Barricade the doors, even if you have an apparent reason.

But wait if the doors are barricaded they can't kick you out because no one can get out
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Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
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anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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de: Ponita
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60. Cover a fake axe with fake blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.
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61: Take some fruit and go to a cashier and eat them infront of her and say 'Stolen fruit is good, you try.'
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62. Cover a real axe with real blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.

63. Go get a 24-pack of beer off the shelf, tear the box open where everyone in the store can see you, and start taking out cans, popping them open and draining each one in mere seconds. If anyone asks you if you intend to pay for the beers you're drinking, simply reply "nope" and continue drinking.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
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anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

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de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
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64. Open up a pack of bacon, and smack people in the face with it.
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65: Take allot of stuff and put it i your trolley, then go to the cashier and say 'i don't have enough money to buy this.'
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66. Shine a laser pointer in the cashier's eye as you walk by.
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67: Go to the cashier and repeatedly say, " poopy777, poopy777, poopy777, poopy777."
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68. Take random stuff off the shelves and throw them over the shelves to people in the neighbouring aisles, saying "bombs away!" with each item you throw.

69. Say "sixty-nine" over the intercom, followed by "that is all".
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Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
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anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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70. Release a herd of stray cats in the store.
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71. Set the store on fire.
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Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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73. Build a fort in the toy section, and use the Transformers action figures as guards.
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75. Use a bazooka to blow a huge hole in the wall, then yell to the entire store, "PEOPLE! YOU ARE FREEEE!!" And run outside through the hole.
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Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
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Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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76. Walk around the store, dumping buckets of paint in your path as you walk.
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77. Throw snails all over the place and each time you do say "Look out! GRENADE!!!!"
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

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78. Run up to everyone you see, and shout in their face, with a megaphone, "Repent! The end is near!"
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80. Walk up to some old man and say, "Grandpa, you're alive!"
81. Put together a purchase of hundreds of dollars, then ask the cashier "Can I pay you in gum?"
82. Dress up as Bugs Bunny, have a friend dress as Elmer Fudd, and run around the store screaming, "He's got a gun, doc!"
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