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Old August 24th, 2013 (2:11 AM).
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Old August 24th, 2013 (3:42 AM).
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Walk through the store in full samurai get up challenging the patrons.
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Old August 24th, 2013 (3:47 AM).
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Walk in blowing a party horn non-stop, following customers around until you run out of breath, then drop dramatically onto the floor, flailing about in a fake seizure. Get up and repeat.
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Old August 24th, 2013 (5:13 AM).
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Shoot powder or flour from a gun all over an area of stuff.
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Old September 1st, 2013 (5:07 PM).
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Put random things in the coolers, and when a buyer comes into buy a cooler, they shall be mistaken of stealing.
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Old September 1st, 2013 (11:06 PM).
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Scream: 'Everybody hurts just a little too much
Everybody hurts but it's never enough
It's wonderful to fall
It's worth of risking all
I'd rather love just a little too much...'

Haha, best song ever!
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Old September 10th, 2013 (1:40 PM).
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Old September 10th, 2013 (3:16 PM).
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Run around walmart with a bloody plastic axe screaming REDRUM! REDRUUUM! REDRUUUUM!
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Old September 16th, 2013 (9:33 PM).
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Old September 17th, 2013 (2:01 AM).
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I reckon killing Zedd should do it. >:D
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Old September 17th, 2013 (6:23 AM).
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Drive in with a Forklift and knock all the shelves over. :D
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Old September 17th, 2013 (11:04 AM).
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1226 I would walk into walmart like a boss with a troll face mask and a banhammer while yelling THIS IS A ROBBERY. PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR YOU GET BANNED!
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Old September 18th, 2013 (12:26 AM).
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Throw a giant tantrum and lie down on the floor and yell 'I'm not going home until I get all of the Nutella!'

Worked for me. xD
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Old September 18th, 2013 (9:14 AM).
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Throw a giant tantrum and lie down on the floor and yell 'I'm not going home until I get all of the Nutella!'

Worked for me. xD
I can just imagine this.......anywho

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grab whatevert food or toy or whatever is in my sight and throw them at people. hahaaa
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Old September 18th, 2013 (9:15 AM).
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1229. Start explaining to customers how walmart employees are treated.

...I would be wiling to bet they'd file your ass out of there if you did that. lol
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Old September 21st, 2013 (7:49 PM).
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1230 Play "Hypno's Lullaby" over the intercom
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Old September 21st, 2013 (8:07 PM).
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Sing baby baby baby ohhhh repeatedly while shopping. they will kick you out for sure
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Old September 21st, 2013 (9:24 PM).
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Scream: 'Geology isn't a real science!'

That'll get you beaten up and harassed AND banned! :D
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Old September 21st, 2013 (10:03 PM).
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play the nyan cat song over the intercom. people will get super annoyed and kick you out and call the police and arrest you
(dont see why that song is annoying though....)
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Old September 21st, 2013 (10:27 PM).
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Call everyone a 'Fop' then kick them in the shins, throw grapes at their heads and step on their toes! :D
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Old September 23rd, 2013 (2:47 PM).
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Stand on the checkout aisle and sing "what does the fox say!? Ring DING DING POW!"
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Old September 23rd, 2013 (7:48 PM).
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1236 walk around advertising CALL OF DUTY as the best game ever. People hate CALL OF DUTY fanboys so they are gonna definitely kick you out
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Old September 23rd, 2013 (7:58 PM).
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Yell "BOMB!" out of nowhere. Surefire way of getting in trouble.
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Old September 23rd, 2013 (8:19 PM).
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are all these numbers above 1000 actually valid, koff~

Anyways:

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Ride your Harley through the store

1239
Whip out your man-boobs and put on a 'puppet show'

1240
Wear a blue vest and start working. Even though you don't work there.

1241
Start playing marbles with a group of friends

1242
Put random items into other shopper's baskets

1243
Ring up as many items you can fit in a cart, then 'forget' something. Come back an hour later with another cart with just as much stuff; 'forget' something again.

1244
Go around telling kids Ronald McDonald wants to sleep in their brains

1245
Ride around on the disabled carts backwards so it gives a constant 'beep'

1246
Bring a large dog into the store

1247
Wear only underwear, say it's for science and that the CIA wishes to use clothes as a means to eat your ideas.

1248
wear nothing, say it's for 'medicinal' purposes. Hit on the opposite gender; or alternatively, hit on the employees

1249
Ask if they have a return policy on dead animals

1250
Take shotgun shells from the various birdshot boxes they don't have behind the counter

1251
walk around in a 'ghost' costume

1252
Walk around in a certain WWII veteran costume

1253
Walk around eating a plate of pasta and talk with your mouth full

1254
Dress in a nice suit and ask people if they've seen your daughter. When they say no they haven't, take out your wallet and show them a photo. Now they've seen your daughter. This can work for sons, husbands, wives, brothers, sisters, and parents.

1255
Start living there

that's about it for now, koffi~
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Old September 23rd, 2013 (9:29 PM).
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Sing 'We dance to a Different disco, honey,' and do crazy dances and twirl old ladies around, be dreamy and flip your hair. xD That way, all the girls will fall for you and the boys will hate it, then you'll get banned.

Absolutely full proof.
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