3) Onix and Steelix, these two really shouldn't be related they need a new evolution and pre-evolution with their types minus the Ground also lower Steelix's stats to Onix's or raise Onix's to Steelix's
Should Beauty ever be my best feature I would simply die
According to Bulbapedia, this thing measures at 4 foot 11. WTH? that's almost as big as I am.
(I know it's probably length, but that's still longer than I'd expect it to be, all "that's what she said" jokes aside)......
WHAT?! How is this thing not taller than 2m? It's 1.7m tall. That's a little shorter than me. What magical power (known as Sugimori in other dimensions) prevents it from being like, 2.5m? IT'S A MAJESTIC FIRE DRAGON. It shouldn't be shorter than most adult men.
Okay, so an 11-year old kid could still be TALLER than his TYPHLOSION while BENDING DOWN?! How on earth is this possible?!
Not only this, but Charizard, who was helpfully mentioned by Taichiwind, is the same height as Typhlosion! This either implies that Jimmy has a very serious growth spurt, or Fire-Types are midgets! /offensive
Name 5 Pokémon that learn ridiculous moves for what it's supposed to do.
1) Pikachu, you can obtain a pikachu that knows surf or fly... Yep surf or fly how does it surf you ask? On a surf board. How does it fly you ask? With a balloon.
I think now you don't need to goto an event to get a pikachu like chat I think you can just teach it to them...
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