You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

[darkpokeball]

Banned! Because...
Meowth: Dude, you're missing your head! How are you still living?!
Darkpokeball: You see how this new format makes it easier to understand the conversation? Line after line?
Meowth: What does that have to do with the reason?
Darkpokeball: I had to do this as my part of the bargain to get another free head!
Meowth: Another?
Darkpokeball: Can I just finish my ban message?
Meowth: Oh, right. Sure.
Darkpokeball: ...BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS RELATED TO HACKING THAT COULD VERY WELL BECOME ILLEGAL!
Meowth: Dude that's your reason. Honestly? Wow. I mean...wow.
Darkpokeball: What's wrong with it?
Meowth: It's not pokemon related. For that, you shall pay! *pulls out chainsaw*

[Ninetales]

You are banned for:
- Letting a Meowth own a chainsaw
- Starting nonsensical conversations with a Pokemon
- Possessing Ash Ketchum, and making him do evil things against his will

[Garet]

BANNED!! Because those recolored sprites in your siggy are likely not the real shinies!

[Linde]

Banned because of no signature

[Suicune23]

banned because you have a legendary in your signature

[pokemonrulz101]

BANNED BECAUSE YOU HAVE A SUICUNE IN YOUR SIGNATURE!

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! because... *Meowth slices off Darkpokeball's head before he can continue*
Meowth: Banned cuz it was my owner's last will.
*Purple aura of Darkpokeball suddenly leaps into Meowth*
Meowth(Possessed by Darkpokeball): No, my last will is to have this Meowth dead! And, I also want a new avatar pic of Meowth with my awesome aura, to emphasize the change. Hmph.

[Kip]

Banned for using this thread to subtly request a new avatar (nicely done by the way ) and for being unhealthily obsessed with a Meowth, not to mention one that can talk. Plus for posting a lengthy saga of conversations between yourself and the aforementioned Meowth which allow you to get away with any reason whatsoever for banning people.

You, sir, have been found out - yes you have! I have spotted you through your lies and deceit, and I shall not rest until you are behind bars and leave the now-tarnished PokéCommunity in order for it to recover the best way possible, however I am afraid that it has become permanently scarred.

Let you then, good sir, be an example to other erstwhile users who may or may not be considering the possibility of following in your footsteps, so that never again this deed may be committed again by anyone else in this thread!


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Mudkip: Dude - you need to get out more. I mean, you spent all that time on a post that doesn't even count towards your postcount. Plus the next person is bound just to post some one liner that will render all this irrelevant. You're a complete moron and you've let down the species. Get out of my sight.

Kip: ...

[dragonite149]

Banned for talking with a Mudkip, and also because this is a one-liner that makes your post irrelevelant.

[649]

Banned for ignoring my roleplay again again again. Also for... having a signature that leads to a misspelled url, and umm, pokemon.

[darkpokeball]

Banned! for....
*Meowth, still possessed, has finally finished Darkpokeball's head back on*
*Aura goes back into Darkpokeball, once more controlling his body, and leaving Meowth free*
Meowth: Whoa. What happened.
Darkpokeball: You were banning a person.
Meowth: *falls in love with the Phione in the avatar* That's a female right?
Darkpokeball: ARGH! BANNED FOR MAKING MEOWTH FALL IN LOVE!!

[BinaryPeaches]

Banned for making your posts have your Pokemon OC characters. Or rather, yourself an a Meowth.

[XDragonRiderX]

Banned for having a too cute avatar and sig for PokeCommunity.

[649]

Banned for having a signature that supports far too many hacks, and will most likely get disabled pretty soon, and for being both a Togetic and a Butterfree.

[darkpokeball]

BANNED!
for changing your avatar. Now Meowth's all depressed his Phione's gone.
Meowth*in corner*: WAAHH!!!!

[MeerFall]

Banned for having evil ash as your avatar (which is cool!)

[Garet]

Banned!! For having Pikachu in your signature but not in your avatar!

[BinaryPeaches]

Banned for having the default Arcanine avatar.

[MeerFall]

Banned for not having a pokemon in your avatar or signiture

[ShaQuL]

banned for having too much eevee's in your sig!

[MetalSound]

You are banned for living in Mauville City.

[Garet]

Banned!! For asking questions about Pokemon in your signature.

[MeerFall]

Banned because you were too late to enter your post underneath shaqul's post!!!

[DNZGames]

Your too obsessed with Eevee. Choose a better Pokémon! BANNED!

[NamelessGuy]

Banned for refusing to admire Eevee's epicness.