1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[CarcharOdin]

1107
Get a box of condoms, hold on to it, and start propositioning random employees/customers.

1108
Have a thumb tack with you. Poke tiny holes in the milk cartons.

[Rococo]

1109:
Gather a bunch of friends up, dress up in epic costumes, and play a store-wide game of paintball.

1110:
Walk in and buy the following...

1. The largest knife you can find.
2. A shovel.
3. Super heavy duty black trash bags. Large.
4. Duct tape.
Proceed to explain to the cashier that "It's not for me....it's for a...uh... friend..."

1111:
Stick "#1" magnets to everything (products, people, walls,etc)..... with a hot glue gun.

[darkpokeball]

1 1 1 2.
Fall in love with the cashier. While trying to ask her out, be as awkward as possible. In the end, ask where the nearest Target is because you got lost and you're too embarassed.

11 13.
OH NO! Darkpokeball's posting with the number 13 involved in his post yet again! In order to stop this from happening, you must go time-travelling and stop Wal-Mart from ever being created. WIthout Wal-Mart, this thread wouldn't exist. Without this thread, you can't get kicked out of Wal-Mart. REalizing your loss, go back in time, and tackle your past self to save Wal-Mart. Then, break your time machine. The discharge from the break should teleport you to present day, Wal-Mart. Proceed to fight with your past self, and both versions of you will get kicked out for fighting.

11 14.
Get a megaphone. Talk about muffins through your megaphone in Wal-Mart.

[darkpokeball]

1 1 1 6.
Walk into Wal-mart and steal everything. EVERYTHING.

[Jayster23]

1117
Start a game of Watermelon dodgeball. Start with the manager.

[synerjee]

1118

Play a tango song full blast, start a tango line and dance throughout the store, dragging random people into the line with you. Be sure to drag the manager as well.

[Chaos Fork]

1119 bring mew two and rayquaza with u

[AlexTheRose]

#1,120: Walk in dressed as LMFAO in Sexy and I Know It, with boom box blasting the song.

[Chaos Fork]

1121
Do everything Like a Boss says

[lollygag]

1122
Shake your butt to 69 Boyz' "Tootsee Roll" while wearing a rhinestone bikini.

[BinaryPeaches]

1123.

Dump that huge thing of boxed candy they have in the front and then absolutely refuse to clean it up.

[Xulek]

1124.

Start swappin the price tags around to where a couch is $2 bucks on the label.

[Negative-Zero]

1125.
Dress yourself in women's lingerie and walk through the kid's toy isle

[StinkomanFan]

1126. Repeatedly go through the same line, then leave at the last moment to grab something else, then get back in line. Repeat until you've seen the same cashier fifteen times.

[Pachy]

1127

Tell every non-manager associate that "Corporate sent me to tell you, 'You are fired'"

Dress in a suit and tie for maximum effect.

[Rococo]

1128:
Stand in the back of a pick-up truck parked in front of the store, blasting Rob Zombie/Marilyn Manson whilst holding a Morning Star.

1129:
Tell random shoppers that you have reason to believe that there's a bomb hidden in the meat department.

1130:
Taser employees.
When they try to call for help, taser them again.

1131:
Declare the toy isle as a new country, with you as democratically elected leader.
Permit nobody access unless they lick the floor, or know the secret password.
Which is: Kumquats.

[vaporeon7]

1132: Give out rat poisons samples to all of the children in the store.

1133: Grab the receipt rolls and unroll them down the aisles.

1134: Put trip wire everywhere and chase the customers into them.

[ReeDim]

1135: Bring a friend with you and play jousting, with trolleys as horses and baguettes as lances.

[The_Consumer]

1136: Build jet packs all around the building and fly it into space. Then all of the aliens etc can enjoy Walmart goods 8)

[SSJ4Ash]

1137: Make all the tv and speakers in the store to play the THX into on loop for a week straight.
1138: Any time you see somebody pick up an item from the electronics section slap it out of there hands and scream "No! There trying to conquer us and won't succeed!" then proceed to break everything in the electronic section (except anything pokemon related)
1137: Ask to see the store's manager and when the manager arrives scream "Screw the man!" and throw silly putty in his face.
1138: Grab all of the 2 liters in the store shake them up and open them(in the electronics section)
1139: Dress up like Tingle (from LoZ) and run up to anybody with a green hat and say "OMG A fairy! Holy ****!" Then proceed to throw confetti in there face and run away. Repeat.

[Foxrally]

1140: Ask for huge samples at your Walmart's ice cream shop. If they don't give you more, threaten to kill then with a spoon.

[AXELXu7]

Rig the trash cans to different notes and play can-can.

[Rai]

1142: Try riding a lawn mower out the front entrance without paying for it (my friend actually did this!)

[SSJ4Ash]

1143: Play and endless loop of Justin Beiber and 1d music for a week.
1144: Poop in the Urinals
1145: Grab a baseball bat from the sports section and hit anything with a picture of/or contains the word baseball.
1146: Replace all the soap dispensers with silly string shooters.
1147: Hack into the security camera's and set them up to play Rick Astley's never going to give you up every time you enter the store.
1148: Run through the store screaming "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!"

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

1149: Get a trashcan from the street and throw the trash everywhere in the mart.

1150: Bring a radio eith you and turn the sound max and dance shaking your ass in the items.