Pokémon Derpizard

[karatekid552]

POKéMON DERPIZARD

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Before you dismiss this hack as stupid or not worthy of your time, I would like to let you know, this is what I would like to call a "comedy" hack. This hack isn't meant to have a nice unique storyline or loveable charactors. It is meant for someone to be able to come home to after a long day and be able to sit down and laugh a bit at the sheer stupidity involved in the making of this hack.

The idea for POKéMON DERPIZARD was formed during an IRC conversation over at RHO. Basically, we were all throwing around the funny looking sprties that went into the Japensese RED and GREEN versions when the sprite for Charizard came up.




This image looked so derpy to us that Clacla named it DERPIZARD and I decided it needed a hack of its own. The origional conversation can be found here:

<shinyquagsire> lol, the japenese R/G mew looks so weird.
<shinyquagsire> http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/3/38/Spr_1g_151.png
<Clacla> lol
<Karatekid552> right? I always loved the mewtwo one too.
<Clacla> it looks like a result of incest or something
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<Bela> lol ew
<Bela> that mew
<Bela> incest isn't enough to spawn such deformity
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• ChanServ sets mode #romhacking +o melody
<Clacla> lmao
<Slasher> roses i got my fiancee http://i.imgur.com/5xYFXiU.jpg
<Clacla> incest+crack+dumpster birth
<Clacla> = that mew
<Karatekid552> how about golbat? http://smogon.com/download/sprites/rb/42.png
<Karatekid552> that thing is enough to scare any child
<Clacla> why is its tongue so long
<Karatekid552> why were gen I sprites so ugly???
<Karatekid552> especially the back ones
<Slasher> cos it was gen 1
<Slasher> and 1995
<Slasher> lol
<Bela> lol
<MrAPT1> http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...BooGhostly.png
(at fc00.deviantart.net)
<Clacla> look at gen 1 charmeleon back
<Karatekid552> it's just not the same out of grayscale..
<Karatekid552> Clacla: all
I can find is a bunch of random pixel images, where is this
charmeleon back you speak of?:p
<Bela> oh my I remember that
<Clacla> http://pldh.net/media/pokemon/gen1/redblue_back/005.png
<Karatekid552> I know, I was joking. Charamander was my starter and I wish I never let it evolve
into... that thing..
<Clacla> lmao
<Clacla> i just pressed b until level 35
<Karatekid552> I wish...
<Clacla> i only had to put up with one level of it
<Clacla> but sprite of the year award goes to
<Clacla> http://pldh.net/media/pokemon/gen1/green/006.png
<Clacla> derpizard
<Karatekid552> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHIAHAHAHAHAH
<Clacla> pokemon green's charizard
<Karatekid552> it's even facing the wrong way, lol
<Clacla> it is by far my favorite gen 1 sprite
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<Karatekid552> derpizard... I like that
<Clacla> feel free to use that xD
<Karatekid552> I'm going to make a hack around that....
<Karatekid552> THE ULTIMATE POKEMON!
<Bela> lol
<Karatekid552> DERPIZARD!
<Clacla> lmao
<Bela> u silly :p
<Clacla> give it splash and growl
<Karatekid552> you think I'm joking;p
<Karatekid552> Clacla: you are a genius
<Bela> you think I think you're kidding by saying you're silly to do it :p
<shinyquagsire> I think that you think that we'll think that you're thinking of doing it.
<Clacla> but at lvl 100 let it learn sacred fire
<Clacla> or even better
<Clacla> explosion
<Karatekid552> and you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that
shinyquagsire is right.
<Clacla> make it so you cant catch any pokemon
<Karatekid552> that would be awful...
<Karatekid552> :D
<Clacla> so you only get derpizard
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• ChanServ sets mode #romhacking +o melody
<Clacla> remove all grass from the game xD
<Clacla> and leave the water
<Clacla> but no surf or fishing
<MrAPT1> I actually like fetus mew
<MrAPT1> sue me
<Clacla> k
<Karatekid552> all Pokemon encountered are depizard....
<Clacla> http://able2know.org/topic/205121
<Bela> karatekid: I don't think so
<Clacla> yes
<Bela> ;P
<Clacla> do it
<Clacla> i will support the hell out of that hack
<Bela> yeah do it
<Karatekid552> okay
<Clacla> im going to make an amazing banner
<Karatekid552> I hack gen 3, so.... do we want to upscale or am I going to learn how to hack gen 1?
<Clacla> keep it gen 3
<Clacla> pokemon ruby
<Karatekid552> my fav
<Clacla> derpizard will fit in
<Karatekid552> should I resize the sprite or leave it
<Clacla> leave it so people can appriciate it
<Karatekid552> this is going to be amazing
<Clacla> i know
<Bela> are you gonna make an overworld sprite for it
<Karatekid552> I'm going to need to give it a real move set...
<Clacla> replace every ow with derpizard
<Karatekid552> cause it will be hard to get somewhere with slash
<Clacla> mhm
<Karatekid552> splash**
<Clacla> ok lvl 1 let it learn water gun
<Clacla> level 7 confusion
<Clacla> level 15 splash
<MrAPT1> level 99 let it learn rock slide
<Karatekid552> hahah
<Clacla> level 21 spore
<Karatekid552> damn auto correct
<Clacla> lol
<Clacla> level 100 evolve to magicarp
<Karatekid552> omg!!!
<Bela> is it going to be like
<Clacla> just to screw cheaters
<Karatekid552> so everything shall be derpizard
<Karatekid552> everything
<Clacla> yes
<Bela> a revamp or the original
<Clacla> every ow and sprite
<Clacla> the original
<Karatekid552> all wild Pokemon, trainers, and Pokemon
<Clacla> yes
<Karatekid552> majikarp
<Clacla> yes
<Bela> acully is dolan
<Clacla> only one
<Clacla> so a battle would be
<Karatekid552> at level 100
<Clacla> Derpizard sent out Derpizard! Go Derpizard!
<Karatekid552> personally, this will be really easy
<Karatekid552> I just have to make one, and point everything to that one
<Karatekid552> can you do OW's? I'm not good with them
<Clacla> Derpizard used Splash on Derpizard! It Was Super Effective! Derpizard took 0
damage
<Clacla> i have an idea for the ow
<Clacla> ows are what size?
<Karatekid552> I have to go.... I have break next week so I'm going to make then. hit me up

If anyone wants part of this coversation removed, it can be, just let me know.

So, I spent the next week drawing DERPIZARD fishing and swimming and biking. I replaced every single in game sprite with his beautiful face and finally, POKéMON DERPIZARD was as finished as I could make it. It looks goofy, but it should be quite interesting and very laughable to play. I hope everyone enjoys playing it as much as I did making it.


Features:

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Basically, it is the same thing as Ruby, just every single mention of POKéMON has been replaced with DERPIZARD. From overworlds, to sprites, to just plain text, everything was replaced.

Also, from what I hear, this is the first hack in which the flying animation has been changed.:D (If it isn't just let me know.)



Screenshots:

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On a final note, I have taken this hack as far as I can possibly take it with my current artistic ability. If someone else would like to improve it, be my guest. Just send me a pm with some of your work.

Things I would like to implement, but just don't have the skill for:

Spoiler:

Acro bike wheelie over worlds
New Tiles
Higher quality copyright and titlescreens
An animated player backsprite

Credits:

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shinyquagsire- For telling me I wouldn't ever do this
Bela- For calling the project silly:D
Clacla- For supporting this hack from the very beginning and filling my head full of wonderful ideas, as well as doing the CSS on this page.
JOSHR_691, Torndragon, and Treedog777- for their custom Charizards in the intro video.

Finally, anyone who has ever posted on PC and RHO or created a GBA hacking tool. I have read thousands of posts in my short time here and used almost every single tool in the book and I have learned a ton from everyone around me. The list of thank yous is far too long and I would end up forgetting too many people. So if you ever posted any hacking information, I learned it from you.:D



Now for the best part!
DOWNLOAD:

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Most Current:

Pokémon Derpizard v.1.1.ips

Pokémon Derpizard v. 1.1.aps

Pokémon Derpizard v. 1.1.ups


Oldies:

Spoiler:

Pokemon Derpizard v.1.0.aps

Pokemon Derpizard v.1.0.ips

Pokemon Derpizard v.1.0.ups

This Hack is based on Pokémon Ruby (AXVE)

-Change Log-

Spoiler:

V.1.1:
-Fixed Nurse Joy Bug
-Added New Nurse Joy Derpizard OW frame! (Looks awesomely Derpy!!!)
-Fixed several OWs that showed up incorrectly on water.

V.1.0 (first release):
-All OWs swapped out for Derpizard
-All sprites swapped out for Derpizard
-All Pokémon names changed to Derpizard
-EVERYTHING IS DERPIZARD!:p

Support:

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This may be a comedy hack, but it still needs some love! So please add a little derp to your signature and show off the fact that you had a fun time!

I will try to get some smaller userbars, but for right now all I've got is this funny lookin' one:D.




Known bugs:

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-Don't heal the PokéCenters! There is a missing animation pointer for Nurse Joy that will result in your game freezing. I will fix this ASAP. -Courtesy of Agastya- Fixed v1.1

-I ended up having to remove every single mention of other pokemon from the game with A-Text, so there is a likely hood of there being some text problems.

If you notice anything else, just let me know and I'll fix it.

[Pinkish Purple]

Lol, this is so cool I am definitely trying it out.

[Hacker Bisharp]

This seems a very funny hack, congrats Also, i like very much your videos on youtube xD

[knightangelx]

Lol....my only question is....is it the only team we can have?like 6 derpizards?

[karatekid552]

Originally Posted by knightangelx

Lol....my only question is....is it the only team we can have?like 6 derpizards?

Yes, but I didn't touch most moves or stats, so it will feel unique, but look like bogus:p. Also, there is one other Pokémon..... but I'm not telling! If you read enough, you might begin to realize what happens when you top off you starter's levels. I have told a few people in a conversation what happens, but you will just have to figure it out:D.

Originally Posted by Hacker Bisharp

This seems a very funny hack, congrats Also, i like very much your videos on youtube xD

Thanks, I like my videos too:p. by the way, thekaratekid552 is my hacking youtube account. My regular one is just karatekid552, it doesn't have as many videos, just a few from a karate tournament, just in case you wanted to check it out.

The funny part is what I was going for, lol, I'm glad it was achieved!

[Spherical Ice]

You should make a second version and call it Pokémon Stealth Rock.

[karatekid552]

Originally Posted by Spherical Ice

You should make a second version and call it Pokémon Stealth Rock.

Lol, I am actually contemplating making a serious prequel about how everyone became Derpizards. Could prove quite interesting.

[Tackle]

This is an interesting hack, everything become Char oh Derpizard. xD
Just looking screenshots can make me laugh, I might non-stop laugh if I play this! xD

This is very funny, good luck. c;

[hackstar]

yuck!!!!! what is this!!!!!! disgusting sprites!!!!!! who will like this?

[karatekid552]

Originally Posted by hackstar

yuck!!!!! what is this!!!!!! disgusting sprites!!!!!! who will like this?

How old are you? That is the sprite from Pokémon Green.... From the '90's. it is supposed to be that way....... I thought about upscaling it, but it is just so much better this way. If you notice, it is a funny hack....

If this comment is from what is leftover from our discussion on my OW tutorial where I refused to do the hard work for you, then you need to grow up. So far, I don't particularly like you, I like most people on here, just because of the way you decide to treat me and my hard work. The next time I see a comment like this, on any of my work, or someone else's, I plan on reporting you. I am a patient man, but you are pushing it.

[kj3400]

My god. I don't play a lot of hacks, but I.....I might have to play this one XD

It would be more hilarious, I think, if Derpizard was surfing on a Derpizard, and riding a Derpizard shaped bike.

[karatekid552]

Originally Posted by kj3400

My god. I don't play a lot of hacks, but I.....I might have to play this one XD

It would be more hilarious, I think, if Derpizard was surfing on a Derpizard, and riding a Derpizard shaped bike.

I thought about surfing on derpizard, but I just couldn't make it look right. If anyone wants to, be my guest.

[hackstar]

there is nothing changes in beta 1 only the sprites and ow... then why you then release this hack without main event? and what just i played seriously this is no funny hack . so add more pokemon,to make funny...and i guess you can make it for...

[Aryan143]

Wow this is a completely funny hack. Derpizards all where

[hackstar]

this is no funny


Okay karatekid,you can recolour the font and back sprites.They simply look bad....

[tajaros]

Originally Posted by hackstar

this is no funny


Okay karatekid,you can recolour the font and back sprites.They simply look bad....

???

It's because that they are from Pokemon Green. Well I guess that's the humor of it all are charizards and it's supposed to be like that and it's the creator's decision whether he's gonna redo those or not.

Actually your post won't sound that mean if it wasn't for your grammar.

[robin22gongon]

Originally Posted by hackstar

this is no funny


Okay karatekid,you can recolour the font and back sprites.They simply look bad....

How do you suppose to recolor the font? Do you have the palette offset for the font? If you know please tell me because I want to make the shadowing of my letters darker.

[karatekid552]

Originally Posted by robin22gongon

How do you suppose to recolor the font? Do you have the palette offset for the font? If you know please tell me because I want to make the shadowing of my letters darker.

He meant front, but was too lazy to check his grammar, just like he didn't read the top post in which I explained what was going on.

However, I will help you find the font palette if you wish.

[robin22gongon]

Originally Posted by karatekid552

He meant front, but was too lazy to check his grammar, just like he didn't read the top post in which I explained what was going on.

However, I will help you find the font palette if you wish.

Okay thanks, please help me.

[PEDRO12]

Lool, so Clacla just linked me here. I don't even know what to say. This is so funny I can't stop laughing lmao. Good job!

[karatekid552]

Originally Posted by PEDRO12

Lool, so Clacla just linked me here. I don't even know what to say. This is so funny I can't stop laughing lmao. Good job!

Thanks, I'm glad everyone finds it as funny as I did:p. Clacla and I are definitely making a prequel that will take us up to and past the time period in which this takes place. The plot is going to be quite out there and crazy:D, keep your eyes peeled, haha!

[Reb0rn]

Originally Posted by hackstar

there is nothing changes in beta 1 only the sprites and ow... then why you then release this hack without main event? and what just i played seriously this is no funny hack . so add more pokemon,to make funny...and i guess you can make it for...

I just have to: "Every party needs a pooper. That's why they invited you."

But anyways, karatekid: I really like this. I chose charmander in green, only to start a new game when I saw how ugly it was when it evolved...I went with squirtle instead. Still playing this though.

[karatekid552]

Originally Posted by Reb0rn

I just have to: "Every party needs a pooper. That's why they invited you."

But anyways, karatekid: I really like this. I chose charmander in green, only to start a new game when I saw how ugly it was when it evolved...I went with squirtle instead. Still playing this though.

Gen I sprites were ugly in general:p. I personally loathed Chameleons back sprite, haha. I'm glad you like it, I can't wait to make the prequel.:D

[hackstar]

karatekid,are you planning to release alpha 2?or pherhaps did you change your mind ?

[karatekid552]

Originally Posted by hackstar

karatekid,are you planning to release alpha 2?or pherhaps did you change your mind ?

Here:

Originally Posted by karatekid552

On a final note, I have taken this hack as far as I can possibly take it with my current artistic ability. If someone else would like to improve it, be my guest. Just send me a pm with some of your work.

This is not a beta or an alpha version. This is a full release v1.0. If someone comes along and wants to help out, then we move on.