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Old November 17th, 2011 (3:23 PM).
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84. While waiting in line, randomly turn around and slap the person behind you, then say "Sorry, muscle spasm."
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Old November 17th, 2011 (3:26 PM).
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Old November 17th, 2011 (10:05 PM).
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86. Have a sleepover in one of the beds in the store, and when they find you in the morning yell "SURPRISE!"

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Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
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anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 18th, 2011 (5:14 AM).
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87: Go the the Cashier and smell them, then say, "You smell awful." and start spraying perfume on her.

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Old November 18th, 2011 (7:07 AM).
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88. get a friend and start having a store - wide manhunt with paint cans and spray paint >=D

89. get on the intercom and either fart or burp

90. Tip over one of the games that some have and when they ask why you tell them it stole your quarter
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Old November 18th, 2011 (7:11 AM).
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Old November 18th, 2011 (7:34 AM).
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93. Use the conveyor belt at checkout as a treadmill.
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94. Ram the other people and yell "They're coming!".
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Old November 18th, 2011 (8:16 AM).
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95. Get a coffee from the McDonald's that is in a lot of Walmarts, then splash it in the nearest person's face.
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Old November 18th, 2011 (8:28 AM).
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96. Get a hamburger with sauce from McDonald's and throw it towards guard and ask "Hungry any more?".
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97. Set off a bomb in the store, and a few seconds after it explodes, yell "THERE'S A BOMB!"

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
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Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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de: Ponita
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98. Start talking about plans to assassinate the manager with one of the employees.
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Old November 18th, 2011 (9:00 AM).
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99. Pants one of the workers.
100. Pants yourself and run around in your underwear yelling "MY INNOCENCE! MY INNOCENCE!"

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 18th, 2011 (9:06 AM).
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101. Hack the intercom and say "Aviso que todas las personas en este Walmart se vayan, porque este Walmart va a explotar enseguida." Then watch everyone's confusion as all those in the store who speak Spanish run out of the store in panic.
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Old November 18th, 2011 (9:17 AM).
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102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.

We're more than one-tenth of the way there, people! :D Don't give up!

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

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Old November 18th, 2011 (9:25 AM).
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102. Say "tu madre es una vaca tonta con las orejas verdes" to every person that works there. If they understand what you're saying and try and fight you, fight back with a dagger.
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103. Open up a soda, take a drink, then say "This tastes horrible!" and slam it on the ground. Repeat until the refrigerator is empty.
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104: But some soap, water bottles and paper towels then go to the Cashier and say, "Did you clean your self yesterday?" then open the water bottle, squirt water on her face, rub soap on her face then spray more water and dry it with the paper towels.

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Old November 18th, 2011 (10:17 AM).
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105. Sniff everyone you see, then yell so everyone can hear "Dude, this guy/girl stinks!"
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Old November 18th, 2011 (10:19 AM).
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106: buy a fake V.I.P card and dress up like you'r rich and cut in line to the Cashier then say, "Hi im next and im not really a V.I.P im just a big fake!"

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107. Try to pay for your entire purchase with photocopied, expired coupons.
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108, go to the are a with the fish tanks and yell "THEY'RE DROWNING!!" and proceed to smash the tanks
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Old November 18th, 2011 (11:02 AM).
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109. Bring a goat into the plants section, and watch the entertainment as the goat enjoys its buffet.
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Old November 18th, 2011 (11:09 AM).
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