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Old November 27th, 2011 (10:41 PM).
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[SIZE="a"]170. Stealing a little kid's toy then blaming an old lady for stealing it[/SIZE]
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Old November 27th, 2011 (11:32 PM).
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172. Make bacon using unpaid-for bacon from the store and an oven in the store.

173. Store several Dairy Queen Blizzards in a freezer in the appliances section. Grab one out of there, walk around the store eating it while dropping huge amounts of it on the floor and spitting it in people's faces/clothes as you get way too close to them and ask "hey what's up?" with your mouth full. Once you run out of Blizzard, throw your cup and spoon on the floor; wipe your mouth on your hand and wipe your hand on the sweater of some random bystander; and return to the freezer to get another Blizzard and repeat the process. Keep doing this until you run out of Blizzards, then go buy more Blizzards and keep the cycle going.
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169. Photocopy a bunch of expired coupons and try to pay for your whole purchase with them.
You already said that. xD
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 28th, 2011 (08:02 AM).
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174. Get a fake PokeBall and try to capture the manager.
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Old November 28th, 2011 (08:24 AM).
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175. Kidnap some random kid, dress him up in yellow, paint his cheeks red and give him fancy ears, then train him to tase the closest person whenever you say, "Pikachu, use Thunderbolt now!" Then set him loose in Walmart to Thunderbolt everyone.
It would help if you steal the clothes and paint and taser from the same Walmart that you're running rampant in.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 28th, 2011 (10:26 AM).
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176. Pick up any random book and just throw it at an attendant's head.
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Old November 28th, 2011 (04:07 PM).
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177. Run up to anyone you see, and yell," Kadafi! ", as you knee *ape them once.
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Old November 29th, 2011 (01:49 AM).
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178. Let loose several skunks and stinkbugs in the store.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 29th, 2011 (02:03 AM).
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179 - Tell someone you've seen an alien and they don't believe it.
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Old November 29th, 2011 (02:10 AM).
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180. Take of your jeans, throw them around the store while screaming "Pants are for losers!!!"
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Old November 29th, 2011 (02:57 AM).
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Old November 29th, 2011 (04:14 AM).
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Old November 29th, 2011 (04:29 AM).
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Old November 29th, 2011 (08:06 AM).
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184. Go in the bathroom of the opposite gender, skulk around in there a bit giggling, then leave and start screaming it at random shoppers and bragging as if it's the biggest deal in the world. "Teehee, I WENT IN THE BOYS' BATHROOM! :D Those boys will be so mad I almost saw them without their shirts!"
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 29th, 2011 (08:46 AM).
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185. Steal a bunch of items off the shelves and start selling them to people at half their original price.
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Old November 29th, 2011 (09:05 AM). Edited November 29th, 2011 by Ineffable~.
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Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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186. Get a 2-barrel shotgun, sneak behind the nearest bystander, tap their shoulder, then yell," YOU MUST DIE!!!!!", as you fire a blank in their face [Which is ALOT louder than firing fully loaded]. Make sure you have ear protection on.
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Old November 29th, 2011 (02:41 PM).
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188. (fixing the count) Toss a stink bomb in the bathroom.
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Old November 29th, 2011 (04:59 PM).
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189. Get moshing.

190. Lean against a pillar in the middle of the store smoking and dropping the cigarettes all around you in a circle, always stamping them out messily with your foot and pulling another out from a seemingly endless source. If anyone approaches you or asks what you're doing, simply reply, "hey man, this is where I take my breaks!" despite the fact that you don't work there and aren't even wearing a uniform.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 29th, 2011 (05:53 PM).
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191. Print out a fake "Psychopath license," then go the video games section and start smashing the glass. When they ask you to stop, simply show the psychopath license and say, "It's OK, I'm a licensed psychopath!"
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Old November 29th, 2011 (11:50 PM).
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Old November 30th, 2011 (12:40 AM).
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193 - You bring a couple of friends over and have a NERF gun war. Earn more team mates by grabbing the other shoppers at Walmart
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Old November 30th, 2011 (01:12 AM).
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194. Dress up like an old lady in a Walmart vest with a mask and everything, and stand by the door acting like a greeter. Whenever someone comes in, greet them then proceed to ask them incessantly what they are looking for and how was their day and where did you get that marvellous broach and so on so that they get annoyed and leave.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 30th, 2011 (01:13 AM).
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196 -Get out a light saber from the toy section and start hitting employees with it
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Old November 30th, 2011 (01:25 AM).
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197. Get out a lightsaber from the real working lightsaber section and get to dismembering random people. <3
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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