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Old March 13th, 2012 (10:40 AM). Edited March 13th, 2012 by Squirrel.
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The Mod-Offs!


☆ Background ☆


Recently it just hasn't seemed like there's enough competition and hate amongst the staff so I propose that we have a mod-off competition! Obviously the only way to tell who's the best mod would be to hold a singing competition, but since you're all wusses and wouldn't post anything, I think we should have a competition to see who can post the most spam in their section without being called out on it by the members. I'm open to other ideas, but this competition does need to happen - I'm the best god dammit and you all need to know this.

I also propose that the winner (me) gets promoted to hstaff. They could even get site admin tbh, it seems that title is just being given away recently. So yes, ideas and comments please and I'll set a date soon!


☆ The Event! ☆


Basically, you choose a section and then spam the crap out of until until you get caught! Any members that are seen to report a moderator taking part in the competition shall be instantly infracted so don't worry about that side of things. Whoever can prove they're the best at spamming without getting caught is truly worthy of the title of hstaff, so let the games begin!

Here's a sign-up form for those brave enough!

Username: AlexOzzyCake
Why are you entering: Because I'm the best god dammit.
What section will you be spamming?: Pokemon Clubs!
What is your special talent?: I can name every character ever in Gossip Girl.


☆ Adminy Stuff (Ozzy proving he's an admin) ☆


Judges
Lightning - Head Judge/'Druggie Skank'
Luke - *****y Side-Judge

Participants
AlexOzzyCake/'the god damn best'/winner - Spamming Pokemon Clubs
TwilightBlade/nub/'dances-with-space-goats' - Spamming Trade Corner
Went/smodnub/'likes-football-too-much-to-be-an-admin' - Spamming Other Trivia
Meganium90/nubwithnumbers/'can-do-some-mexican-dance' - Spamming New Users/Welcome
Forever/BWnub/'crazy-b*tch' - Spamming Black/White

Prize!
The winner of the M-Factor will be given the privilege of being promoted to hstaff! Since this is all hstaff spend their time doing anyway. (Confirmed by Lightning)
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Old March 13th, 2012 (10:44 AM).
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Honestly, the spam one sounds hilarious. I think you guys should go with that. If anyone does report you, we can just comb through their posts to find things to infract them for. Should stop 'em in their tracks.

Don't like the idea of more admins though. :/ This position is kind of a big deal, after all. But I mean, the only requirement is being able to get away with spamming in pretty much every forum without people catching you for it so... it's probably a better way to judge potential admins than climbing the ranks lmao.
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Old March 13th, 2012 (10:50 AM).
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alex sucks and shouldn't ever be admin imo
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Old March 13th, 2012 (10:51 AM).
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then you'll just have to kick his ass. get to it.

(I have obviously called being the judge of this mod-off.)
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Old March 13th, 2012 (10:53 AM).
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I don't wanna compete, but I can ruin it for him by deleting every single spam post he makes in PoC B)
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Old March 13th, 2012 (10:54 AM).
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I'll be the Simon Cowell of the competition and mercilessly tear all of you apart.
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Old March 13th, 2012 (10:56 AM).
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Should we make signing up mandatory or just for those that actually have the balls to do it? so not olli
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Old March 13th, 2012 (10:58 AM).
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So basically what you're saying is that signing up should be both mandatory and optional.
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Old March 13th, 2012 (11:17 AM).
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Quote originally posted by Olli97:
I don't wanna compete, but I can ruin it for him by deleting every single spam post he makes in PoC B)
After much deliberation, We have decided that sabotaging the other competitors is absolutely within the rules.

Also everyone is signed up and in the running but (as of now) there is no (serious) penalty for not participating (but you may or may not have your mod status revoked).

Judges get to use the Royal We.
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Old March 13th, 2012 (11:20 AM).
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Erica is clearly the Paula Abdul since she's always drugged up. Fricken druggie skank...
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Old March 13th, 2012 (11:21 AM).
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Awhh, does that mean I can't keep a pretty members list? Well tough, I'm going to anyway! It'll make me look important and adminy.
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Old March 13th, 2012 (11:22 AM).
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Quote originally posted by Luke:
Erica is clearly the Paula Abdul since she's always drugged up. Fricken druggie skank...
honestly we don't even know who that is, lol
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Old March 13th, 2012 (11:22 AM).
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This is unheard of! Look what you've done, Alex!
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Old March 13th, 2012 (12:25 PM).
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honestly we don't even know who that is, lol
We? Talking to the drug-induced voices in your head called "Jeef" and "Dean" again I see...
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Old March 13th, 2012 (12:31 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Luke:
We? Talking to the drug-induced voices in your head called "Jeef" and "Dean" again I see...
god learn to read
Quote originally posted by Lightning:
Judges get to use the Royal We.
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Old March 13th, 2012 (12:37 PM).
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Old March 13th, 2012 (12:40 PM).
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Okay me and Blade have entered I think that's everyone worthy of promotion. LET'S GO DO THIS.
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Old March 13th, 2012 (02:58 PM).
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Can I join and spam OT? I have been doing it for five years and apparently the higher staff like it XD
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Old March 13th, 2012 (03:50 PM).
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Sure, I'll add another section to the sign-up!
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Old March 13th, 2012 (04:07 PM).
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PUT ME ON THAT LIST. I NEVER LEAVE NU/W AND THAT'S A PLUS. :D

Also I do Mexican Ballet Folklorico if that counts as a special talent.
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Old March 13th, 2012 (04:30 PM).
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Yay for pretty first post! Can someone with the authority level that I'm soon to have change the thread title to ☆ The M-Factor ☆ ? <3

Megan you're entered! And was that an entry from Nick or just a standard expected boast?
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Old March 13th, 2012 (04:37 PM).
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I spam Black and White with crazy theories all the time, something a lot of you can't do. If Nick's not participating I'll win, since although he can make more spammy posts a day, nobody can beat me in general other than him. So totally entering.
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Old March 13th, 2012 (04:39 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Forever:
I spam Black and White with crazy theories all the time, something a lot of you can't do. If Nick's not participating I'll win, since although he can make more spammy posts a day, nobody can beat me in general other than him. So totally entering.
There is a sign-up form for a reason y'know, gosh. Some people. /mutters
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Old March 13th, 2012 (04:42 PM).
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Oh **** the sign up form.

Special talent? Crazier than all B/W regulars combined.
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