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Old January 11th, 2004 (06:09 PM).
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HEY NOW!!

I know you've all heard some funny quotes in your life, now here you can share em...just make sure it isn't too vulgar your sexuality innapropriate (hehe). It doesn't matter if you made it up or not as long as it causes a chuckle...

I'll start with one

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes."

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hmm... i actually see a lot of depth in that one... not "funny" to me but who knows ;
Basically "Before you judge someone, get into the situation of the person" pretty much (but that's not all of it... the other part of it I don't know how to explain"

Hmm... I don't have any quotes, but certainly something funny to share especially for all of you living in Denver.

"It is unlawful and considered illegal to lend your vacuum clearners to your next door neighbor in Denver."

Don't lend vacuum cleaners to anyone... you never know when the police will come up to your door and gives you a fine for it...
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Old January 11th, 2004 (06:16 PM).
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heh, thas funny...

"Sometimes, I wake up grouchy. Other times I just let her sleep."

get it? HA!

oh well...

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"Why suffer when I can let you suffer" Rita Brayton, Tan House Room 311... Lol okay it wasnt that funny... STOP LAUGHING
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Old January 11th, 2004 (06:25 PM).
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Shortest War:

The shortest war on record was fought between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

Not quotes again... but something laughable...
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Old January 11th, 2004 (06:30 PM). Edited January 11th, 2004 by ウインディ.
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Quote originally posted by Dakota:
"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away from them, and you'll have their shoes."
*DIES LAUGHING* That is funny Dakota, I dont see where you can come up with this stuff.
Ill think of one and post it. *Thinks hard and gets a headache and a bloody nose* I got one "One that thinks hard and gets a headache and a bloody nose" OK that sucks. XD
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errr... what's with the censors? =/

Hmm... Arcanine you're from Georgia? Hope you'll like this one then...

"No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday." ~laws in Georgia

So Arcanine... you ever got fined by that yet? ;
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Quote originally posted by frostweaver:
errr... what's with the censors? =/

Hmm... Arcanine you're from Georgia? Hope you'll like this one then...

"No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday." ~laws in Georgia

So Arcanine... you ever got fined by that yet? ;

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As you wish...

"Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. "

surprisingly, there are a LOT of "dirty laws" written by the government =/ (especially with how to and when...). What are the politicians thinking... must be an all men parliament.
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Quote originally posted by frostweaver:
errr... what's with the censors? =/

Hmm... Arcanine you're from Georgia? Hope you'll like this one then...

"No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday." ~laws in Georgia

So Arcanine... you ever got fined by that yet? ;
Whats with the word b.l.o.o.d.y? Thats not something that needs to be on the censors. :\
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Georgia but I have lived here all my life, and yea I did get fined for having an ice cream cone in my back pocket on Sunday. It was kind of wet. XD
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Old January 11th, 2004 (06:46 PM). Edited January 11th, 2004 by Kairi.
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Quote originally posted by Arcanine:
Whats with the word b.l.o.o.d.y? Thats not something that needs to be on the censors. :\
I was not born in
Georgia but I have lived here all my life, and yea I did get fined for having an ice cream cone in my back pocket on Sunday. It was kind of wet. XD
"If flames is comming out of your mouth then get some water" XD
Its fixed now. Theres a bunch of weird ones in there. O.o;;
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must be from all of those crazy "censor crisis" back then x_x

I thought I was a perfectly good citizen who has done a single thing against the law... hmm... guess that I'm actually an evil evil person because "Citizens may not publicly remove bandages" So let me see... how many times should I be fined? 20? =(
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frostweaver-sir where are you getting this?? Sorry lol I'm nosey.
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Frostweaver, did you get all those law things from dumblaws.com? I love that site. XD

I'd have some to share that I find funny, but I doubt any of you guys would get it since they're inside jokes between people I know. >.>
Well, reading the ones people put here are fun enough though. :3
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if he is getting this from memory I'll be very impressed...

but if he's not I'll hate him with every fiber of my being...

(hehe, j/k)

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it's just one of my many strange hobbies... Instead of watching TV I waste my time reading writer quotes, reading Devil Dictionary, and searching through 'fun useless facts' including these law stuff... hop on to Google and just type in "dumb law (place)" and you'll probably find some stuff

and now something for Soph (it's an actual quote this time ; )

"In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime."
~Phyllis McGinley.

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-dumblaw is one of the site... it's pretty good but not enough in amount at times

-quotes from my memories are never hilarious ones... I usually remember the philosopical ones only
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"Time is never present, it is always past and future*
~Me

That is my only original quote that ever got recognition on www.Ephilosopher.com, they ripped it up and said I was intellectual...aww shucks...

but for some funny ones that I hope are good

"Dolphins are extremely intelligent. Within days of being captured, they can train humans to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish at them."

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Quote originally posted by Dakota:
"Time is never present, it is always past and future*
~Me

That is my only original quote that ever got recognition on www.Ephilosopher.com, they ripped it up and said I was intellectual...aww shucks...

but for some funny ones that I hope are good

"Dolphins are extremely intelligent. Within days of being captured, they can train humans to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish at them."

BOO ya!
Oh ya Dakota..
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Quote originally posted by Dakota:
"Time is never present, it is always past and future*
~Me

That is my only original quote that ever got recognition on www.Ephilosopher.com, they ripped it up and said I was intellectual...aww shucks...

but for some funny ones that I hope are good

"Dolphins are extremely intelligent. Within days of being captured, they can train humans to stand at the edge of a pool and throw fish at them."

BOO ya!
Oh my goodness! You wrote that? Oh! I quoted that in one of my writings before! Awww... ok... let's see guess one more slot for my smartest member vote is taken up now ^_________^

Lol! Oh... lovely quote Dakota. Did you write the dolphin one as well? Great humor as it's a complete mockup of dramatic irony
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"You Poor People, Thats Brad Pitt" Said Kayleigh.

lol DAKOTA is BRAD PITT
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LOL Dizzy that's too funny Dakota's new identity *Brad Pitt*
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LOL, I remeber that, some people actually thought I looked like that...fr-r-r-reaky...

"There are 3 kinds of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't."

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and Dakota goes into those who cannot count
Then again... I am too... i clicked that signature link to come to number matching game, and they insulted my intelligence and says that I need to cooldown for a second for the sake of my sanity... x_x

http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/
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-comments written in the above link may or may not offend your personal beliefs regarding a political matter (but very funny in the way they are telling us this matter, certainly worth reading imho)
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I always love saying this: "Expecting the world to treat you fairly, because you are a good person, is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you, because you are a vegetarian."

Everyone laughed at me when I said this once, "You don't truely learn to swear at people until you learn how to drive."

You'll quickly learn how true that is later in life.
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