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Old December 4th, 2011 (10:58 PM).
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226. Set a time bomb in the middle of the store, but be obvious about it and set it for such a late time that no one is really panicked and it gets removed easily.
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Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
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Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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Old December 6th, 2011 (08:36 AM).
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227. Go to the produce section with a tennis racket (of course stolen from the same Walmart) and start playing Apple Smear (see Cheaper By the Dozen) with Walmart's apples.
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Old December 6th, 2011 (10:09 AM).
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228. Bring a live goat into the store, all leashed up with rope that you stole from Walmart earlier. Then go steal a hunting knife, use it to cut the goat's throat and say "YOU JUST GOT SACRIFICED!"
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old December 6th, 2011 (10:13 AM).
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Really? Nobody mentioned walking in without a shirt or shoes?

229: Walk in without pants.
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Old December 11th, 2011 (01:28 AM).
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230:Tell the manager he is FIRED and in no longer welcome in the store

231: Drive a car through the stores front door

231: Drive a truck through the stores front door
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Old December 11th, 2011 (04:02 AM).
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Old December 11th, 2011 (10:13 AM).
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233. Knock out the welcoming guy, put on his uniform, and tell everybody to "Go F*** yourself"
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Old December 12th, 2011 (09:55 AM).
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234. Carve the entire store into the shape of Texas.

235. Dress up like George W. Bush and walk around the Texas store saying ridiculous nonsensical things while stealing every taco you see (if you didn't already carve off the taco section).
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old December 12th, 2011 (01:40 PM).
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Old December 12th, 2011 (05:00 PM).
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Go up to a mother with a baby in her cart and slap the heck out of the baby
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Old December 13th, 2011 (02:45 PM).
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238. Go through the toy aisle and press every single "Try me" button on every single noisy toy in the store.
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239: Put on Tina Turner's 'Nutbush City Limits' over the store speakers and get as many people as you can to join in the dance.
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Old December 20th, 2011 (09:21 PM).
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240. Pick up a dodgeball off the shelf, say "oh, I love dodgeball! Heads up!" then throw it at the closest fellow customer.
241. Pick up a bundt cake from the bakery shelf, say "oh, I love bundt cake! Heads up!" then throw it at the closest fellow customer.
242. Get an employee to let you try out a trombone in the store, say "oh, I love the trombone!", start playing a beautiful song on it, then proceed to say "heads up!" and throw it at the closest fellow customer.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old December 23rd, 2011 (12:55 AM).
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243. Dig a BIG hole inside the Wal-Mart[somehow]. Inside the hole, make a realistic Diglett head as big as the hole, and as people pass by, slowly pop the head to the surface, thus scaring the living **** outta them.
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Old December 23rd, 2011 (04:04 AM).
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244: Dress up as a ninja and throw CD's around the store
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Old January 4th, 2012 (07:52 AM).
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245. Paint a ball yellow, cut it in half, then walk around the store opening and closing it as you chase customers with it, saying "Wakka, wakka, wakka, wakka, wakka, wakka."
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Old January 10th, 2012 (11:51 AM).
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247. Go to the counter and ask for a massage. When you're told they don't give massages, insist that they do and demand that they give you one or you'll be suing. Force them to take the money for it.
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Old January 14th, 2012 (05:25 AM).
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248 - Start a conversation with an anonymous computer hacker and tell them you leaked 250,000 secret documents. It's sure to get any worker kicked out of their job cos it's to do with espionage!
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Old January 16th, 2012 (10:37 AM).
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249. Empty a soda bottle onto the floor (from the same Walmart of course) then run around bopping people on the head with it.
250. Unroll every roll of toilet paper in every bathroom right in front of an employee, and then say "The cat did it, I swear!"

We are 25% there!
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Old January 16th, 2012 (04:18 PM).
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251. Walk in dressed as Sailor Moon. Start throwing your tiara at random customers while shouting "MOON TIARA MAGIC!" at them.
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252. Get a toy PokeBall from the toys section and start throwing it at random people, saying "PokeBall, go!"
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Old January 17th, 2012 (01:14 AM).
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253 - Call each of your workers by a Pokemon's name, like say "Hey there, Pikachu!"
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Old January 17th, 2012 (08:11 PM).
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254. Walk up to every person and introduce yourself, saying "Hi! I'm Beezow Doo-Doo Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop!"
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Old January 17th, 2012 (08:30 PM).
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