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Old August 15th, 2013 (08:40 AM).
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Yell "Nobody move" in line of the cash register
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Old August 16th, 2013 (12:24 AM).
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Ride a motorcycle through the store whilst wearing a pink morphsuit and a white feather boa.
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Old August 16th, 2013 (01:00 AM).
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Fly a Command Center into the store while being chased by millions of Oracles (darn you Gimmepie for that)
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Old August 16th, 2013 (01:11 AM).
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bashing a child against the shelves before eating its brains out, I tried it once they don't let you back in
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Old August 16th, 2013 (09:13 AM).
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Old August 16th, 2013 (09:23 AM).
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Old August 16th, 2013 (02:14 PM).
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Old August 16th, 2013 (07:24 PM).
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Make a vertical rectangle made of obsidian and burn it. That will burn the aisle shelves.
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Old August 17th, 2013 (01:26 AM).
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Start setting up your Wii and play Mario Party 8 with your friends. :D Then invite the staff, customers, etc. (don't forget to put the volume on highest.) xD
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Old August 17th, 2013 (01:33 AM).
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Play soccer in the store and aim for the customers heads and every breakable product xD
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Old August 17th, 2013 (10:23 PM).
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Ambush the customers by throwing an orange at them as weak as you can. In the process, say, "Eh."
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Old August 17th, 2013 (11:52 PM).
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Put on a Darth Vader uniform and use the force to strangle EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!! :D If that doesn't work, threaten to blow up Earth with your Death Star. c:
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Old August 17th, 2013 (11:55 PM).
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Unleash the Zerg Swarm on everyone in the store and watch the carnage as you laugh demonically >:D
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Old August 18th, 2013 (12:00 AM).
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Get my me and my four three besties (including JNathan) xD to rampage through the store, eating all things sweet then chuck oranges at passers-by. Maybe even set up a inflatable pool and shove the staff in there.
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Old August 18th, 2013 (02:27 AM).
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Servine Ser... Servine Vine Vine. (Go into the store... cosplaying as a Pokemon. )
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Old August 19th, 2013 (01:48 AM).
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Squawk like an imbecile and poop on a table. (P.S. you know where I got this idea from)
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Old August 21st, 2013 (12:02 PM).
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Old August 21st, 2013 (12:18 PM).
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Freeze everything in the store and pretend to sell ice-cream
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Old August 21st, 2013 (02:36 PM).
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Old August 22nd, 2013 (12:39 AM).
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Put on zombie makeup/clothing and make zombie sounds and try and eat the people. When the staff freak out and try and stop you, bite their arms and then have a fake spasm attack! c:

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Old August 22nd, 2013 (12:39 AM).
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Play a game of Mario Party in the store... And rage a lot xD

or get ninja'd xD
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Old August 22nd, 2013 (01:17 AM).
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Old August 23rd, 2013 (01:23 AM).
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Yell 'Mum! Why did you leave me? Why did you leave me at that orphanage!' at one of the older workers. xD
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Old August 23rd, 2013 (09:26 PM).
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Take money out of the cash registers, rip it up, and throw it up in the air while screaming "CONFETTI!"
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Old August 24th, 2013 (01:28 AM).
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Make everything cost at least a million dollars xD
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