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Old February 12th, 2013 (06:51 PM).
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Yea, I got the booger falvor too! LOL

They have jelly beans that got the same colors so we don't know which one we'll eat
Here's what I got

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Rotten Egg/Buttered Popcorn
Canned Dog Food/ Chocolate Pudding
Booger/ Juicy Pear
Baby Wipes/Coconut
Pencil Shavings/Top Banana
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Moldy Cheese/ Caramel Corn
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Quote originally posted by ⊗Slenderman⊗:
Okay, one more picture. But it's an amazing picture. ;u;

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Tomorrow I'm going to look back here and wonder what I was on that I posted this stupid stuff. But right now I'm tired, so everything seems funny.

As for your jelly bean discussion...
What?
Why would someone even want to eat that?
I remember reading that on Facebook. I'm glad I never used those in my English finals.

Oh and some of these just pain me.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_abuse.shtml
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:01 PM).
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I remember reading that on Facebook. I'm glad I never used those in my English finals.

Oh and some of these just pain me.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_abuse.shtml
I've read through that page.

Some of that stuff is painful.

Heres a pic I found.

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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:06 PM).
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:06 PM).
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I've read through that page.

Some of that stuff is painful.

Heres a pic I found.

Dear lord that...that just can't be real.
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:07 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Mr. X:
I've read through that page.

Some of that stuff is painful.

Heres a pic I found.

That is... uggh. painful.
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Fact: Boston Computer Museum sells chocolate bars shaped like floppy disks.

Fact: Three year old kids see daddy boot his computer using a floppy to play games.

Fact: Computers are warm inside...even some quite expensive computers.

I don't want to talk about it.
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:12 PM).
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High schoolers at my old school used to smear chocolate on the computers...
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I've got worse.



Anyway, I had to repair my dads computer once. It started freezing a lot and one day refused to turn one. Open it up, damn mouse nest. I had to disassemble and clean everything but after that the computer ran good for another half year. (The cpu burned itself out. My best guess is that the thermal paste wore out, since the computer was 6 years old.)
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You can't trust anything as true from 4chan, don't you know anything about the internet?
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:14 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Toujours:
High schoolers at my old school used to smear chocolate on the computers...
Ew...

Some high schoolers were stupid enough to put porn as the wallpaper on one of the computers. My teacher just let the incident fly, though. It was actually pretty hilarious.
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:16 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Toujours:
You can't trust anything as true from 4chan, don't you know anything about the internet?
True that, but would you really be suprised if someone was stupid enough to actually try this?

Edit - All the computer talk is making me miss my days in Votech.
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Well at least that's fixable, a prank isn't people being stupid necessarily. This was just to be destructive.
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I've got worse.

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Oh my dear good god I cannot comprehend that. I need to go cry.
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:19 PM).
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True that, but would you really be suprised if someone was stupid enough to actually try this?
Just my first thought when the 4chan layout shows up is inevitably:

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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:19 PM).
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I remember being quite an idiot and a rebel in high school. I actually put a wallpaper of two cows doing it on my science teacher's laptop. He didn't realize until a few minute when he showed us a video of planets and all that. He got so mad but in the mean time he didn't know what the hell just happened lol. He thought he got a virus.
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:26 PM).
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Quote originally posted by LilJz1234:
I remember being quite an idiot and a rebel in high school. I actually put a wallpaper of two cows doing it on my science teacher's laptop. He didn't realize until a few minute when he showed us a video of planets and all that. He got so mad but in the mean time he didn't know what the hell just happened lol. He thought he got a virus.
You would have fit right in with my votech class.
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:30 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Team Fail:
Oh and some of these just pain me.

http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/cs_abuse.shtml
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- One of my favorite stories is from back in the 90s. A guy bought a 16-bit sound card for his computer, but for whatever reason decided he only needed an 8-bit sound card. Instead of taking it back and exchanging it, he figured all he needed to do was get a pair of scissors and physically cut the sound card in half.

- I once had a customer that wanted a light in her computer, similar to a computer she saw at one of her friend's houses. So she lit a candle and set it inside her tower case.

- An man purchased a laptop from me. He called about a week later and said that it would no longer boot up. He brought it in, and I discovered that sixteen nicely drilled holes were in the bottom of the case. I asked him about it, and he said the machine was too hot sitting on his lap, so he had drilled these "air holes." "Could that be the problem?" he asked.

- Once when I was brousing through a flea market, I came across an unusually large display of random pieces of junk that were for sale. The guy had a few computer parts lying in bins filled with brown water. His excuse was "The water will help it slip in better." I tried to tell him that the parts were all dead, but he insisted that they were fine and asked me to leave.

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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:32 PM).
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I remember I had those ink that turns invisible after a while, I was secretly putting it on every girl that I knew at a wedding. Their face when they found out about the ink on their dress was priceless.

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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:33 PM).
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Quote originally posted by CarcharOdin:
This one simply takes the cake:

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I am a system administrator, but at times, when I'm feeling benevolent, I assist technically challenged users. I was speaking with one of the network analysts while enjoying a cup of latte, when a woman from the Health Services department frantically rushed over to us. We told her to call the help desk, which is what she is supposed to do first, and then her problem would probably be assigned to one of us. She couldn't wait, though -- you know that scenario. She needed to copy a document to a disk immediately, but her disk drive was "broken." She was flailing her arms with the diskette in her hand saying, "I keep trying to put the diskette in, but it won't go in. The disk drive is broken!"

The analyst and I looked at each other, then followed her to her computer. We stood next to her as she repeated her story. At the same time, she was unsuccessfully attempting to shove her diskette into the drive...with the disk upside down.

I told her that there wasn't anything wrong with her drive. I said her computer was upside down.
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One night there was a thunderstorm in the area, and one customer, notorious among the tech support crowd, called:

Customer: "Did you know about the thunderstorm? I heard that I should unplug my computer. Should I do that?"
Tech Support: "In most cases, yes, it is best to at least unplug your phone line. Lightning sometimes causes power surges that can damage your modem."
Customer: "Can it damage other things as well...like the phone?"
Tech Support: "I've never heard of that happening before, but it is a possibility."
Customer: "So do you think that I should unplug the phone from my computer and from all the phones as well?"
Tech Support: (frustrated) "Couldn't hurt."
Customer: "So when can I plug them all back in?"
Tech Support: (really annoyed now) "When the storm is over."
Customer: "How will I know when it's safe, though?"
My face lit up like a Christmas tree, and it was all I could do to keep myself breathing evenly.

Tech Support: "I will call you."
Customer: "Ok! Thank you!"
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:34 PM).
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Not computer-related, but pertains to electronics.
Christmas morning a few years ago. My mother was looking at her new iPod Touch. My sister and her fiance were showing her features it has. Something they said caught her attention, and she loudly exclaimed, "iPods play music?"

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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:37 PM).
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Quote originally posted by ⊗Slenderman⊗:
Fake blood is fun for messing with people, too. Makes me wish I were to have the guts to put it on my arm and pretend that I had cut myself, to freak out my parents. So long as I wouldn't go overboard with the blood, I think they'd believe me.
I didn't plan on this, but I really freaked a person out once with something that kinda looked like blood.

It was during PE in middle school. A old friend of mine was about to get into a fight with another kid in our class. We weren't friends anymore but figured that I should at least try to stop him from getting his ass kicked. Anyway, I split them both up, teacher was called over and they were forced to talk it out. About 20 minutes later, the other person walks right up to me and punches me right in the stomach, making me spit out the candy I'd just put in my mouth. A cherry fizzy candy.

When he punched me, I'd spat out the cherry fizzy stuff. He looks down, see's red on his shirt, red on my lips, and immediately starts freaking out. He's screaming "Oh **** **** **** ****!" for about 20 seconds before the teacher shows up.
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Quote originally posted by Team Fail:
This one simply takes the cake:

Quote:
I am a system administrator, but at times, when I'm feeling benevolent, I assist technically challenged users. I was speaking with one of the network analysts while enjoying a cup of latte, when a woman from the Health Services department frantically rushed over to us. We told her to call the help desk, which is what she is supposed to do first, and then her problem would probably be assigned to one of us. She couldn't wait, though -- you know that scenario. She needed to copy a document to a disk immediately, but her disk drive was "broken." She was flailing her arms with the diskette in her hand saying, "I keep trying to put the diskette in, but it won't go in. The disk drive is broken!"

The analyst and I looked at each other, then followed her to her computer. We stood next to her as she repeated her story. At the same time, she was unsuccessfully attempting to shove her diskette into the drive...with the disk upside down.

I told her that there wasn't anything wrong with her drive. I said her computer was upside down.

...OH MY GAAAAAWWWWWDDDDD!!!!!!!

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Edit: oh god hahahaha

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Customer: "Did you know about the thunderstorm? I heard that I should unplug my computer. Should I do that?"
Tech Support: "In most cases, yes, it is best to at least unplug your phone line. Lightning sometimes causes power surges that can damage your modem."
Customer: "Can it damage other things as well...like the phone?"
Tech Support: "I've never heard of that happening before, but it is a possibility."
Customer: "So do you think that I should unplug the phone from my computer and from all the phones as well?"
Tech Support: (frustrated) "Couldn't hurt."
Customer: "So when can I plug them all back in?"
Tech Support: (really annoyed now) "When the storm is over."
Customer: "How will I know when it's safe, though?"
My face lit up like a Christmas tree, and it was all I could do to keep myself breathing evenly.

Tech Support: "I will call you."
Customer: "Ok! Thank you!"
Okay, that one was awesome. XD
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Old February 12th, 2013 (07:42 PM).
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That sounds hilarious haha.
How long did it take him to realize that it wasn't blood?

I have assisted other people in scaring others with fake blood, but I don't think I myself have ever tried it. :? I've freaked people out by sticking safety pins into my fingers, though. c: It's quite fun.
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Quote originally posted by ⊗Slenderman⊗:
That sounds hilarious haha.
How long did it take him to realize that it wasn't blood?
A couple of minutes. I was to busy laughing to actually tell him, so I just grabbed a couple more candies and threw them at him.
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