1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[darkpokeball]

1066.
1 + 6 + 6 = 13. 13 is a bad number as it brings bad luck. So, you must burn down all the Wal-Mart stores that you have been kicked out of because they are the source of the bad luck!

1067.
Walk into Wal-Mart with your iPad. Start whacking people with it. Every time a person makes a sound, they get two whacks on the head.

1068.
First, get a crane and wrecking ball. Demolish the side of Wal-Mart and bring in a motorboat. Flip open the compartment where you would normally fill the motorboat with gas. Make two people get into the boat, and make one wear a broken electric glove. Tell them to electorcute the compartment. After he/she has done that, if nothing happens, then hit the boat(people still in it) with the wrecking ball!

[jellicentfan1]

1069. Purchase a bag of M&ms and ask for a refund because the bag had an odd ratio of colors.

1070. Take the screws out of the shopping carts.

[Zayphora]

1071. Get all the Legos, and spill them across the floor. Then steal everyone's shoes. Get on top of a shelf and shout, "THE TIME OF JUDGEMENT HAS COME! GOD WILL SAVE ALL THOSE WHO ARE TRUE BELIEVERS BY TAKING THE PAIN FROM THEIR FEET AND RETURNING IT TO THE UNWORTHY!" Proceed to push everyone into the piles of Legos everywhere.

1072. Take some boxes, paint them green and hide inside them. Sneak up behind people and yell "ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss....BOOOOOOM!!!"

1073. Have a Gangnam Style flash mob in the store.

[LilJz1234]

Take a bunch of your friends and go to Wal-Mart. Make sure all of you are wearing army related stuffs. Once inside, pretend you guys are in the middle of a battlefield and pretend all of you guys are having a war. I tried it once in Canadian Tire, we got kicked out after 10 seconds of our fun

[jellicentfan1]

1074.Go to the produce section and change the prices of the fruit and then swap the apples and other fruits around.

[Umbr30n]

1075

Kill DarkPokeball with almost ANYTHING you have. If it fails use something else.

[Sandshrew4]

1076 Go into the place were it says "employees only" or whatever and if there are people there start screaming "You guys should all go pee your pants!" then take the thing closest to you and throw it near the people. Run out of the room screaming "Bloody murder! bloody puffin' murder!" then pants the nearest person.

[Rococo]

1077.
Bring an air horn in with you,and follow random people around.
Whenever anybody says the word "The" blow the air horn in their ear,then quickly whisper to them "Don't you say that word...."

1078.
Enter,and do your shopping...in a speedo.

[synerjee]

1079
Walk into the place. Stand motionless in one spot where everyone can see you. Scream in a high-pitched voice whenever someone tries to interact with you.

[Zayphora]

1080
Burn a bunch of books, and then claim you did it because you're a fireman and that's what firemen do, right?

1081
Peel oranges and leave a trail through the store. When anyone questions you, say "EAT A POTATO!!!" and then run away, bumping into a wall at one point and screaming "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT WAY!"

[Hikari10]

1082

Stuff guns into a vending machine and everyone goes on a shooting rampage.

[darkpokeball]

Originally Posted by Umbr30n

1075

Kill DarkPokeball with almost ANYTHING you have. If it fails use something else.

1083.
Step One: Take Umbr3on's head and go bowling with it. Try to knock over as many people as possible.
Step Two: Use the blood obtained when Umbr3on's head was seperated from his body and write creepy messages on all the walls.
Step Three: Make sure everyone knows it was you that performed the first two steps. Do not attempt to resist as you get kicked out.

1084.
1 + 8 + 4 = 13!
13 is an evil bad luck number! How can a cumulative total of the 'way to get kicked out'-numeral reach 13 TWICE while Darkpokeball is posting?! This must mean that two 13's are a double-negative...which makes a positive! And since Darkpokeball got them both, it must be a sign! Get your megaphone and scream the sign's meaning to everyone in Wal-Mart.

[dcjboi]

1085. Throw those rubber balls high over shelves to hit random people
1086. Do stunts on a bicycle inside the store
1087. Make a fertilizer bomb

[Zayphora]

1088- Shout cuss words at the manager.

[darkpokeball]

1089.
The following is a five step plan:
Step One: Learn martial arts.
Step Two: Enter nearest wal-mart store. If male, have no shirt. The more muscles the better. If female, have no pants. Make sure your underwear isn't too revealing.
Step Three: Challenge a random customer to a 'Mortal Kombat.' Be as dramatic as you can. Double points if random customer is actually the manager.
Step Four: Beat down random customer until they are bloodied and dizzy, about to fall over unconsciously. Let nobody interfere with the fight.
Step Five: Perform an extremely gruesome manuever, such as ripping the spine out of the spot where the head used to be until you ripped it off. Once done, scream "Fatality" for the world to hear.

1090.
Walk into a Wal-Mart. Then

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This is not a multi-step process

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but it requires discipline

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As you must read through a bunch of spoiler tags

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until you reach the end

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because Darkpokeball likes playing with spoiler tags

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So don't get mad at him

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You're almost at the end

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The ending is one click away

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eat a random customer's brains. That's the 1090th way to get kicked out.

[Rococo]

1091.
Randomly start doing the mambo whilst listening to 80s One-Hit-Wonders on a boombox.
Point to anybody you see wearing more then three colors and loudly order them to "Shake It Baby!!"

1092.
Stand in the middle of the electronics department singing the batman theme song.

1093.
Play Blockado. (Block all the doors and windows by nailing tables/boards over them.)

[Hikari10]

1094

Tell everyone that the apocalypse is not real.

[LilJz1234]

Go inside wearing clothes.
Go in the dressing room, come back out naked.

And start shopping naked. If someone is trying to stop you, yell "HELP, SEXUAL HARASSMENT"

[pikakitten]

1096

Prance around in a tutu (or a business suit if you're a girl) and yell "Sieg Heil!"

[Checkers_Albino_Umbreon]

1097
Hide in the crane machine and when ever some kid comes to play, emerge from the stuffed animals and go "GET AWAY YOU MOTHERBUCKER!!!!!" And start throwing stuffed animals at the glass. This is also a great way to get that one stuffy you want but could never grab.

[Sweet Smoochum]

1098. Do a scavenger hunt, finding dolls in the store named after part of that song "Mambo #5."

[Checkers_Albino_Umbreon]

1099.
Start dancing like Psy and Elvis Presley in front of the Eye Glasses center.

2000.
Run into the bathrooms and start making sexual noises. And say "OH YEAH! THAT'S HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!"

[pikakitten]

2001 (We're way over 1000 xD)
Rape. That will be all. What? No! Don't rape anybody just say this over the intercom... sicko.

2002
Find the closest person to you and grab them and knock them into a group of people, yelling STRIKE! afterwards.

2003
Find every perfume you can, mix them, spray it across the store and yell "Everybody, evacuate the building! We have a gas leak!"

[Sweet Smoochum]

I don't recommend doing anything mentioned in this thread.

2004. Ask someone with boots, and name your house Walmart.

[Digimon Kaiser]

1105. Hack into the iPads and have them all show "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" YouTube video on repeat, on full volume.

1106. Blast the most explicit screaming heavy metal music onto the PA system.