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Old June 30th, 2005 (06:16 PM).
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I just thought this would be some nice fun. I wanted to make a "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer" thread, but there is already on. So this one will work nicely.

How this thing works is you pretend you've walked up to a girl/boy, and you're about to ask him/her out. Now as the name implies, you pretend you don't know the girl/guy at all, and you say and/or do something you wouldn't want to say and/or do to ask the girl/guy out.

Please keep this as...um...undirty as possible!

Have fun!
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Old June 30th, 2005 (06:44 PM).
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Uhhhh. Did you get them fixed?
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Old July 1st, 2005 (01:16 PM).
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*walks up to girl* You REALLY know how to grow those, don't ya?
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Old July 1st, 2005 (01:17 PM).
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Erm..Do you have mirrors in your pants 'cause I can see me in 'em?
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Old July 1st, 2005 (01:22 PM).
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~You're the ugliest girl I've ever seen! You're a man!? Oops, sorry...

~You're not the best lookin' girl, but I can't do any better than you. The hot girls won't take me.
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Old July 1st, 2005 (01:28 PM).
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*Walks up to a girl* I love you..

^ 50% chance to not get a date or maybe you will..LoL..
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Old July 1st, 2005 (01:32 PM).
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(70% chance to get slapped. XD)

*throws his gun on a bartable* *turns to girl* Want to polish my gun, if you know what I mean?
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Old July 1st, 2005 (01:53 PM).
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Sorry if this is a bit dirty lol..Not to much though..

"Hey have i seen you in a porno? Do you wana go out sometime?"
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Old July 1st, 2005 (02:48 PM).
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Quote originally posted by Raichu Master:
*walks up to girl* You REALLY know how to grow those, don't ya?
*smacks all the way to next year* j/k

My butt itches.
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Old July 1st, 2005 (04:50 PM).
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Have you had plastic surgery?
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Old July 1st, 2005 (04:59 PM).
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Man, that was seriously dirty to say, and 100% you'd get kicked or slapped. XD
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Old July 1st, 2005 (05:05 PM). Edited July 1st, 2005 by Raichu Master.
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(I meant dirty dirty as in...stuff you can't say on PC. XD)

I don't mind you, even though your a sl*t.
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Old July 1st, 2005 (05:16 PM).
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MAN: Did it hurt?
WOMAN: What?
MAN: When you fell from heaven?
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MAN: Want to go somewhere?
WOMAN: Sure. You go to your house and I'll go to mine.
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Are you tired? You must be since you've been running around my mind...
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Was your father a thief? He must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
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I will not leave until I get seven...seven digits that is!

Just to name a few...but these are more like pick-up lines...but the end result may be the same thing.
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Old July 1st, 2005 (05:26 PM).
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All of them are pick-up lines. Actually...those are really good...why haven't I used any of them before!? I'm such an inconsiderate person! XD

Hi, I'm a jerk. What are you?
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HA! Did you hit ever branch on the ugly tree?
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Old July 1st, 2005 (05:38 PM).
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Alot of people think your ugly, terrifying even! But I have my beer goggles on, what do I care if your butt ugly?
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Old July 1st, 2005 (05:38 PM).
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Hey, baby, whats your sign?
Heaven must be missing some angels..
Is that a bottle, or are you happy to see me?

XD I hope I dont get in trouble for that last one
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Old July 1st, 2005 (05:42 PM).
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How old did you say you were?

Like it? Love it? I bet you want some more of it!
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Old July 1st, 2005 (05:44 PM).
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Hubba hubba hubba........
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Old July 1st, 2005 (07:25 PM).
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*drools* uhhhh *drools*................
I am what? You are what? YOU HAVE WHAT? Lets go!
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Old July 1st, 2005 (07:30 PM).
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Lol this one is pretty bad..You'll get kicked in the nuts.
"Hey baby im 6 inches."
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Old July 2nd, 2005 (04:55 AM).
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"Whazup homie?!"
That so never works!
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Old July 2nd, 2005 (05:38 AM).
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'I have a butt-ache. Wanna massage it for me?' XD
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Old July 2nd, 2005 (05:40 AM).
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I have a hole in my pants. Look down at your own risk.
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Old July 2nd, 2005 (08:07 AM).
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What did your right leg say to the left? We don't know they never met!
hope i don't get in trouble for dat.
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