~Soda Machine~

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You get funky green shades.

I insert pills into the machine.

[LilJz1234]

You get Dr.Mario.

I insert Susan Storm into the vending machine.

[Evanlyn]

You get Johnny!

I insert a bomb into the machine.

[The Noob Hacker]

You receive an active bomb. You have three seconds.

I insert an unladen swallow into the wondrous device.

[Evanlyn]

You get a coconut.

I insert a banana.

[Rodriguezjames55]

get a Bandana
in goes a meme

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

You get an E-mail. You open it and hear a very VERY loud noise, "OBJECTION!"

I insert a car into the soda machine.

[Wind Heart]

And you've got motorcycle!
I insert a Caterpie...

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

You get a Butterfree.

On goes my Pepsi.

[Tackle]

You've got a Coke! =P

I inserted a Soda Machine into a Soda Machine. xD

[Chaos Fork]

You get a time loop that goes on for infinity, leading to the destruction of earth
In goes me!

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes dynamite.

In goes a siren...

[LilJz1234]

Out comes Ariel.

I insert water into the vending machine.

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

You get a water gun.

In goes Ema's (Ema's the girl in my theme.) glasses...

[Chaos Fork]

Out comes professor Farnsworth's glasses
In goes everything ever known and unknown

[LilJz1234]

Out comes MissingNo.

I insert Lil Wayne into the soda machine.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Out comes Shaun Micallef.

In goes a pack of nails...

[LilJz1234]

Out comes a free coupon for manicure.

I insert Black WarGreymon into the soda machine.

[The Noob Hacker]

You get White PeaceRednom.

I insert sandvich into the soda machine.

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You get a voice mail "NEED A DISPENSA HERE!"

I insert this keyboard into the machine.

[LilJz1234]

You get a inbred baby of a keyboard machine.

I insert Snorlax into the vending machine... somehow..

[Wind Heart]

You've got Munchlax!
So, when I insert a smartphone...

[The Noob Hacker]

You get a telegraph.

I insert a larger soda machine into the soda machine.

[Tackle]

Out comes a Time Hole. xD

Inserted some laptops. =D

[Ultimate PKMN Trainer Red]

Out comes windows symbols.

I insert Tackle into the vending machine.