1000 uses of a baseball bat

[Chaos Fork]

Note: this is now 500 uses

My first thread!! Yay
I just came up with this right now.
Anyway, the rules are as follows:
Think of a use of a baseball bat that hasn't been said yet.
I'll start
1: hitting all kinds of balls

[TheFattestSnorlax]

2: Using it as a weapon to injure people with

[darkpokeball]

3.
Putting it between your legs and pretending it's a horse.

[SilverStilletto]

4. As the hammer in an impromptu game of makeshift whack-a-mole.

[synerjee]

5) Use it as a walking stick.

[The Corrupt Plague]

6. For finishing off whatever you just tried to kill. Got to make sure that the target is really dead!

[Evanlyn]

7: As a substitute golf club

[SNOR(es)LAX]

8) A equipment used in cosplays.

[Tackle]

9) A weapon for protection. =3

[darkpokeball]

10. You can use it as a hammer
11. You can smash it with a hammer to relieve stress
12. Burn it for warmth.

[synerjee]

13) Hit a piñata with it. xD

[darkpokeball]

14. As a prop for plays and musicals.

[Limanya]

15. Hollow it out, fill it with beads, close it, MARACAS

[The_Consumer]

16. Using it as a rolling pin to bake cakes, and even smacking people with it, whilst pretending it is a rolling pin.

[darkpokeball]

17. As a model to test out your new "Clothing For Baseball Bats"
18. Something that you can take pictures of when your camera is collecting too much dust