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Old August 12th, 2013 (11:00 PM).
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Yell 'Battlefield 3 sucks!', that should do the trick instantly. xD
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Act like a CoD fanboy and annoy the customers with it
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Old August 12th, 2013 (11:21 PM).
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Put up a small strong box, wear something leather or metallic then put on Bang Bang Sexy and dance like a crazy person. And when the staff try and pull you down, spray pepper spray in their eyes and kick them in the stomach. >:D
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Old August 12th, 2013 (11:26 PM).
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Possess and use Demon Magic against EVERYONE
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Old August 12th, 2013 (11:32 PM).
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Turn off all of the lights and parade in their with a group of friends with colored glow sticks and start dancing crazily. Jump up on the shelves and kick the stuff down, even start chucking it at people. xD
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Old August 13th, 2013 (12:34 AM).
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Throw melting acid over the entire store >:D
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Old August 13th, 2013 (12:55 AM).
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March a parade through the store. Complete with elephants if possible.
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Old August 13th, 2013 (01:16 AM).
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Tie Gimmepie to a poll and threaten to light him on fire if they don't convince Game Freak to make a huge give-away celebration, where toys, games and all kinds of merchandise is for sale. xD If they refuse, then put a water-gun to Gimmepies' head and then stick it in his ear and pull the trigger... I'm freaky.
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Bring Gym Leader Rozu into the store...
And watch the carnage >.>
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Old August 13th, 2013 (01:28 AM).
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Bring my guinea pig into the store, squeeze her stomach and wear a gas mask as the unmanly stench feels the store and the animal wears a smug smirk. xD
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Old August 13th, 2013 (01:30 AM).
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Place C4 everywhere and detonate them when there is a sale going on
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Old August 13th, 2013 (10:23 AM).
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This one is easy: try to start a nudist colony in the center of the store.
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Old August 13th, 2013 (06:44 PM).
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Set the place on fire with millions of fire crackers inside.
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Old August 13th, 2013 (09:54 PM).
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Open all chocolate packets/candy/tasty food and eat it all! Then throw up all over the staff, then lie down on the floor so the staff can't move you. xD
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1279 - Smuggle Unknown# into the store after they get banned for starting a nudist colony.
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Sing 'Werewolves' at the top of your lungs while playing your guitar full bore then tone it up a bit until they're going deaf. (For precaution, wear noise-blocking headphones)
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Make dozens of Oracle airships and hunt everyone down with them (especially gimmepie >:D)
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Old August 13th, 2013 (11:22 PM).
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Get a bubble machine and blow them in everyone's eyes, including Gimmpie AND ShadowExcadrill! >:D
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Create 99 problems and be at least 70 of them xD
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Old August 14th, 2013 (09:42 PM).
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Scream 'Daryl Dixon Daryl Dixon Daryl Dixon Daryl Dixon' one thousand times through a blow horn, then THROW IT TO THE GROUND! You can't trust the system! Then to make your you will be banned, try and eat one of the workers. C:<
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Old August 15th, 2013 (01:54 AM).
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Put 'The Pikachu Song' on the radio and mix it with 'The Nyan Cat' song then do the Mudkipz Dance... OVER 9000 TIMES! xD
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Do all of the things said in this thread
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Pick up Random People Including Shadow Gimmepie and Rozu And Start throwing them around
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Old August 15th, 2013 (08:32 AM).
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Light 'Battle Field 3' on fire in the middle of the building, then prepare to be assaulted, abused and possibly shot by ALL of the men in the room. No, I am not kidding. xD
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