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Old November 18th, 2011 (12:20 PM).
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111: Take some graffiti and go vandalize Walmart xD
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112. Play chicken with each other on shopping carts.
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114. hide in the clothing racks and when someone sees you say "they want to rape me"
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Old November 18th, 2011 (02:20 PM). Edited November 18th, 2011 by deoxys121.
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115. Hold up the manager with a toy gun from the toy section.
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Old November 18th, 2011 (05:54 PM).
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116. Take a thorny devil into the store and make it squirt blood out its eyes at random people. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEl6TXrkZnk

117. Take a dozen eggs from the shelf, take one out, run up to the prettiest girl in the area and throw the egg right in her face and yell "FORNICATOR!!!!" Keep doing this until you run out of eggs, then begin to do it with rocks. Once you run out of rocks, throw random animals you find in the store.
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Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
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anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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Old November 18th, 2011 (06:10 PM).
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118: Put sale signs on stuff on very expensive aren't for sale and go to the cashier and say, "These things got Sale sign and they cost like 600 bucks?!" then drop it down on the floor and jump on it.
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Old November 18th, 2011 (08:06 PM).
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119. Mess around with the rollback price signs to where they actually roll forward. Something like this:

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120. Steal all the numbers from the price signs and put them through a paper shredder.

121. Dump crude oil all over the floor and laugh hysterically at anyone who slips.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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122. When the loud speakers go off, curl up in a ball and yell, "Get these voices out of my head!".
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Old November 18th, 2011 (11:08 PM).
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124. Go to candy section and yell "Free candies for you kids!".
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125. Tape a Walkie Talkie to the back of a Barbie doll in the toy section, then when someone walks by say "I'm watching you."
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127. Dress up like Dick Cheney, put on a Walmart vest and act like a greeter, saying "go **** yourself" to every single person that comes in.
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Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

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de: Ponita
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cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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128. Gather a bunch of people together in one section, and have one person scream out "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" and have everyone charge a random person.
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129. Dress up as Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter, and act as a greeter, saying "Welcome to Walmart. Get your **** and get out!" <--- Manually censored
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131. Dress up as the Janitor's twin brother, lean against the wall in a muscle shirt chewing a toothpick and keep saying to people, "hey, you seen my brother? The janitor?".
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

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jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 20th, 2011 (05:09 PM).
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133. Toss an active beehive into the store, making sure it busts open on impact.
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134. Grease yourself up and slide down the isles until you crash into something or someone.
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Old November 20th, 2011 (05:23 PM).
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135. Fill the Super Soakers off the shelves with paint and have a fight with them with your friends.
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136. Put a fake "OUT OF ORDER" sign on each one of the bathrooms.

137. Walk slowly through every single aisle in the store, knocking all the items off the shelf as you go, not leaving a single behind.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

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de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 20th, 2011 (08:49 PM).
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138. Create your own campsite in the tents section, complete with a campfire and marshmallow roasting.
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Old November 21st, 2011 (04:58 PM).
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139. Simply waltz in and begin advertising rival stores. Loudspeakers recommended, as well as helpful brochures.
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