The Big Red Button

[Hikari10]

Hikari's Oshawott demands you hand over all the secrets of the villainous teams. He also eats all your cookies.

*Pushes red button that gives my Oshawott 5,000 Facebook likes*

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I now feel tired. Let me sleep.

*pushes red button before having nap attack*

[Hikari10]

You decide to sleep outside a protected area and you refuse to leave.

*Pushes red button that makes my cute Oshawott interview high-profile figures in the Pokemon world*

[The Noob Hacker]

The pressing of the red button began Oshawott's illustrious career as a professional interviewer. Earning several thousands of dollars and sponsorships by a number of news networks. Oshawott was acclaimed for its talent to make celebrities tell it things that they told nobody else. The Secret Government Organization of the Government of the World, Solar System, and Thirty-Five Percent of the Galaxy, or SGOGWSSTGPG for short, drafted the Oshawott into their Spy Program, known as Spy Program. On his first mission, he was deployed to interrogate an infamous terrorist located in Antarctica. What Oshawott didn't know is that there was a clan of penguins loyal to the terrorist. This clan disguised themselves as SGOGWSSTGPG officials, which Oshawott went to. He was kidnapped and hasn't been seen since, most think that the penguins took him to their homeworld, Neptune.

Oh, would you look at that! A red button! *push*

[Hikari10]

My famous Oshawott broke free from prison by just using his scalchop. He discovers he now has 10,000 PokeBook likes!

*Pushes the red button that makes you scream from a window*

[The Noob Hacker]

After shouting in a tongue long lost by men, I was arrested and placed in an insane asylum for the safety of myself and the general public. As I shouted some more, the people restraining me flew back. I think I may be dovakhiin, will check later.

FUS RO PRESS RED BUTTON DAH!

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Every bridge in the world collaspses.

*pushes red button*

[Hikari10]

Hikari shouts this out of the window "OSHAWOTTZ TOTALLY OWN MUDKIPZ!"

*Pushes the red button that makes Hikari get heard*

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You got heard all right... The police come and arrest you for espionage.

*pushes red button*

[Hikari10]

The police discover Hikari is innocent and arrest you instead for being mean to a cute Oshawott.

*Pushes the red button that commands Oshawott to use Razor Shell*

[Zayphora]

The Oshawott uses Razor Shell...on the rope holding that piano. It falls on your toe.

Pushes the button that is the exact same shade of green as N's hair...

[The Noob Hacker]

The button was actually red. The button you pressed was part of a colorblindness test. You passed. Or did you fail? I'm not really sure which, guess it depends on your perspective. Point is, you're colorblind.

*fist slam red button*

[Reddo]

The button suddenly turns green.

*Presses the red button that will reveal who's the one that writes names on the Death Note*

[The Noob Hacker]

Now let's find out who the person writing names on the Death Note really is.

*removes mask*

"Mr. Jenkins! But why?"

Mr. Jenkins: "I wanted to scare these darn tourists away from the secret gold mine. And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling forumgoers and the stupid red button!"

*presses stupid red button*

[Hikari10]

A notice comes out saying "Hikari is watching - don't stare at her".

*Pushes that red button that gives me a free copy of Pokemon Black 2 & White 2*

[The Noob Hacker]

A copy of both games fall from the sky. Of course, since the game hasn't actually been put on cartridges yet, you now have two nicely decorated cases, and two blank cartridges, no manual or other documents within the cases to be found.

*flips red switch*

[Hikari10]

Oshawott comes and says "You have just won a Shiny Oshawott's Scalchop!".

*Pushes red button that makes you shout*

[Arenax Seventhian]

As I shout, you become deaf, since shout could mean I useda roar attack.

*Push a red button and Egg Rolls fall from the sky*

[Hikari10]

The mirror breaks and you get bad luck for all eternity!

*Pushes red button that says Cheren is my BF*

[Arenax Seventhian]

*Only to your horror you find she is a man-eating alien from another plane and devours you whole*

*Push the red button and Lucario figureens are mailed to pokemon fans everwhere....*

[Hikari10]

Oshawott becomes Pokemon's new mascot.

*Pushes red button that destroys all secrets*

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Many people are revolting because they want a different mascot...

*pushes red button*

[Hikari10]

Hikari plans to murder anyone who supports Wikileaks and You-Know-Who.

*Pushes the red button that burns Swedish flag*

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Suddenly you change your plans, and you go to the USA.

*pushes red button*

[Hikari10]

People start thinking you leaked over 250,000 US Embassy Cables explaining why He Who Must Not Be Named was chosen as the focus of "HikariDerp". (Can't mention his name or I'll rage)

*Pushes red button that involves Psycho shower scene*