You're Banned (Pokémon Style) ! [Remember to make every post Pokémon related!]

[gameplayer56]

Banned for not having Latias in your sig.

[Limanya]

banned for haviing latiia2 iin your 2iignature

[gameplayer56]

Banned for not having Latias, Latios, or Magikarp in your sig.

[Limanya]

twinArmageddons: banned for not talkiing like a home2tuck character even though thiis ii2 a pokemon forum.
twinArmageddons: and not haviing magiikarp iin your 2iig.

[gameplayer56]

Banned for not talking like Magikarp or some other random Pokelanguage.

[angelomanalo]

Banned for making me think about that!!!

[gameplayer56]

Banned for not being in a Pokemarriage with Gardevoir.

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! for liking shorts. I don't care if they're comfty and easy to wear!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Wait...I like shorts.

DARKPOKEBALL: Then how come you're not wearing any?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Duh, pokemon don't wear pants, shorts, or shirts!

DARKPOKEBALL: But...what about dress-up for musicals?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: It's a costume...we're dressing up as you.

DARKPOKEBALL: Musicals have pokemon playing humans?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Yush.

DARKPOKEBALL: Well...why don't humans play humans? I wanna be in a musical!

[Madam Cheezy]

Banned for talking about shorts, but never once bringing up the Bugcatchers/Youngsters.

[gameplayer56]

Spoiler:

It seems that Chainsaw Meowth has revealed a Pokemon secret.

Banned for not talking about flying types or Bird Keepers.

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! for being too obsessed with latias.

HOwever, I will repeal the ban if you sign by petition to have musicals starring human actors in the Nimbasa Musical Center!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Okay, say your proposition of human actors passes...what would your musicals be about?

DARKPOKEBALL: I don't know! There are lots of great ones though, such as Annie, Fiddler on the Roof...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Well, good luck with that. I'm going to get some orange juice...

[gameplayer56]

*Signs the petition* Now, where's my cookie?
Also, Banned because it seems that you don't understand my love for Latias.

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! because more people need to sign this petition!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Yum....this Castelia Cone is very good.

DARKPOKEBALL: Castelia Cone...*looks at Vannilish*...oh my.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: What? What's wrong?

DARKPOKEBALL: How was Vannilish formed?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Same way Voltorb was from a pokeball, Vannilish was probably formed from ice cream.

DARKPOKEBALL: Okay...so in Cold Storage, there is ice cream?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Such as the castelia cone. What are you getting at?

DARKPOKEBALL: Even though Cold Storage isn't looked after heavily...and someone could sneak in and drop a droplet of cyanide in one of the conatiners...or two...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: So?

DARKPOKEBALL: ...In an effort to destroy a trainer that ate the cone...so that the pokemon would have no master...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Team Plasma disbanded, remember?

DARKPOKEBALL: The containers in Cold Storage are a little outdated, remember?

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: So...you're saying...

DARKPOKEBALL: Yeah. Unfortunately, this poison has no antidote...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: OH CRUD!!

...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: THere's no cyanide in here is there?

DARKPOKEBALL: Scared ya, didn't I? *troll face*

[gameplayer56]

Banned for letting Chainsaw Meowth eat that Vannilish instead of a real Castelia Cone.

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! because it was a real castelia cone...a Vannilish would've cried out because of the cyanide upon it.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Wait...there was cyanide on that cone?!

DARKPOKEBALL: No, of course not.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Dark...am I poisioned?

DARKPOKEBALL: Yes. But, alas, life is our eternal poison. Hence, we humans and pokemon alike must spend each day wallowing in eternal darkness, where the glimmer of light is faint, but unreachable. Where you may stretch out your arm to touch it and you grab is the empty air, and you spin around endlessly, eyes closed, wishing for a way out, when the only way out is nothingness itself.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Just tell me if there was cyanide or not.

[gameplayer56]

Banned for not consulting Celebi for problems concerning life.

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! For giving us a great idea!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Celebi...purest of the pure...am I poisoned?

CELEBI: No..but I sense darkness in your heart. Let me purify you...

MEOWTH: No! You stay away from me!

*ONE BIG FLASH LATER*

DARKPOKEBALL: Chainsaw MEowth! Are you okay?!

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Yes! I'm better than okay. Oh dear, why is there a chainsaw in my hands? Weapons are not needed! Better throw it away! Much better. Anyways, isn't life wonderful? I will be ever loyal to you, Master Dark. Please, your wish is my command. *sigh* My life is so marvelous...

DARKPOKEBALL: Oh dear...SOMEBODY FIX MY MEOWTH!

[gameplayer56]

^The things I've read....Can't be forgotten, now.
Anyway, banned because you let Meowth be purified from Celebi.

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! because you recommended Celebi in the first place.

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: *sigh* I think that I shall change my name to Blissful Meowth...because I am full with a wonderful bliss that cannot be described or shackled by mere words. Oh, how wonderful my life is. The joys of everything...how did I turn to the path of chainsaw and darkness before? I see the light now, and it shines with a grandness unspoken of.

DARKPOKEBALL: *sob* I don't wanna lose my best friend like this!

[gameplayer56]

Banned because you fail to remember that Darkrai could help on your situation (possibly....I make no promise).

[darkpokeball]

BANNED! for another brilliant idea.

DARKPOKEBALL: Come on Chainsaw...

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: Hang on..let me enjoy the beautiful flowers for just a moment more, if only a moment. For our moments are limited, and it is important to make the best of each, in order to--

DARKPOKEBALL: Shut up, and c'mon.

*AT DARKRAI*

DARKPOKEBALL: Hey, Darkrai...think you can corrupt my li'l Meowth?

DARKRAI: I can try, my dear child, I can try. Show me your pokemon.

DARKPOKEBALL: Okay here he is...wait,where'd he go?

*OFF IN A MEADOW*

CHAINSAW MEOWTH: *sigh* This is the life, making yet another marvelous moment to add upon my innumerable amount. The flowers, how gently they sway, trusting the wind, and the pollen carries. The scents of the meadow, the moist grass upon which fresh dew lies upon...

[Hikari10]

Darkpokeball: Hikari, why ya here?

Hikari10: I am trying to see if you were caught stealing Pokemon.

Darkpokeball: Hikari, why you look like that?

Hikari10: I genderbend to conceal my real identity.

Darkpokeball: Why are you looking like that?

Hikari10: According to my calculations, you are banned for stealing my cute Oshawott.

[gameplayer56]

Banned for not having a second Oshawott.

[darkpokeball]

n-ninja'd by gameplayer56? Well then Gameplayer56 is banned for ninja'ing me...as for the matter with Hikari...

DARKPOKEBALL: Yo Hikari, guess what?

HIKARI: What?

DARKPOKEBALL: I have a chainsaw, and I'm not afraid to use it!

HIKARI: Isn't that chainsaw Meowth's chainsaw?

DARKPOKEBALL: Well yeah, but Arceus knows where that cat went. Anyways, I guess you're banned for not signing my petition(refer to earlier posts)

DARKRAI: Hey...fellow dark one.

DARKPOKEBALL: Hm?

DARKRAI: I believe that your pokemon is within a meadow upon which Shaymin's lay. Go there swiftly, before Celebi's purification is permanent.

DARKPOKEBALL: Wait...now I only have a little time before it's permanent?

DARKRAI: Yes, my dear child. Now go, while the sun shines, and come back as soon as you can muster. I shall be waiting, my child.

DARKPOKEBALL: Okay, thanks for the information! *runs off*

[gameplayer56]

Banned for following Arceus' religion & not following Magikarp's religion & converting to Magikarpism.