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Old August 2nd, 2013 (3:43 PM).
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Ask the wimpiest cashier to move 6 bags of very heavy dog food to the front, by hand, saying that the trolleys will crush it and only the natural shape of the human body could keep it in shape. Then act like a personal trainer and cheer them on as they carry it, yelling at them when they drop it or try to drag it. After all 6 bags are at the front, pause for a moment and then say, "Nah, I changed my mind" and just leave.

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Old August 2nd, 2013 (5:19 PM).
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Old August 2nd, 2013 (8:05 PM).
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Pretend to be a secret agent, smash all the windows, and jump along the aisles.

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Old August 2nd, 2013 (9:29 PM). Edited August 2nd, 2013 by Nakala Pri.
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Empty all of the honey and syrup on the floor then pour flour into all of it, then get a trolley and run it through the unmanly blob and make a mess EVERYWHERE! :D Man, if I was Satan, you would worship me. >:X

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Old August 2nd, 2013 (10:15 PM).
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1241. Throw a tomato at an employee. If they confront you about it, say that it was someone next to you.
1242. Walk up to an employee and ask "Can I help you?".
1243. Sneak into the bathroom with a towel and a large circular fruit. Groan loudly, and after a long while, walk out of the stall with the fruit hidden in the towel saying "it's a boy" or "it's a girl". Even more humorous if you're a guy.
1244. Grab items and secretly place them into other people's carts. Made funnier if they have kids.
1245. Run around harassing old people asking if they're your grandmother.
1246. Turn all the computers to... inappropriate websites.
1247. Advertise K-Mart, telling them how K-Mart has lower prices.

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Old August 4th, 2013 (11:37 PM).
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1248. Two words: Throw, and fish.

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Old August 7th, 2013 (2:08 AM).
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Grab one of the mops, grab the honey, pour it all on the floor, then mop it all over the ground.

BEWARE! Janitor may kill you. xD

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Old August 7th, 2013 (2:09 AM).
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Grab one of the mops, grab the honey, pour it all on the floor, then mop it all over the ground.

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Old August 7th, 2013 (2:56 AM).
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assault a child and say the butter made you do it

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Old August 10th, 2013 (2:25 AM).
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K, wut?
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Tell everyone all the food expired.

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Old August 10th, 2013 (9:45 PM).
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Give birth to a child in the store.

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Have giant arms like a Robopon, charge and throw a boulder at a customer.

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Old August 10th, 2013 (9:50 PM).
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Play a large scale game of dodgeball throughout the store (bonus points if you use a ball sold in the shop).

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Old August 10th, 2013 (9:53 PM).
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Scream like a banshee when an unaware customer is around.

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Old August 11th, 2013 (11:38 PM).
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Hide behind customers and pour vinegar/honey/tomato paste/caramel sauce/chocolate sauce/dog poo down their T-shirts. xD

MWAHAHAHA!

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Old August 12th, 2013 (12:14 AM).
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Let Gym Leader Rozu do every dirty job for you to get yourself kicked out of the store xD
im pretty lazy xD

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Old August 12th, 2013 (1:08 AM).
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Another counting thread omg why. But yeah, just smash the place up and stuff.

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Old August 12th, 2013 (1:22 AM).
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Bring Drakow into the store.

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Old August 12th, 2013 (1:49 AM).
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As hilarious as that is, unfortunately BinayPeaches has already tested that out and we didn't get kicked out V____V

How about stealing a uniform and then going around misdirecting all the customers.

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Old August 12th, 2013 (1:51 AM).
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Perform a satanic ritual in one of the isles complete with goats blood (which they probably sell).

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Old August 12th, 2013 (2:07 AM).
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Team up with JNathan and have a Pokemon fight with plushies and plastic Pokeball's. Then when one loses, throw a tantrum and throw flour everywhere then yell 'BYAKUGAN!' at the guests. Yup, I'm pretty weird.

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Make music that is completely horrible for everyone and think you are the best

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Old August 12th, 2013 (10:07 PM).
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Chase the children and throw figs at them, then when the parents protest throw pineapples at them. And when the staff try and pull you away, get JNathan to barge in and shoot them with water-guns.

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Old August 12th, 2013 (10:42 PM).
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1265 scream digimon is better than pokemon beat a old lady and vomit

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