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Old July 7th, 2005 (04:17 PM).
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This general idea-- a poem for each letter of the alphabet that describes a certain sue-- can be credited to Irony-chan of fanfiction.net. Yes, I am in correspondence with her. If she at any point objects to this, I will immediately take it down. The rhymes themselves, I assure you, are entirely mine and any correspondance with her rhymes is purely by chance/subconcious.

That said, the posting of this has nothing to do with any arguments I've had over the past 12 hours. The completion of this with Billy's post is pure coincedence, and I sincerely apologize for any hurt feelings. I'm not a cruel person, I promise. I just take writing very seriously and happen to be over-opinionated.

That said, please do enjoy. It was fun to write, and it's to laugh at so go ahead and do .

And do point out any errors

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A is for Ash
Who ten years from now
Will be buff and handsome
(Please dont ask how)
And whether Misty or May
We know for sure
Its his daughters turn now
For journeys galore

B is for Blaze
A charmander of legends
But hes not one lizard
Hes more like seven
Or several hundred
It must be confusing
To be battling another
Which Blaze is losing?


C is for Clare
Who was walking one day
When an injured pokemon
Happened her way
She was elated at the very thought
Of having this pokemon without having fought
She ran it to the center, heedless of care
And had her license revoked when she arrived there

D is for Dana
A very strange trainer
Unlike the others
Everyone hates her
She runs away to change her fate
Along with a pokemon
(And without certification)
This painful girl will plague the nation

E is for Eevee
Whos sick of this land
Theyre sick of always being
At a sues right hand
When they come out
And see readers shudder
They could only wish theyd
Been born another

F is for Flora
A Rocket-made morph on the run
Whose name magically fits her sunflora blood
Shell win over Rockets, doing her best
Shell be loved by some people
Hated by the rest
Page after page, breath after breath
This fic will go on until the authors death

G is for Geoff
Who finds it quite funny
That he can shove in his backpack
A years worth of money
Some CDs, some scissors
The kitchen sink, too
I guess a U-Haul
Is coming with you

H is for Hannah
And she cant keep quiet
An abusive trainer
Makes her riot
All this righteous talking
Bout what not to do
Might make the reader
Want to run to the loo

I is for Inari
A new trainer, is she
Like, totally kawaii!
Its a cross-culture spree
Complete with Konbonwa
And even a Hai
Hopefully, next
Shell learn goodbye

J is for Judy
Who knows she is great
Her fics are amazing
Out of five? An eight!
But when she uploads
Her latest Sue
Shell be starting a war
After the first review

K is for Koby
The poor central guy
In one of those parodies
That burn out the eyes
No spelling or grammar
A poorly planned plight
Even satire has boundaries
Please, know how to fight

L is for Lena
Her starter, its true
Was none other than
You guessed itmew!
With her fire-red eyes
Hair silver like a rhino
Its weird to think
That the girl is albino

M is for Mew
Who begs you, please
Leave me to slumber
Do leave me at ease!
Im not someones pet
Nor a happy little toy
With legendary powers
Im built to destroy

N is for Nick
Who proudly destroys
Every bit of canon
He refuses to employ
Latios roams the streets
Dexter wont be quiet
And as the pokemon talk
Reviewers riot

O is for Oliver
Who started out late
Yes, some years have passed
Hes now twenty-eight
The professor looks on
With a pitiful hunger
He has no idea
Hell lose to those younger

P is for Pansy
With a flip of her hair
She has the guys drooling
And the author doesnt care
Shell prance around
An all her glory
This is, please remeber
A pokemon story

Q is for Quagsire
Who too has a complaint
Hes being wrote off
And is frankly ashamed
Hes a fine, good pokemon
Whos immune to spark
Can everyone please stop
Leaving him in the dark?

R is for Ruby
The girl, not the game
Though according to her title,
Theyre on in the same
She has her own chronicle
Many times over
And is forced to be
A forgotten holdover

S is for Steve
Who just got a power
That lets him become
A pokemon shower
One after the other
With very much ease
Who though that shape shifting
Was such a breeze?

T is for Tula
Who has some cool gear
It can hold so many mon
I cant fit the numeral here
But it seems quite odd
With hardly four hundred found
Youd have some need
For that many pokemon around

U is for Uma
A militant shipper
Who flames anyone
Who doesnt agree witer
Wrong pairing? Uh-oh!
Here she comes now
To deliver a much-dreaded
Annoying little pow

V is for Vulpix
Who is near going crazy
With how many authors
Are so incredibly lazy
This poor little fox
Is so tired out
When she see a vulpix
Even she wants to shout

W is for Walter
A cute little lad
Whos been going to school
So hes late a tad
But here I ask
Something I truly cant get
How do you learn bout pokemon
When you dont have one yet?

X is for Xandy
A growlithe of sorts
Who acts like a human
And ones name he sports
A pokemon is not
A human in new skin
Id say characterization is good
Going out on a whim

Y is for Yvonne
Who wont catch rattata
The formers too good
For the latter
No caterpie or birds
No nirdoran, it seems
One has to wonder
How this girl builds a team

Z is for Zach
And he cant understand
Why he wont win at gyms
And conquer the land
He joins Team Magma
Just to see
If anyone there
Has the same problems as he



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Old July 7th, 2005 (04:29 PM).
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There pretty good. Some are a little of rythom but otherwise their really good. 9/10 for the whole thing.


Sometime you need to
break the rules
and stand apart
ignore your .h.e.a.d.
and follow your .h.e.a.r.t.

What doesn't kill you
only makes you .s.t.r.o.n.g.e.r.
so when you think your hurtin' me
your just helpin' me last .l.o.n.g.e.r.

Hold on to who you love
stay true to what you know
take everything you dream of
and .n.e.v.e.r. let it go
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Old July 7th, 2005 (04:31 PM).
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Thanks Would you mind telling me which ones you thought had worst meter? I knwo some were weird, and I'd like to fix them.

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Old July 7th, 2005 (04:49 PM).
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W is for Walter
A cute little lad
Whos been going to school
So hes late a tad
But here I ask
Something I truly cant get
How do you learn bout pokemon
When you dont have one yet?

A is for Ash
Who ten years from now
Will be buff and handsome
(Please dont ask how)
And whether Misty or May
We know for sure
Its his daughters turn now
For journeys galore

The walter one made since but it was alittle of but in the Ash one you kinda get confusing.


Sometime you need to
break the rules
and stand apart
ignore your .h.e.a.d.
and follow your .h.e.a.r.t.

What doesn't kill you
only makes you .s.t.r.o.n.g.e.r.
so when you think your hurtin' me
your just helpin' me last .l.o.n.g.e.r.

Hold on to who you love
stay true to what you know
take everything you dream of
and .n.e.v.e.r. let it go
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Old July 7th, 2005 (04:56 PM).
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Wow. ANOTHER fan fic reference (and the most entertaining one too).


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Old July 7th, 2005 (05:24 PM).
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Hey, this is pretty good. But, I have a question.

Was this whole thing made up because writers overly use these names all the time? I know I've seen Blaze pop up in a fic like... 200 times.


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Old July 7th, 2005 (05:28 PM).
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Most of the names were random, but Blaze /was/ used because every charmander EVER is named Blaze.

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Old July 7th, 2005 (05:33 PM).
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Well, either way, it's a great piece you made.

On the other hand, if I had a Charmander in a fic and I nicknamed it, it'd name it Inferno or Bic or Meltdown. A nickname that requires some thought.


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Old July 7th, 2005 (05:37 PM).
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Thanks muchly Randomly, my charmander was Ignition XD

On topic, I'm glad you enjoyed it also, N.A.

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Old July 7th, 2005 (05:54 PM).
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LOL this is pretty original. It's true with the blaze, and when I got to the L, I started panicking. You can probably imagine why. Almost every fic has Eevee, too, and some poor Mew being used as some legendary pet (even worse, for starters O.O).

These are priceless. Nice job. XD!!



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Old July 7th, 2005 (06:05 PM).
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I feel bad for Eevee now. But, what about the evolved versions of Eevee?

And Mew. Let's find it and send it on a trip to Hawaii. XD

But still... I'm kind of glad I don't use a lot of this stuff in my fics.


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*snorfle* This hit the spot. Every spot, that is. Well, almost every one. (What about the sister/some other female relative that popped out of thin air of Ash to accompany him for no real reason? And then, of course the "Yeah, she may be named after me, but that doesn't mean she's just me living out the dreams I can never have!" archetype?)

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And then, of course the "Yeah, she may be named after me, but that doesn't mean she's just me living out the dreams I can never have!" archetype?
Ah, that's what I should have done for Z. I think I'll change that.

I love quagsire XD

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You know, I THOUGHT about using Quagsire, but then it came to me that Whiscash was more or less suitable for a role in my current fic. I know Raichu's been all over the place, and I have a feeling Delcatty and Swellow are common too. Not 100% sure of Noctowl and Octillery, though...


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