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Old June 1st, 2013 (06:24 AM).
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#1183 Walk around wearing a hoodie ONLY! Also it must read the first letter of every word of "State of Louisiana & Utah T-shirts".
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Old June 1st, 2013 (07:44 AM).
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Eat all thier cake. Tell them your reason for it is "the cake is a LIE!"
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Old June 7th, 2013 (12:24 PM).
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1185: play that moonbase alpha video over the pa system

1186: obtain a super saiyan wig and act out an over-the-top anime in the store

1187: steal a shovel and start digging in the store. if anyone asks what ur doing, say ur diggig for buried treasure

1188: cut a slot in a yellow potholder and run around picking up small goods wih it while shouting "WAKA WAKA WAKA". if a guard catches you, curl up on he ground making he pacman death noise. if you find a piece of food, throw it at the guard while going "BWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOEOOOOO"
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Old June 10th, 2013 (07:54 AM).
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#1189: Take a blood test in aisle 1
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Old June 10th, 2013 (08:04 AM).
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#1190 - Re-enact a scene from Pulp Fiction over the PA system (be sure to do the voices )
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Old June 10th, 2013 (08:23 AM).
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#1191 over complement rivaling companies using the intercom
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Old June 10th, 2013 (08:28 AM).
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#1192 - Read from "50 Shades of Grey" over the PA system.
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Old June 10th, 2013 (08:31 AM).
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#1193 Do it whilst reading 50 Shades of Grey over the PA System
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Old June 10th, 2013 (07:09 PM).
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Buy a female dog, name it life, have her attack people in Wally World

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Buy all of Wall-mart's stock and use your new owner power to rename it "Don't-give-any-****s-at-all" Mart.
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Old June 11th, 2013 (11:11 AM).
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Climb into random peoples shopping carts and demand a ride.
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Start a wild rant about the end of the world and talk about the coming of Christ until customers leave the store in fear.
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#1200: Do The Safety Dance in all of the aisles. All of them.

Hey, we're 120% of the way there!
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Old June 22nd, 2013 (04:09 AM).
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Old June 23rd, 2013 (04:51 AM).
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Old July 5th, 2013 (09:52 PM).
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1205: Get a fake bomb, wear a black hoodie and threaten to blow up the building unless the workers all sacrifice their wages towards pre-ordering Pokemon X/Y!!!

Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! >:D
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Old July 5th, 2013 (10:07 PM).
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Old July 6th, 2013 (06:38 PM).
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Print out this list and stuff it everywhere in Walmart.
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Old July 6th, 2013 (09:21 PM).
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Old July 6th, 2013 (09:37 PM).
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Old July 7th, 2013 (04:13 PM).
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Old July 9th, 2013 (12:48 AM).
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1. Hop into a trolley, get a friend to ram you into the shelves and push you into people with the excuse 'I'm blind, she's a cripple. We fell in love as soon as I jumped her in the alley with a knife and broke her legs with a baseball bat. Then when I was sleeping she dragged herself to bed, chained me to it and forced me to play the original Mine-Craft.'

2. Race through the store, knock over people, check apples/figs at random people (including the staff) and then open up the biggest container of Nutella, dig your hand into it and start scoffing it down. Then when the staff come to escort you out, climb on a shelf, run on the top and then when they get ahead, jump on them. (WARNING!!! You will most likely be put into a mental institution). xD

3. Get a fake light sabor, get a Darth Vader helmet and run around the store pretending to slice off peoples limbs and such, go next to a cash register and start to fill it with gumballs, run away and pull down your pants!!! :D

Three easy steps to getting booted/banned/getting into trouble/becoming a member of the most horrible mental institution.
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