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Old September 24th, 2013 (03:05 AM).
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Perform a strange combination of the macarena and a strip tease on top of a checkout.
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Old September 24th, 2013 (01:29 PM).
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flirt wish all the little girls pedo bear style
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Old September 25th, 2013 (01:06 AM).
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Act like a demented bat and bite tin cans and then stare at people for a long time before yelling out; 'Are you INSANE! NYA NYA NYAH NYAH, YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!' then run around the super market. xD
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Old September 25th, 2013 (10:44 AM).
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Hijack cars parked near the store, then race against each other in the store >:D
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Old September 26th, 2013 (06:51 AM).
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Old September 26th, 2013 (08:18 AM).
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Rent a saxophone and then stand in the counter aisle and start playing 'Careless Whisper' very passionately.
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Old September 26th, 2013 (04:54 PM).
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1264 walk in walmart and declare that you are a BRONY.
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Old September 26th, 2013 (07:30 PM).
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When you get your final total of $90.00 dollars, scream 'IT'S OVER 9000!!!'.
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Old September 26th, 2013 (07:39 PM).
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walk into walmart dressed as a trap. nuff said.
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Old September 26th, 2013 (07:52 PM).
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Invite Reggie and make him say 'My body is Ready' to the manager.
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Old September 26th, 2013 (07:55 PM).
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walk in walmart like a boss with a big ole teletubby suit on 0_0 da heck. how did I suddenly rember that lol
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Old September 26th, 2013 (08:09 PM).
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Walk around and start telling people if they have a moment to talk about their lord and savior, Sauron.
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Old September 26th, 2013 (11:27 PM).
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Eat all of the grapes then burp in peoples faces, then whack peoples arms with zucchini's. :D
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Old September 27th, 2013 (05:16 PM).
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Play bumper cars inside the store with the little kid cars. When you get kicked out pull out a toy sword and yell out "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! I WILL DESTROY YOU!" In a He-man Coustume.

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Walk in and scream "I LOVE PEWDIEPIE!!!!!!!" If no one reacts Brofist someone in the face. (Hard!) Preferably the manager or somthing like that.

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Run in and yell "THE AKUMA ARE COMING! WHERE ARE THE EXORCISTS?!" (PM or VM me to know what the *F* im talkin about)

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Run around in a Joker Costume saying to little kids "Well hello there... (Laugh hystericaly) want some candy?"


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Grab one of the toy pokeballs on the shelfs throw it and yell "Go! Pikachu!" and someone will challenge you. (er... how did I remember that?!)
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Old September 29th, 2013 (02:34 PM).
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Use a megaphone and say 'Sam's Club is better!'
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Old September 29th, 2013 (03:28 PM).
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run around in a garland costume yelling I AM GARLAND THE LEGEND AND I WILL KNOCK YOU DOWN. Then grab a toy sword or whatever weapon you can grab and start cutting at 4 random people(cuz they will be the 4 heroes lol)
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Old September 29th, 2013 (04:42 PM).
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1278: Get naked, rub warm butter all over yourself, stick a stick of dynamite up your butt, put some pants on, but sag them down to your knees, play "Thrift Shop", light yourself on fire, and enter the Walmart screaming "Yolo". See how quickly you die before the dynamite goes off.
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Old September 29th, 2013 (04:45 PM).
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Quote originally posted by ChocoboCam:
1278: Get naked, rub warm butter all over yourself, stick a stick of dynamite up your butt, put some pants on, but sag them down to your knees, play "Thrift Shop", light yourself on fire, and enter the Walmart screaming "Yolo". See how quickly you die before the dynamite goes off.
thats insane lmao.

hey kids. dont try this at home mmmkay. anyway

1279 hide bombs everywhere in walmart than yell BOMBS. BOMBS. THE PLACE GONNA GET BLOWN UP.
When everybod asks if your lying say yes. they will kick you outta walmart...........then the place blows up for real. Killing EVERYONE inside but you
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Cosplay as Gandalf then stand outside the Wal-Mart and scream to the people that are trying to enter 'You Shall Not Pass!'
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Old September 29th, 2013 (04:47 PM).
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dress as a troll and hide under shelves(somehow lol). when people try to buy stuff yell YOU MUST PAY ME MONEY TO PASS AND BUY STUFF
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Old September 29th, 2013 (05:15 PM).
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Bring 20 SD cards with a blue screen that says I AM ERROR picture on all of them. Put the SD cards in those display laptops and make the picture fullscreen.
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Old September 29th, 2013 (05:19 PM).
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sneak in at night sly cooper style and steal all the video games. though I am sure no matta how stealthy you are you are gonna get caught by a camera and get kicked out the next day
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Old September 29th, 2013 (06:58 PM).
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Dump ketchup in a trail on the ground leading to the women's washrooms.
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Old October 1st, 2013 (03:09 PM).
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Pretend your Justin Beiber and infatuate all of the customers.
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Old October 1st, 2013 (03:39 PM).
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1286: Flip over all of the book stands and scream "NO! Don't think I need anything at all!" in the style of Pink Floyd.
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