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Old October 3rd, 2013 (01:42 AM).
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Grab a small child from a pram before pegging it at its parent...

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Old October 3rd, 2013 (07:27 AM).
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Make sure to look both ways while biking around the Wal-Mart.
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Old October 27th, 2013 (01:26 AM).
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1289: Dress up like Joseph Stalin, and run around the store shouting "POWER TO THE PROLETARIAT! DEATH TO DEMOCRACY!"

1290: While waiting to get kicked out for the above, throw turnips and teddy bears at employees, muttering obscenities about how much you hate Hitler's mustache.

1291: Right when you see the manager after doing the above two, tackle him, and scream "FOR THE MOTHERLAND!" at the top of your lungs.
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Old October 27th, 2013 (08:04 AM).
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1292 dress as a magypsy....(Friggin hard name to spell). as soon as you walk in your gonna get kicked out.
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Old October 28th, 2013 (06:15 PM). Edited October 28th, 2013 by Mew.
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1293. Bust into the game cart and steal a Dora the Explorer game and a Call of Duty game, switch discs, and give it to a random boy. Punk @$$ kids and their CoD/GTA these days.

1294. Same thing, but with Pokémon X or Y with Black 2/White 2.

1295: Steal a Wii U by busting in.

1296: Steal an iPad 4/Mini by busting in.

1297: Steal a bag of Doritos, and scream: "MOMMY CAN YOU BUY ME CHEETOS?!?!?!?

1298: Print out this whole list of ways to get kicked out, and give it to a Wal-Mart employee and say, "I will do all of these unless you give me a 3DS and Pokémon X/Y!"

1299: Do everything Pokérelated on this list.

1300: Bring Target/KMart stuff in Wal-Mart, and say that it is better priced.

1293. Bust into the game cart and steal a Dora the Explorer game and a Call of Duty game, switch discs, and give it to a random boy. Punk @$$ kids and their CoD/GTA these days.

1294. Same thing, but with Pokémon X or Y with Black 2/White 2.

1295: Steal a Wii U by busting in.

1296: Steal an iPad 4/Mini by busting in.

1297: Steal a bag of Doritos, and scream: "MOMMY CAN YOU BUY ME CHEETOS?!?!?!?

1298: Print out this whole list of ways to get kicked out, and give it to a Wal-Mart employee and say, "I will do all of these unless you give me a 3DS and Pokémon X/Y!"

1299: Do everything Pokérelated on this list.

1300: Bring Target/KMart stuff in Wal-Mart, and say that it is better priced.
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Old October 29th, 2013 (12:12 AM).
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1301: Run in with a fake nose (a really big one) and a mankini (a bikini for a man), jump on the counter and yell "IM A REAL BOY!!!". Then throw toilet paper at the employees

1302: Wait at the door with a fake beard and a hat. Every time someone walks in, beat them to the floor and yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
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1303 block all the entrances of wal-mart
1304 ask an employee for directions to kmart
1305 walk to an employee and say in an official tone "Their is a time check in house ware"
1306 walk up to a group of people and start laughing really loud then walk of like nothing happened
1307 try on bras in the middle of the store
1308 walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey I havent seen you in such a long time"
1309 run around in a batman costume yelling " I AM BATMAN!"
1310 Run around screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" again and again
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Old October 29th, 2013 (01:32 PM).
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1311: Dress up as Clefairy, go behind a female employee and say "I'll double-slap dat @$$!"

1312: Take all the dart guns, take your clothes off and yell "VIRGINITY IS MINE!!!"
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Old November 8th, 2013 (10:18 PM).
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Get a super goofy dance team and start doing a stupid dance on the shelves (while dressing up as P!nk, of course). But you have to wear giant balloon underwear and open all of the lids on all of da Nutella.
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Old November 8th, 2013 (10:20 PM).
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1312 dress as peach,grab a frying pan and star smaking away at people
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1313:
Walk around with a piece of paper and a water gun full of a cocktail of Ginger, Lime, Onion, and Pepper Juice. Give people paper cuts and then shoot at said cuts with the water pistol.

1314:
Demand to be taken to the 'secret shoppers fort' that's hidden behind the auto care section.

1315:
Cover all the toilets with Cellophane. Over the bowl, under the seat.

1316:
Ask random people if you can have their socks. If they ask why, put a suspicious face on and ask why they're asking.

1317:
Walk in with a beehive.

1318:
Loudly preach about the evils of corn flakes. Over the loud speaker.
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1319. Run in dressed as Fluttershy and yell "FINLAND" at the top of your lungs and start painting rainbows on all of the fire extinguishers and shooting everything with water guns full of Dr. Pepper.
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Old November 10th, 2013 (02:53 PM).
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Old November 10th, 2013 (09:41 PM).
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Sing 'Sober' and kick the alcohol around then throw oranges at the clerks.
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Old November 19th, 2013 (06:34 AM).
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Old November 19th, 2013 (09:23 PM).
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Scream 'I SUPPORT CLARAERITH!!' and you'll be banned from every single store in the world. xD
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Old November 25th, 2013 (07:01 PM).
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Step 1: Fill an empty mayonnaise jar, the biggest you can find, with yogurt.
Step 2: Sit down in the busiest area of the store.
Step 3: Eat yogurt/mayonnaise very loudly and messily while occasionally asking anyone if they want some.
Step: Spill some of the yogurt on merchandise and/or customers.
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Old November 29th, 2013 (07:17 PM).
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1. Put on some old-looking clothes.
2. Run really fast inside and run up to the first cashier.
3. Scream, "WHAT YEAR IS IT?"
4. When they answer, say, "It worked. It worked. They said I was mad, but it worked. YES! YES! YES!"
5. Keep running around the store screaming "IT WORKED!" over and over again, and occasionally, "Hello, future person!"
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The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

I'm Reading...
Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

I'm Playing...
The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.
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Old November 30th, 2013 (12:04 AM).
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Pretend to have a fit, then jump up, grab a turkey, take off the plastic and stuff it on a staff member's head. xD
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Old November 30th, 2013 (03:45 PM).
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Old November 30th, 2013 (04:28 PM).
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Attach a fake ball and chain to your leg and run around the store screaming, "Walmart has kidnapped me! I can't leave! I can't leave! Run or they'll get you too!" Occasionally run into a wall and pass out.
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Deep Thoughts...
The people of the Pokémon world aren't too creative. They named Pokémon after what sound they make. If we were like them, a cow would be called a "moo".

I'm Reading...
Just finished a volume of Soul Eater, volume 14. At this point, it has become very different compared to the anime, and I kind of like it. Some of the characters have gotten a lot more fleshed out (specifically the meister team of Ox, Kilik, and Kim), and things are happening quite differently. An exciting read.

I'm Playing...
The iPod music game, Cytus. While I may not know very many of the songs, I really like its music, and the gameplay is easy to pick up yet takes quite a while to master. A friend has seen me play it and he says I make it look easy, but I am still having a fun and challenging time. Definitely worth the price.
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