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Old November 30th, 2011 (01:40 AM).
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198 - Wear a fancy anklet to work and tell people you are being electronically monitored.
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199. Dress up as an old man/lady, look at the prices, and say to every younger shopper in Walmart, "When I was a kid, this thing cost a nickel! These prices are robbery!"
200. Pull a "Jackass: The Movie" maneuver by sneaking up behind random people with hair clippers and shaving patches of their hair, especially the employees.

We're 20% there guys, we can do it!
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201. Act like Spongebob in the store by blowing bubbles, giggling in everyone's faces and making ungodly noise. Like always, steal your dress-up supplies from the store.

We're 20.1%, guys, we can do it!

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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202. Bring a few friends round and have a sleepover party
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203. Walk around barking like a dog in everyone's faces.
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204. Stuff as many things you can in a trolley, go to the checkout then ditch!
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205 - Tell your workmates that you plan to take over the world by announcing that you are running for US President.
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206. Replace the hard drive in one of the display computers with an empty one. Of course, steal the empty one and the screwdriver you would need from the same Walmart.
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207. Steal a bunch of batteries and just stand next to the register eating them one by one. If a cashier looks at you just say, "hey man, what's up?" through your mouthful of batteries. If anyone but an employee looks at you, knee him in the nuts (or if she's a woman, punch her in the breasts, or if they're a flat-chested woman or a eunuch, kick them in the diaphragm) and turn around to face the nearest cashier and casually say, "some people can be so rude."

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Of course, steal the empty one and the screwdriver you would need from the same Walmart.
Yay you learn so quickly <3

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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209. Open a pack of blank CDs/DVDs/Blu-Rays/whatever and start flinging them in people's faces like ninja stars.
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212. Climb up to the top of a shelf in one of the aisles (using a ladder stolen from the same Walmart) with a bunch of eggs (also stolen from Walmart) and start dropping them on people's heads.
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213 - Show your fellow workmates that someone is using Walmart as a terrorism hideout.
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214. Open up every individual Mountain Dew bottle in the store, empty it out (onto the floor, disregarding the probability of flooding or slipping), then urinate into it and put it back where it is. For cans, inject scorpion venom into each can and then patch up the hole.

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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215 - Take your workmate's playlist of favorite songs, edit them into chipmunk voices and download them onto his iPod. He will be totally shocked!
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216. Walk around shaking everyone's hand, and as you shake their hand say, "Hi, I was just feeling around for my watch in the toilet and I didn't wash my hands!"
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Steal a Pikachu plush toy from the store. Everytime you see an Asian [Japanese is an example] employee/customer, run up to them, shove the Pikachu plush in his/her face, and yell, "YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, RIGHT?"

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As someone does that [217] yell , " STOP BEING ****ST!"

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For every time you get a post deleted, scream as loud as you can at the Wal-Mart manager.
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220. Sit on a chair typing on a laptop you stole from the store. Repeatedly, randomly turn around to someone near you who's not even bothering you or anything and scream at them, "DO YOU MIND?!?!"

#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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221. Walk around the store with a fresh-caught relatively large fish, and slap people in the face with it, saying each time "You just got fish-slapped!"
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Wait at the front of the store, and every time someone enters or leaves, say, "Go f**k yourself."
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223. Smear blacklight plaint all over the store creating amazing drawings and patterns then create a Walmart blackout and watch dem blacklight glow like the rainbow!
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224 - Tell your workmate he is "such a kid" just like Iris from the Pokemon anime.
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225. Clog all the toilets with a roll of toilet paper each, then, in sync, flush them all at the same time.
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